Monday, April 30, 2007

A Grimm Hairy tale..

"enanda thalai idhu..po mudalla hair cut panikitu vaa...inum vita kaala thaduka poguthu..."
"poamma..unakku vera velaye ila..ipo thaana haricut panikiten..."
"adapavi...pongal mudinju puduvarushamay vanthachu...nee poria ilaa nanay cut pani vidata.."
"ipo ithaama fashion..."
"manaangatti..poda mudhalla..."
...
"ennada ithu...apdiye thirumba vanthiruka....saloon leavea?"
"amma..ithu aanalum too much...un imsai thaangama thaan summer cut panitu vanthiruken.."
"ennamo poi thola...seekram kulichitu vaa.."

"Ennada ithu..ipdi pisiru pisira nikkuthu...nalla ennaiya poatu ooru...mullampanri mari iruka"
"aiyo amma...unna satisfy pananvay mudiyathu..aala vidu..naan office poren"

At office..

"Machi...nethu Star moviesla Hell Raiser padam poataanda.."
"dei..ena nakkala.."
"ila machi..un thalaya paatha udanay antha aani thala pei nyabagam vanthichi..." followed by roaring laughter...
"maganay..inoru thadava thaliaya pathi pesina ..mundama thaan alaiva jaakratha"
"ADHUUUUUUUUUUU...sollama vitutada "

"Morning mam.."
"ha..etho maranthiteneynu nenachen...stationery gaali...enaku safety pins vaanganum....poi vangitu varen..."
"en thalaya paatha udanay than ungalauku ithu nyabgam varanuma.."
Unable to control her laughter anymore she rushed to the admin desk..giggling uncontrollably..

Lunch time...
"grrrrrrrrrrrrr........cha.ellam intha ammavaala vantha venai...summa kedanthavanai poi..."
"machi...dnt worryda..you are like jack fruit...outer sidela mulla irunthalum...."
even before he could complete..peal of laughter broke out and everyone were rolling around laafing..

"Hey i know the truth...yesterday wen he turned up late for the party..she said she is going to crucify him... i never knew she meant it literally..."
"machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."
"stop it stop it..stop it..." and he ran away from that place.. with sounds of "eva ava..." following him...

He decided and next day he went to office with his head fully tonsured..
Suddenly a paper ball came and banged on his head..
"Wow..this is bouncier than wankhade pitchda...".......
"Real estate vikkara velaila..ivlo area freeya vachirukiyeapa..evanaachum construction kambeni kaaran paatha plot poatu vithuraporan..."......
"dei..light kizha ukarathada..high beam poata mari iruku...".........
"head light off pannuda".......
"mandaila french beard vacha oray aalu nee thaanda..."


Hair..You cant live with it..you cant live without it.....

P.S:
I have the same barber for the past 13years..naan iskool porachay epdi vetinaro inikum apdi thaan veti udarar..athoda epectay intha post :)

Friday, April 27, 2007

Unnnai...Kan theduthay...HIC...

LOSTnu oru serial thenamum Starmoviesla podraan...atha paathu oru smaal karpanai..namma blog makkala sila per kaanama poitanganna ad epdi varumnu...DDla kaanamal ponavar patriya arivipu mathiri...itha typitu naan kaanama poidlamnu iruken...maatina nelami konjam kavalikidamaaga ariguri neriya iruku :D

G3:
Kaanaamal pona andru nanraanga jeeravil mukkiya jaangiri nira sattaiyum...pon varuval coloril pantum aninthirunthaar...idathu kaiyil manapaarai muruku packetum...manja color paiyil biskothu..matrum sila pala snacksum irunthana..valakkaiyil kerala nenthranga chips oru kilopacketum..oru seepu vaazhaipazhamum irunthana...(please note...intha description bayangara dynamica change aaga kudiyathu..so if u see someone with fruits on left hand and sambar vadais on the right hand..then also..please report)

Heidi:
Mocha restaurantla ivanga order panna chefs delight disha kondu vantha andala kai thavari vizhunthutaanga...mocha folks are still searching for her....konjam konjama contents of the andaa is getting over. So heidi healthya ullara ukkanthu gummi kitu irukaangangarathu confirmed..still if u managed to dive inside that andaa..for a dip of coffee...che..sip of coffee..u can catch her as heidi :D :D (enna heidi spelling correcta potutena)..aniki enna dress poatrunthanganu therila..aana coffe colorla iruntha mari nyabagam :D

Billo barani:
Kaanamal pona anru yaruko bill pay panna porennu solitu ponatha thagaval...avaroda girlfriend smithavum missing...so billo barani "jillunu oru fullu " adichitu billu pay panikitu irukarnu nambuvomaga :D (soringa..unga aal pera poatu udachiten )..kanamaal pona aniki naaamakatti color pantum shirtum aninthirunthaga thagaval...

saga KK:
*sob*sob*...engal kazhaga kanmani...mike mohanuku aduthabadiya neria songs paadinavar...than gaanangalaal nam nenjil rent eduthu thangirupavar...ivara g3 n gang paatu paada chance vaangi tharennu kidnap panitathaa namba thaguntha vattarams telling...ivarai meetka kathci selavula thanipadai arange panna manu kuduthirukoam...kaanamal pona andru guitar designla pantum..mike padam poata tshirtum aninthirunthaar...

