Trickling Thoughts - Gilsbert the re"form"er

Intha ooruku vantha first week poora..form fill panna solliye saavadichitaanga. Address register panna oru form..register panna addressa upload panna oru form..SSN ku oru form..athuku register pannitennu oru form..number vantha udanay innoru form..antha form ozhunga poacha check panni another form!!! ippadi full formla en HR team enna verattu verattu nu verattified.

"Machi..ithana form epdida track panraanga? ethachum fill panalaina epdi teriya varum?"

"Adai..ozhunga ellam submit pannalay salary varumangarathu doubtu thaan..intha detail missing..athu sari illainu 2 months aakiduvaanga..unaku ipdi vera aasa irukka...raasa..nee ethachum sothapina enna thaan uiyredupaanga..ozhunga pannidraa"

"Seri..enakaaga ilaatiyum...unakkaaga....NANBEENDAAA"

"Kashtakaalam"

"hey..aanalum..inga konjam overda...ooruku vanthu..first first login panna systemay Fax machine thaan!! enakenamo xerox kadaila vela paakra mathiriye iruku..."
"Paechha kuraidaa...help desk call pannia..innum naalu form annupanum sonaanga..check with them"

Gilsbert calls helpdesk.

"Hello aapeecer..Gilsbert speaking"

"Hello..can you talk in English?"

Telephone receivera paathu manasukkulla..."intha avamaanam unaku thevayaa machi...pesara aalu chinakaari...aana pesarathenamo buckingham palace ku pakkathu portionlenthu vantha mathiri peter..hmmmm"

"I..one form..send..you..how?"

"Now its clear...send scan copy of the form to this email id"

"Ok"

"Send your onboarding docs and fax the hardcopies to this number"

"Ok"

"Once done, send a mail to the below address using the postal service"

"Echuseme aapeecer..i one doubt have"

"Yes??"

"All three are same docs right?"

"Yeah"

"To be processed by the same department?"

"Yeah"

"Same person?"

"Ofcourse..what is your question?"

"Adipaavi..oray aalukkay ithana copy ethuku anupanum"

"Well..to be on safer side..if we loose one..we can always make use of the other right?!!"

"hmm...how about this..can i go in person and give them another copy"

That set her thinking..and before she could agree to that "idea" Gilsbert great escape.



(Kodumais Kontinued)

Comments

Ramesh said…
Ha ha ha. Gilsbert indeed. Unfortunately, that alone won't do. You have to have a first name, a middle initial , a surname and a number !!

So, how about Gilsbert K Engineer III.

All rise :)
RS said…
Why am i reminded of this post: http://supershanki.blogspot.sg/2009/11/gilbert-gils.html

So, finallly, forms filling mudinjatha illaya??
Ramesh said…
@RS - Wow - you traced a 3 year old post of Gilsu.... You are hereby anointed as the Fan Club President
Btw - did you notice in that post that there was a commenter who perhaps was the inspiration for JOKK :)
Asha said…
a similar experience i face when i call the call center for servicing any product. unga per enna? unga veetu number enna? machine enna model? etc. etc...

adhukku apprum the person will say one minute ma'am i will transfer the call to the concerned person...

Again orutthan varuvan... ma
'am may i know your good(?) name please, again unga veetu number.etc, etc... ellam repeatu..


Verutha poiduthu.... edhavudu ippo service pannunamna... naanay pesama screwdriver eduthu irangadilamnu parkeren...

ohhhhhhhh....idhu periya postavay poidtha.... ok...ok...

Unga posta padichuttu inga tamil cine fieldkku comedy track ezhuda aal koopdringa ... enna panna poreenga
G3 said…
LOL :) Ungalukkunae special aapicer appoint panni kalaaikaraainga pola :P Usharaaikkonga boss :)
Aarti said…
neenga return aagarathukku ulla anga irukaravanga ellam oru rangea aayida poranga.... otharam kapatha mudyathu.....


RS - woah, u remembered and dug up that old post?? where be thy feet?! :D
gils said…
@thala:

:) antha kodumaiyelaam kekaatheenga..thani postay podalam!!!

@athivasi:

Wooooowwww!!!!! (verum space ileenga..type adikka vaarthaye varala nu symbolica telling :D )
gils said…
@thala:

avvvvvvvvv...thala..JOKK la neenga nijamnu nenakra scenes karapanai and vice versa... :)

@asha:

//Verutha poiduthu.... edhavudu ippo service pannunamna... naanay pesama screwdriver eduthu irangadilamnu parkeren...
//

LOL :D:D

//Unga posta padichuttu inga tamil cine fieldkku comedy track ezhuda aal koopdringa ... enna panna poreenga
//

elo ..overaa kalaikkapdaaathu..gils paavam
gils said…
@rt:

//neenga return aagarathukku ulla anga irukaravanga ellam oru rangea aayida poranga.... otharam kapatha mudyathu..... //

hehehehee...i try my best :D

//RS - woah, u remembered and dug up that old post?? where be thy feet?! :D//

lol :) nejaamaanga..me also the searching..

//
gils said…
@ggg:

this proves..entha kantree ponaalum..aapeecers aapeecers thaan

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