He He He :D :D

Disci: Makkalay..itha padichitu tension aagi anavasiama Auto lorrykellam selavu pannatheenga. Continuousa serious topicsla post poatu bore adichithu..athaan ungala ellaam kalaaikalaam nu oru try. No tension. Mannitharuluga.

Venue: Dr. Athivasi's clinic

Gils gives a visit to Dr. Athivasi. Finding the clinic empty he waits in the visitor's lounge. After sometime he hears voices and goes inside the doctors room again to find Athivasi talking with someone on her phone.

"Athivasi madam..neenga epo vantheenga?"
"Hey gils..naan ingaye thaana irunthen..nee epo vantha"
"Naan vanthu ten minutes aguthu. Konja neram munna naan vanthu paathapo ungala kaanumay?"
"Ilaye..naan inga seatlaye thaana irunthen. Engayum pogalaye"
"Oh seatla iruntheengala..athaan therila"
"Oyee..enna nakkala..enna intha pakkam"
"Ila..lighta thala vali..athum matumillama romba naalaachay athaan apdiye ungala paathutu polaamnum vanthen"
"Usuala unnala thana mathavangaluku thala vali varum. Seri..inthaa..prescriptionla ezhuthirukara maathiraiyai saapdu sariaa poidum"
"Aiooo..ennathu ithu"
"Etha ketkara?"
"Prescribed tabletsa SAAvukku munn..SAAVukku pinn nu ezhuthirukeenga? Usuala unga medication start pannaparum thaan sangu kelvi patruken. Apdiye irunthaalum Saavukarpum tablet epdi sapdrathu? Injectiona poduvangalo?"
"Makku mundam. Saavuku munn Saavukku pinn nuna..Saapaatuku munna and Saapaatuku pinna nu artham"
"Aaha..unga writing stylum ungala mathirye short forma irukay"
"Dai..mariathaiya feesa kuduthitu odiru. Un kuda pesi enaku thala vali vanthrichi"
"Inthaanga unga presription. Itha marakkama saavuku munnum pinnum potukitu saria poita sollugna..naanum try panni paakren. Ipothaiku apeetu..appalika repeetu"

On the way back Gils meets Rammm.
"Baass..epdirukeenga..intha vaati enga tour poneenga"
"Nee vera gils. Kitchen vittu velila vara timey kedaikka maatenguthu. Pudusa Vilaambazha rasam nu oru recipe ready pannirukken. Senora kitta ketukkitu FDA (Food Development Authority)ku atha anuppi approval vaangalaamaanu yosichitruken"
"Baass..athuku neenga PMFAI kitta thaan kekanum FDA illa"
"PMFAI na enna? PraMadhama FAntastica Irukkara dish a?"
"Illa..Pesticide Manufacturers and Formulators Association of India. Poochikolli marunthukellam avangalta thaan permission vaanganum"
"Maganay..antha pudu recipeyoda lab eli nee thaan. Mudhal course unaku anuparen iru"
"Oray oru kostin ungalta romba naala kekanumnu aasai. Unga perla en ithana M? 'Ram' nu start panna eppo mudiarathunnay theria maatenguthu"
Backgroundla NAYAGAN music olikka..mandaila lighta kaiya vachavaaray Raamm tells.."Teriliyeepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"Haioo..ithayum mudika maatar polarukkay..escapeee"

Gils bumps into Ramesh.

"Gils..enna ipdi thala therikka odi vara"
"Thala therikka odi varaleenga. Thalaya paaka thaan odi vanthen. Epdirukeenga Thala. Enga intha pakkam ungala aalaye kaanum"
"Enga areala Seval sandai nadanthuchuba. Atha cover panna solli enga area news channels ketukitaanga. Athula biji aaiten"
"Neenga oru theevira sports fan theriyum. Athukaga seval sandaikelaam kooda special sports correspondent rangeku pona epdi"
"Nee vera. Seval sandaikum Sensexkumay sambandham iruku". Athukaprum Ramesh sonna ella matterum Gils mandaila parse aagavay illa.
"Enna Gils..etho moppam pudikara mathiri teriyuthu"
"Illa etho karpoora vaasam veesutha paathen..uhumm..evlo try panniyum purila"
Gils hears a giggling sound and turns back to find Chotu and P standing behind him. "Idu koola pudila..Gils waste" says both of them in chorus. Vazhakkam pola normalana thiruttu muzhiyudan Gils looks at AJCL and Chennai Girl to understand what both the lil guys were singing only to find both of them rolling with laughter.

"Unna paathu Ooray onnu koodi sirikarathu enna pudusa..vidra vidra" nu kural kekka Gils thirumbi paatha anga RT was standing.
"Oor onnu koodrathu irukatum..neenga epdi inga? Senthaapola 5 minutes oray oorla neenga irukarathu ulaga athisayam aachay"
"oops..thanks for reminding. YYC lenthu call vanthuchi. Inniki evening meet irukaam. I've to go there"
"YYC na ?"
"Yodelling Youths Club..you dunno? romba famous aachay. Tamilla kooda Varutha padatha Vaalibar sangam nu solvaanga"
"Haioo...antha meet kooda vida mateengala...thala suthara mathiri irukay"
"Hey Dr. Athivasi clinic pakkathula thaan iruku. Anga venumna unna admit pannata"
"Marubadiyum mudhallenthaaaa" Gils faints.

Comments

Vidya said…
Hmm... English translation for fake English people like me!
Ramesh said…
Ha Ha Ha. Classic Gilsu. Intha mathiri daily ezhuthunga thalaivare.
RS said…
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D. Nextu time you come to my clinic (:P), I will give you RAT poison. RaMmmm kum vela micham :D

By the way, intha postla irundhu enna purinjathuna, you seriously need an eye check up. Poi unga soda buttiya maathitu vandhu paartha, everything will look clear :D
Aarti said…
hahaha.. yen yen yen.... :P

ellam putting drishti, naan entha oorukkum pogala.. potta plansellam thanniyila karanjupochchu :(
Anonymous said…
ha ha ha...
haiyo haiyo... vadivelu solra mathiri... chinna pulla thanamala iruukku...

semma comedy... gud creativity....

:) :)
Asha said…
Indha madiri postum, dialoguesum ezhidina vivek,vadivelu,santhanam elloroda velaikkum vettu veppinga polirakkay :)
gils said…
@viddie:
:) unaku ten daysla tamizh kathukarathu epdingara book dload panni tharen :D padichi tamizh kathuko

#thala:
hehehe :D
gils said…
@athivasi:
ithukagavachum neenga adutha visit podrachay meet podunga. Ilaati inum damaginga post varum :)

@rt:
hehhee..unga voice ipo epdiruku? SPB Hariharan poi TMS mathiri adichaamay :D
gils said…
@anony:

:)

@asha:

enga en..en oru chinna pullaya ipdilaam vaarureenga
chennaigirl said…
LOL.... Bayangara form la irukkeega.
Ram oda kavithai and bharathiyar compliations ah vittuteengale?!!!!
gils said…
hehehe...antha part maranten...miss adicihi :)
RamNarayanS said…
Grrrrrr Hee Hee Hee Grrrrrr Hee Hee Hee Grrrrr Hee Hee Hee (like the Anniyan metamorphosis) ;-)

ditto RS. PMFAIaaa, huff! huff!!! enga oorukku vaanga, unakku velichcham theriyara alavukku kudukkuraennnnnnnnnnnnnnn. :-) :-)
gils said…
hehehehee....rammmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....sinammmmmmmmm kaaakkkkaa

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