Settai sat:
kadantha sila thinangalaaga..saidapettai guindy arealalaam roadla makkal nadamaatam romba kuranju ponathuku main karanam..namma settai sat..naanum corr..che car oatren pervazhinunu vandiya kelapikitu ponathala....roadla safea otunganna...platformla oatra alavuku ivanga safety follow pannathan vilaivu..oru roadside shop uttu vaikala...makkalam chennai municipality bulldozeruku badila santro vaangi demolition squadla sethutangalonu bayangara beeeedhiiiii...now to the lost part :)
However best her friends tried to loose her on chennai..she still managed to find her way back...kadisila than therinjuthu avanga veetu addressa kaila pacha kuthi vachiruntha matter...her briiliant chennai buddies staged a coup and changed her things to a different address and... she got lost :) ....kadisiya kidaitha thagaval padi coimbatorenu oru kukgramathuku vazhi ketu yaro oru paiyan National highwaysla suthikitu irukaratha Q branch polisaar thagaval...antha paiyan panra attagasaamlam paatha namam satukum avanukum neria tallying...
P.S:
kaanamal pona anru..or rather tholaikka patta anru corrupu color arakkai sattaiyum...corrupu color mukka tavusarum aninthirunthathaga thagaval...
P.S.S:
kandupudichi kudutha kallalaye adipoamnu avanga friends merattal :)

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Satti sutathadaa..(no offence meant to sat:) )


Padathayum titlaiyum paathutu idhu aadi maasa spl, released latenu ,thapaa thinkidaatheenga..antha sattiku pinnadi...oru peria story iruku :D last time wen had a bloggers meet in chennai mokka fwd g3,u----- heidi,billoo barani, myself and firstdream ramya all met in a restaurant suggested by the one and only heidi..mokka poda vasathiya mocha restaurant in nungambakkama select panaanga...venue selection heidina udanay billo baraniku slighta udharal...previous bloggers meetla namma heidi order panna dishesa saaptu peeeeeeeeeeeritukitu vantha ..sogam (ada nejamavay sogam thaanga :)) ninaivuku vara barani aajar aavaarangarathu kelvikuriyaa irunthichi...still medical insurance policylaam chk panitu with his will steadied...(will powera sonen...) barani made a special appearance right in time for the bill payment...now for the matter...golden rule number one for ordering any dish...Never ever try the one named chefs delight or restaurants special...sambala baaki..hike prachanai ella kadupaiyum kaati..vervai sinthi...(dishlaya sinthinarnulam kekapdathu)avar prepare panirupar...kandipa kita kudapoga kudatha item..still heidi went ahead and ordered it for her...g3 safea edho therinja per onu sonnanga..ensuring heidi doesnt order for her...ramya pona meetingla saapta itemsoda epects therinju lateavay vanthanga, seekram vantha heidi ethachum order panida porangannu...gils went for cappucino..mocha pathi oru rendu vartha sola venamaa...chancelatha venue....ulla enter aanathum first kannula patathu Hookah's...intha middle east based moveislalaam...stylea diwanla saanjikitu..oru neetamana pipela gappu gappu dhum adipangalay..athhey athhey....pakakthila oru notice vera.. above 18 makkals only allowed for hookah smoking.....especially ramya vantha udana antha noticea rendu copy eduthu ramya kanula padra mari oti vachitaanga....g3ku ullooora aasai ..oru dhammu podanumnu...seri erkanavay image damage..inum damage panika vendamnu...barani vararanu paathutu varennnu orama beedi pudika poitaanga..heidiyoda tamizh patrai inga solliye aaganum...ezhuthu kooti padikaravangala paathiruken...sedhuki sedhuki...athula spelling mistakeskaga edam odhuki odhuki...eppa..enna porumai.. the speed was one letter per hour..kadisila koduma thangama g3 naanay padichi solrennu fulla padichitanga :D then came the moment..illa..THE MOMENT...thalaila alibaba mgr mari kulla poata oru kutti aal (paiyan?) who took the order from us and after that dint even bother to turn back giving an idhellam-oc-tea-gumbal look, sent a chinese looking gal with our order...capucino came in one cute pottish looking small bowl..underline small..g3 order panna blud red or something of that color drink also came..kadisila oru naalu per..thooka mudiyama brought one big satti...tablela vaika edam ilanu tharala vachu tap/straw poatu tharatanu ketaanga...illa..tap venam apdiye saapuduvennu heidi adam pudichathala..kashtapattu rendu moonu table sethu poatu antha andaavaathooki vachanga..it was so small that..heidi was only audible frm the other side..not visible..serinu solitu elarum grouped on the other side of the andaa..amman kovilla koozh oothara paana kuda sinatha irukum...other folks who had came to tt restaurant thot we are conducting ilavasa thanneer pandhal and came to the table with a cup in hand asking for a loatta of watever-the-drink name was...after a lot of struggle and with bit of help from ramya n g3..heidi managed to finish it off...idellam orama vedika pathukitruntha billo baraniku oray sandhosham..haiya nan escapenu..aniikay dinner treat by kittu mama mami irunthichi..appo gavanichukaren baraniyanu heidi garuvikitrunthanga...pavam barani aniki enna aanarunu no news..but had a blast of time...time ponathay theriyama arattaiyo arattai :)

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Come fall in Love...DDLJ

Yesterday saw DDLJ in Sony... varusha varusham oru moonu thadavayaachum intha padam paakalaina antha varusham doesnt feel complete :D SONYla reel anthu ponalum fevi kwick poatu otiyachum intha padatha oatiruvan :D all said...chancelatha movie...mokka story...almost negligible screenplay...still thepackaging and the stars and songs make it an all time super hit...i would be surprised if any of you havent even heard of the movie if at all not seen it.

SONGS: You cant think of the movie without the songs...they are the life n soul of the movie...en personal fav.. Rukh ja and Na Jaane mere...ella songsumay soober...and evlo thadava ketaalum alukaathu..peps u up :) still latha mangeshkar kural!! nan onum solalapa...

SRK: Guess he became household name mainly after this movie..oru oru songlayum the dresses he wore..atrocius to say the least!!! guess only he could make a maroon jean on a gree denim shirt look cool with a panama hat to top it!!! me generally crazy over tees...intha padam paakracheylam i update the list of things missing in my wardrobe :D

Kajol: Innocence ivlo azhaga irukuma...!!! antha vishamathanamana kangal...pleading..anger..oozing with love...fear...vulnerable...huh..irukara ella emotionaiyum kannileye kaatra oru soober actress..with loads n loads of energy...topping it all with a grin spreading from ear to ear...WOW...one should watch her in K3G...!!!! she was the driving force in tt otherwise morbid movie...

"U r not genius..u r indigenius"!!! guess you cant better that one :D the movie has its own funny moments too :D

padathila miss pannama paka vendiya inoru nabar...mandira bedi....surprisingly fully covered and guess wat..she too looks gud :D

last but not the least...kajols cuttie sis.."my friends call me CHUTKI" :D chooooo chweeeeeeet....i tried to locate pics of her for posting..enga thediyum kedakala..if any of u got it share madi pls :D

P.S:
Review post podrennu therinja udanay intha padatha nakkal adichi review poata autola aal anupa maatoam..neravay oodu poonthu oodu katiruvoamnu chellama paasama sila per kenji ketukondatharkinanga decenta reviewed... (*AHEM*...no mannu on mush..hehe..soonapaana singamda nee)

Friday, April 20, 2007

Lollu pasanga naanga..

The lollu makkas are back...with lot more new lollu this time...njoy maadi :D

செருப்பு இல்லாம நாம நடக்கலாம்

ஆனா,

நாம இல்லாம செருப்பு நடக்க முடியாது.


- தீவிரமாக யோசிப்போர் சங்கம் (எங்களுக்கு வேறு எங்கும் கிளைகள் கிடையாது)


இட்லி மாவை வச்சு இட்லி போடலாம்.

சப்பாத்தி மாவை வச்சு சப்பாத்தி போடலாம்.

ஆனா,

கடலை மாவை வச்சு கடலை போட முடியுமா?

- ராவெல்லாம் முழ்ச்சு கெடந்து யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

பஸ் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா பஸ்ஸு வரும்.

ஆனா,

ஃபுல் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா ஃபுல்லு வருமா?

நல்லா யோசிங்க! குவாட்டர் கூட வராது!!!



என்னதான் பொண்ணுங்க பைக் ஓட்டினாலும்,

ஹீரோ ஹோன்டா, ஹீரோயின் ஹோன்டா ஆய்டாது!!
அதேமாதிரி,
என்னதான் பசங்க வெண்டைக்காய் சாப்பிட்டாலும்,
லேடீஸ் ஃபிங்கர், ஜென்ட்ஸ் ஃபிங்கர் ஆய்டாது!!!

டிசம்பர் 31க்கும்,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும்
ஒரு நாள்தான் வித்தியாசம்.

ஆனால்,

ஜனவரி 1க்கும்,

டிசம்பர் 31க்கும்,

ஒரு வருசம் வித்தியாசம்.

இதுதான் உலகம்.


பல்வலி வந்தால் பல்லை புடுங்கலாம்,

ஆனா கால்வலி வந்தால் காலை புடுங்க முடியுமா?

இல்லை தலைவலி வந்தால் தலையைதான் புடுங்க முடியுமா?

(டேய்! எங்க இருந்துடா கிளம்புறீங்க?!)



பில் கேட்ஸோட பையனா இருந்தாலும்,
கழித்தல் கணக்கு போடும்போது,
கடன் வாங்கித்தான் ஆகனும்.


கொலுசு போட்டா சத்தம் வரும்.
ஆனா,
சத்தம் போட்ட கொலுசு வருமா?



பேக் வீல் எவ்வளவு ஸ்பீடா போனாலும்,
ஃப்ரன்ட் வீல முந்த முடியாது.
இதுதான் உலகம் (ஐயோ! ஐயோ!! ஐயோ!!! காப்பாத்துங்க!!!)



T Nagar போனா டீ வாங்கலாம்.
ஆனால்
விருது நகர் போனா விருது வாங்க முடியுமா?



என்னதான் பெரிய
வீரனா இருந்தாலும்,
வெயில் அடிச்சா,
திருப்பி அடிக்க முடியாது.



இளநீர்லயும் தண்ணி இருக்கு,

பூமிலயும் தண்ணி இருக்கு.


அதுக்காக,

இளநீர்ல போர் போடவும் முடியாது,

பூமில ஸ்ட்ரா போட்டு உரியவும் முடியாது.



உங்கள் உடம்பில்
கோடிக்கணக்கான செல்கள் இருந்தாலும்,
ஒரு செல்லில் கூட
ஸிம் கார்ட் போட்டு பேச முடியாது.



நிக்கிற பஸ்ஸுக்கு முன்னாடி ஓடலாம்
ஆனா
ஒடுற பஸ்ஸுக்கு முன்னாடி நிக்க முடியாது.



வண்டி இல்லாமல் டயர் ஓடும்.
ஆனால்...
டயர் இல்லாமல் வண்டி ஓடுமா?

இது மல்லாக்க படுத்துகிட்டு யோசிக்க வேண்டிய விஷயம்.

சைக்கிள் ஓட்டுறது சைக்கிளிங்னா, ட்ரெய்ன் ஓட்டுறது ட்ரெய்னிங்கா? இல்ல பிளேன் ஓட்டுறது பிளானிங்கா?

என்னதான் நீ புது மாடல் மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும்
மெஸேஜ் Forwardதான் பண்ண முடியும்,
Rewindலாம் பண்ண முடியாது.

"Tea"க்கும் "Cofee"க்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?

"Tea"ல ஒரு "e" இருக்கும். "Coffee"ல 2 "e" இருக்கும்.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 8

When he regained consciousness Ram found himself in a room which resembled a five star hotel suite..except that his head was bandaged and there were lot of tubes attached to his body..when he tried to get up....he felt as if the room was spinning and fainted again....
"Ram...Ram.....open your eyes...slowly...relax...dnt strain yourself...."...the soothing voice of Dr. Aum..came floating into his ears...
"Doc...enna aachu...where am i...how long i've been like this...."
"Relax..relax...nothing to worry...oru chinna operationukkaga..naan thaan unna sedationla vachen..now everything is in place and we are ready...."
"operationa..enna operation?? .." Ram was seething with anger...
"Ram...i've my own ways to preserve my secrets...un spinela chinnatha oru chip fix panniruken...oru mild shock...just enuff to paralyse the spine and damage the brain irreversibily...vilayatuku sollala...if u want i can show you the dogs on which i tried this experiment...innum uyiroda thaan irukunga...aana uyir matum thaan iruku ...ok.....now to the core topic" the doc continued as if he was taking a seminar....
"..nee varachay rendu live experiment paathiye..atha pathi enna ninakara..."
"in both the cases...the weakling put up a big fight..."
"gud...gud observation..did u notice that...on both the cases...the loser showed no signs of strain or pain..."
"surprisingly yes...the lean guy with whom i fought...i thought some of my punches were solid...still he dint even flinch..."
An evil smile bloomed on the docs face...
"yes...nee paathathu...valimai minus valiyoda power...intha ulagathula neekamara niranju irukara vishayam ethaachum onnu unduna athu vali...pain..pain mattum thaan..Even in the time of Newton and Galileo, men knew more about the moon and other heavenly bodies than they did about their own...but i've bettered them all...I HAVE CONQUERED THE BRAIN...CASRla brain tumour pathi naan start panna oru projectoda
result surprised me a lot...neurons pathi naan erkanavay research panindu irunthen...the other experiment added to my curiosity and gave me a hint on the direction i need to proceed...slowly i uncovered the brain map and i was even able to isolate the sections of neurons responsible for each and every reaction in our body..it was like deciphering a jigsaw piece with billions and billions of pieces..first sequence establish panrathuku i struggled a lot....i put in years and years of hard work...after spending thousands of hours behind the PC i finally managed to establish the sequence...after the first breakthrough rest became easy...now i have a definite reference guide of our brain......i can isolate the
section which induces love..sections which acts like a hard disk saving all our memories....sections which deal with our feelings...ellam... ellam...
ellam map paniten.....entha edathula enna thoughts oduthungarathu kooda ennala solla mudiyum.......people have conquered the tallest peaks on earth..deepest points...hottest places...coldest of environments...i have conquered the brain...i can control ever single action it performs....I AM GOD.."
"Wow...congratulations Doc....its thrilling even to hear this discovery....this worth the next ten years nobel prize....."
"Nobel prizea..rubbish...athu yaaruku venum..i decide my own prize..."
"but doc...this shd reach the masses...billions will benefit because of ur discovery..."
"paisaaku prayojanam illatha idea....REJECTED"
"you are a doctor...ur first duty is to serve...and why havent you made this public...MAI kita permission vaangiteengala?"
"MAI...MYYYYY Foooot...medical association...useless organisation of bench warmers..who are they to comment on my discovery...they will not even understand it in first place...i dont want to waste my time on those useless procedures....u think i am a fool to waste my years of research for free...stop talking rubbish..i've better plans..."
"MAI epdi human testkellam allow pannanaga...".Ram froze after uttering this question...the enormity of the situation stuck him like a gale wind....who were the specimens...how did the doc convince them for this...or did he ?? and were all these tests first time right?? thappa pona casesoda result enna achu?? saadarana thalai vali maathraiku kuda side effects irukum...such a big change...enna side effect???
"Doc....!!"
There was a knowing smile on the doc's face..."gud..so you have started thinking on the correct line...side effects pathi thaana yosikara...well perusa onnum side effect illa...i have almost perfected this method..."
That almost was uttered as if it was non-existent...
"Almost?? what do you mean by almost.."
"Well..oru chinna mal function..i am trying to fix that too...."
"ennathu?"
With a sigh as if to sush an impediment child..the doc replied..."memory loss....the portion of the brain dealing with pain, joy and memory overlap in some places...athunaala thaan sila thoughtslam painfulla irukunu solroam...like love failures...silathu..sathoshatha tharuthu...like thoughts of your lovely wife waiting for you at home...each of these sends a rush of adrelani..so..well..u c...when the portion dealing with pain was altered..some sections of the memory gets ..hmm.."
"destroyed?"
"i wont use such a harsh term over such a trivial thing..its not completely destroying everything.."
"how will you know which are the sections...idhenna text filea...intha line delete paniten..antha line delete panitennu pick panrathuku...."
"exactly..so...it might so happen that you might forget what you did yesterday or a week back and still remember what happened in your schooldays...its a tricky scenario here and i am trying to figure out how to avoid it..."
"in short you are toying with the memory of the person...who gave you the right to do so...and how did you convince them ??above all...who are..were.. your specimens??human testing is not legal in any country..."
"uh-oh..Ram...now you are not thinking like me...wrong questions Ram...guess you should take rest now.."
with that the doc left the room..

Nyabgangal Thodarum...

P.S:
heheeheh....intha part was supposed to be penultimate...but ithuvay semma lengthya vanthiruchi...penultimate part vera ready paniten...idha padichi mudinga mudalla..atha posteren...delay paneenganna inoru part add aaidum.. :D :D

Friday, April 13, 2007

Pudu padam Trailer... :D

i cant remember anything.stl they look familiar.....why..why..WHYYYYY?..

Ram...Ram....Uma vanthiruken ram...unnoda Uma...kanna thiranthu paaru raaam...

doctor...antha patient ..antha patient.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Col. ragavanuku thaan ella informationum compleata theriyum...avaray solatum


OPERATION SINDBAD

I AM GOD...Naan kadavul ram...kadavul....Thundered Doc AUM..

Idhu varai nadantha kadhai...Ram...our hero..as per the order of the CASR head Col. Ragavan..launches operation Sindbad to track the activities of evil doc Aum..his wife Uma, unaware of the project gets a call one day and ends up meeting Ram in the hospital..in the middle of the operation Ram wakes up....Uma demands explanation frm the colonel..who narrates the preceeding incidents ....

Pre production stageuku mela eduka kaasillama maatikita "Marudanayagam" movie maari..remba naala post production hasslesla maatikitruntha intha story...is getting re launched this new year..Sivaji ku one and only competition ithuthaanu namba thaguntha (??!!)vattarams talking already...hehee...oru refreshukaga..last partoda link ikkada unnaru....

inga clickavum

ipudu chudu for next part....releasing soon ..at the blogpost nearest to u :D :D

P.S:

Iniya tamizh puthandu nal vazhthukal frm
Ram,Uma, Aum,Anil,Col. Ragavan and the rest of the cast n crew of Partha nyabgam illayo....

P.S.S:
naan padicha HTML ivlo thaanu irukara marquee taglaam poatu oru mini exp. paniyachu..evlo naal achu idellam use panni..hmmmmmm...hehee..end result..semma kalavai..ensoy madi...sat kall edukarathuku munaadi..escape

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

உளறுதல் என் உள்ளத்தின் வேலை...

ellarum..ularen pervazhinu soobera kavidhai ezhuthi vachiteenga...titleuku apta yaaaarumay ezhuthala..hehee..so here is my ularal.. in damil, for a change.. :D :D

பார்த்தாய்
மகிழ்ந்தேன்

சிரித்தாய்
மயங்கினேன்

"நீங்க"வில்
"ங்க"
நீங்கலாக
"நீ"யென
இடைவெளி குறைத்தாய்
ரசித்தேன்

துக்கத்தில்
தோள் குடுத்தாய்
பக்கத்தில்
நீ இருக்க
வெட்கத்தில் ஓடின
துக்கங்கள் - என்
தூக்கங்களுடன்

உனை கண்ட
வார தினங்கள்
வர தினமாயின
பாரா தினங்கள்
பிணமாயின

காத்திருந்த நேரங்களில்
கடிகார முள் குத்தி
ரணமான மணிக்கட்டு
உன் புன்சிரிப்பில்
குணமானது

காலம்
காலனானது

நிகழ்ந்தது இறந்து போய்
எதிர்கொண்டது
நிகழ்ந்தது

வீட்டில் சொல்வதற்குள்
விளக்கிலிட்ட விட்டிலானது நம் உறவு
விளக்கிக்கூற முயலுமுன்
துலக்கிப்போட்ட பாத்திரமாயிற்று

தொலைவு போன பொழுதிலும்
தொலைந்து போன மனதில்
பிளவு தான் பட்டிடுமோ - குளிர்
நிலவு தான் சுட்டிடுமோ

காலங்கள் மாறினாலும்
காயங்கள் ஆறினாலும்
காதல் தான் மாறிடுமோ
கூறுங்கள் மானிடரே

ROTFL...iduku mela..ennala controla panna mudila..padichu paatha sirippa varuthu...so here u go...n u all know ver to thuppify :D

I'll be there for u..........

Atlast i managed to write a post on my all time fav. english serial...F.R.I.E.N.D.S...Though its a smash hit in US..Indiala lot of edirpu for F.R.I.E.N.D.S..namma cultureku idhu othu varatha
serialnu...lot of Live-In relationships...oru oru episodekum oru pathu pathinaju lip lock scenesnu pattaya kelapirupaanga...just the right sorta stuff for the hawks to whip it up :) but semma jolly timepass serial..with some really witty scenes...it grows on u..and soon u wud start swearing on it...
For those who dont watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S serial..its goin to be tuff to relate the post...Its a story revolving the life n times of 6 people....it ran for 10 seasons and got over last year...oru kutti intro for the characters...

Ross Geller - paleontologist...proffessor..ur next door nice guy ..played by David Shwimmer

Monica Geller - chef..Ross's sister..played by Courtney Cox..wow..did she look ravishing few seasons back

Rachel greene -waitress- Ross sweet heart (and so swears a million fans)- played by Jennifer Aniston..

Chandler Bing -namma oor terminologyla DataProcessingExecutive...sarcastic/witty character..played by mathew perry

Joey tribiani -up n coming actor..hunk of a person with little of brain..played by matt de blanc...lovely character...

Phoebe buffey -masseur..i would term her character as female joey.. :D played by Lisa kudrow...

Now for the special episode written by u-know-who....thakkalai muttai velai ellaam skyrocketing..azhuginatha irunthalum inga erinjitu ponga... :)


"Hey Rach..help me with this DVD list...i want to order some classics from the library.." asks Monica..
"Sure Monica...here v go..hmmm..how about "Vertigo"..."
"Wow...i luvvvvvv it..."
"Mon..you say that as if u've seen it before..."..wondered phoebe..
"Cmon Pheebs..of course i've..dnt tell me you'vent..."
"if u've seen it already...y u need a DVD.. and that too for a weekend...oooooh..now i understand what
single-white- unemployed-without a boyfriend-females do on a weekend.."
Monica gives her a killer look...
"cmon pheebs...that was mean..." said Rachel supportively..
"oh..i forgot that u r here too Rach..."..Rachel just had broke up with her boyfriend and her boss fired her that day morning...
"monica..."
"yes..Rachel..."
"lets do it" ...
Both Monica and Rachel pounce over Pheebs...

******
"Cmon Joey...how can u watch women's wrestling..."
"Chandler...i can watch women when they do anything...ANYTHING"
"not WRESTLING...of all the things i can imagine...its sickening to see such beauties rolling over the mat in ..huh....uncompromising positions..."
"hmm..now i get your point...hey care for a beer.."
"sure...lets go to Mons place..."

"Woow..wow..woww...Wassup gals..."enters Joey and Chandler to find monica,rachel and pheebs one on top of the other...
"mind if we join..." asks Chandler with a smirk on his face..
"huh..hi guys...hmmm...We are helping Monica in picking list of all time classics..wanna help.."
"Wow..if this is the way u prepare the list of movies..call me anytime..i am so gud at it...." nods joey with a smile written all over his face...
"Thats surprising..." says Chandler..
"Have u got Wild jasmine,Hot chick on rainy night in that list.."
Chandler stares at Joey and says..."they are picking up classics Joey...not Crass flics..."

*******
"Hi everybody"
"Hi Ross" says everyone in chorus.
"Guess what...iam going for fishing this weekend..."
Without even waiting for Ross to finish and without even turning back from TV...Chandler says.."Enjoy ur trip Ross.....see you next year..."
"...and iam travelling on my brand new porsche to the site..and i would have our own yatch for fishing..."
Chandler looks at joey..and they rush outside shouting...."me first...me first."

**********
At the fishing site...

“u knw guys...fishes were the first to evolve in this planet...blah blah.." said Ross..
"cmon Ross..u are scaring the fishes...'
unmindful of chandlers barb.." and some whales can hear at a distance of 500 kilometres."
"with this sorta lecture i wouldnt be surprised if they ran away that far..." mutters chandler...
“What the hell would one whale say to another 500 kilometres away?” asked joey...
“I’m not absolutely sure but it must sounds something like ‘Can you hear me now?’ ” quips Chandler...
"heyyyyyy...guys.pull harder..i got something on my hook...." exclaimed Ross..
"u lucky hooker...."
"Hey this fish looks like a sauce pan.." cried joey...
"yeah..its made of bone china.."
"heyyyyy..we got a chinese fish then..."joey nods away with a big grin..
"this is one fish that has surely missed evolution.." says Chandler at joey.. while Ross acknowledges it with a sage nod..

After a while..

"All hands on board...mayday mayday...i got something here..." shouts Chandler..
It turns out to be a teapot...
soon comes Joeys turn...
"guys...help...guess i caught a whale..."
"joey..we dont have whales on this side of the continent..and moreover whales need bit more water than what you fill in your bathtub.....now HAUL it up..."
"huh...its a shoe...dnt tell me fishes have legs...."
before chandler could start something..."Shuddup guys..." from Ross..quietens things down...

Its evening time...

The yatch is filled with teapot, saucepan, shoe, hanger and even a candlestand ...but no fish...
"guys...want to give one last try..."
"oh phuleessse..."
"cmon guys..one last time...."
"ok..." grudgingly they throw their lines..
"hey...i got something"
"me too.."
"hey me too..."
"see atlast we are lucky...cmon guys..haul up..haul up..."
All the three turn out to be dog collars....
"oh swell.." a weird look comes on chandlers face...“we got a teapot,saucepan,shoe and a hanger...GUYS!!Let’s get away from here! Someone must be living down there.”
"and with three dogs...OH MY GOD.... row away for your life amigoes...." joey rushes inside the yatch to turn it to the shore...
Ross stares with a defeated look on his face...

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Mobila...Mobila.. :)

Manasungarathu ellarukum irukara oru matter...ennodatha naan epovo tholachiteneynu ambi, kaatu kathala silenta kekarathuku munnadi... "avangalodatha".. u suttufiedla so LHS = RHS... ( haiya...inimay besha matteruku polam)...

Blogulagil ipo kalyana season...married..to be married..in pipelinenu.. queue katti nikara makkaloda cell fonesuku manasu iruntha epdi irukumnu oru small karpanai.... :)

Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
cellfone thinking:
adadaddddaaa...nadu rathiriku ennada msg vendi kedaku....office msgna paya thoongiruvan..idhu yaru anupiruka...aaha...pochuda..
intha ponna...ivan udanay reply pannama irukamaatane...apdi enna thaan anupiruka...huh...pershonal msg padikalama? vendama?...kanravi
naan thana display panren...padipoam...
"Ennada chellam panra"...
ada keragam pudichavalay...kuttichathaan (not kodumai usha:D ) korata utu thoongara intha timela enna kelvi ithu...ivan ennamo anuparaney...
"ippo thaan paduthen.."..
aaama...remmba mukiyam natuku...
Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
tho paruda..thirumbavum athey ponnu...
"oh.sorry dear..u carryon..gud nite.."
appada vituthu tholla...ivan enna adikaran...
"its ok..inimay nan thoonginalum kanavula nee thaan varapora.."
ada paavi...engenthuda ipdi puluga kathukiteenga...ipo thanada "Nayan...Nayannu polambina ...naan kooda etho en sontha karanga pera
(cell number) thaan solriyonu ninachen...nee koovina stylepaatha vera mari irunthichi.. aprum thaan therinjuchi athu Nayanthaaranu...hmmm...
iniki velanginaplathaan...
Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
adadada..adukulla replya...
"un kanavula naan enna dress potukitu vanthennu sollu..naliku athey dressla vara trypanren.."
ada raama..rama..enna kanravida ithu...enna dressu enna seruppu enna nail polishnu ini onnu onna keppo polarukay....
Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
"dear..me not feelin sleepy...enna panrathu"
vaaila nalla vara poguthu...ungaluku polappay kedayatha..keypada poatu amuki en udambellaam valikuthu...thoonga poamma...
ivan ennamo soriyarnay..."think of me n sleep dear...ummmmmmmaaaaa"
chee..thoo..echha uten solra paradesi...ivar peria ramaru..ivar pera solikitu padutha thookam varumam..permanenta poi senthuruva antha ponnu...
Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
"chee..poda enaku vekkama varuthu..."
adipaavi makka..unakepodi thookam varathu...haiyo..free sms scheme kudukara SP ellarum adutha jenmathula aanathaiya porakka,,,,
Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
"enna unaku evlo pudikum.."
idhey ratela pona seekram paithiyam pudikum...ivan enna pulugaraan...
"alakka koodiya itema kelu dear..."
dei nee un alappa niruthuda..pona maasam idhey situationla vera numberlenthuna msg vanthichi...hmm..ellam kalikaalam..
iduku nanum udanthaiya iruka vendi iruku,,,
Bleeeppp...bleeeppp...1 msg received...
"kaalaila marakkama pal thei...unaku reminder set paniruken... :) "
thooo..naatham pudichavanay...iduku reminderlaam set panna unaku oru aala..karumamda....
dei nee pal theikka ..kulika...dress potukka eduku venumnalum reminder vachika...vidiya vidiya pesi enaku pasikuthu ipo...soru podra..
i mean..chargerla podra..adai oru blockla usira kaila pudichindu irukenda....alarm veraya..sutham....
[morning 9 am]
adai kumbakarnanuku poranthavanay..nitelaam kadala poatutu 9 mani varikum vekkamilaama thoongariye..ethana thadavada katharathu..
ezhunthira dogay...aaha edo call varuthay..hmm..officelenthu..paya ippo vachum ezhunthichiruvan...
"hello..yes sir..me connecting frm home for meeting sir...number not diallin in..will reconnect sir..."
ada pavi...nee diallay panaliye da..call cut panitu thirumba thoongariya..dei..enna chargela podra...enakku chargeee......
battery dies...

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Chinna kannan strikes again

My Manni took one of the dynamic duo to a restaurant...anga cashier seatuku mela swami padamlaam irunthiruku..
Perumal padatha kaatitu manni asked, "idhu enna ummachi ma"
"perumal"
Pakkathu fotova kaati, "idhu ma"
"adhu sigma mall, inonu garuda mall"
Enga manni sirippu thaangama almost dropped the kid...kadakaran aadi poitaanam...!!!

P.S:
Banglore vaazh makkaluku therinjirukum..Sigma mall garuda mallaam namma oor spencer mathiri..

Monday, April 02, 2007

Chinna chinna Kanna...sethi sollum manna

Wanted to post on a different topic...but couldnt resist this one...en cousinum manniyum senthu avanga pullayaandana Mission-Admissionukkaga ready pannapo nadantha koothu...


"whats ur name"
"cheechu"
"huh..chellam..u should say my name is Surya"
"Naan cheechu..Surya schooluku poirukaan."
"illada chellam...nalliku school interviewla aunty kekum boathu cheechunulam solla koodathu...Suryanu sollanum.."
"maaten.."
Mom thinking..."ippovay kanna katuthay...naaliku maanatha vangama irukanumay...save me god"...turns to see the dad, comfortably buried inside the sofa watching EPL ...
"appava latchanama neengalum help panunga..."
well that tone also meant if-u-dont-come-now-no-dinner-for-next-three-weeks...dad immediately comes to the rescue...
"ok chellam..ABCD sollu..."
"maaten" came the reply with such a conviction that Dad almost said "fine with me..i will settle with EPL"..but one killer look from Mom..he thought better not to risk it...
"nee ipo ABCD sonena..i will give u..umm...chocolate..."
The kid thinks for a while.."entha chocolate"
Now thats a doosra for which dad wasnt prepared...
"huh..hmm..unakku pudicha chocolateda chellam"
"edhunu sollu"
"Dairy milk.."
"no.."
"snickers".
"no"..
"mars"..
"no"..
"chellam ..paduthathama...appa paavamla... unaku enna venum..."
"onnum venam.."
"apo ABCD sollu..nee gud boyla"
"ila...naan bad boy"
"huh...yaar sonna..."
"nee thaan"
Dad was stumped again...
he stared at the ceiling..seeking divine help...when his gaze settled on mom..she gave him a dont-even-think-about-it look...
"ok..naan ipo ABCD toyslenthu onnu onna kaatren..nee edhoda per ennanu correcta sollanum...okva"..he showed C and asked what it was...
"O.." came the reply...
"illa kanna..ithu C...O rounda irukum...paathi pinju pona mathiri iruntha adhu C... fulla rounda iruntha thaan athu O"
"illa..naan thaan atha pichuten..adu O thaan...C ido iruku..." the kid showed the "real" C...
Dad and mom gave each other a stare and burst out laafing...eduku sirikaraanganu puriyama the kid also joined the fun :)..