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Thonthiran - part 1

Dr.Pasigaran is seen working on his robot. He barks out commands one by one.
"Idly..Dosai..Poori..Jaangiri"
For each command the robot goes correctly to the dish, picks them
"Sooper..kalakita" nu solli kittu irukum boathay the robot begins to eat the dishes "heyyy..heyy...unna identify panna mattum thaana sonen"
"Doctor..pasikuthu"
"Mada robo..unaku mandaiku keezha thonthi thaana?"
"Neenga thaana design paneenga doctor"

"Gara...dei...garaaaa...inumm ennada antha ithu pona lavatorila pannikitu iruka. Seekaram velila vaada..vayitha kalakuthu"

"Yo mom...how many times i've told u..enna "gara" "gara" nu koopdaathanu"

"Pasigarana surukki...Pasi pasi nu koopta veetla samaikaama kathi kitu irukomnu pakkathu veetu karangalaam nenachukarangalay..athaan gara gara nu calling...Enda unnoda robo va test panna edamay kedaikalaia? irukarathay oru toilet. Antha oosi pona robo ku saapaadu podra edamada athu... kandatha thinnutu paathi neram angaye settle aagidreenga rendu perum"

"Mother..enna pathi enna venumnaalum sollu..en kandupudippa pathi pesatha"

"Aaaama peria kandupudipu.. nethu olichu vachatha epdio thedi kandupudichitu ennamo ulaga maga discovery mathiri alatikara..antha karumatha enda toiletla vachiruka?"

"Naan panra experimentoda side effectsku antha edam thaan saria varum. Athaan. Amma...ithana naala soru vacha robo ku inum peru vaikala..nalla pera onnu sollen"

"Antha karumatha paathalay..oorla irukara unga chithappa thaan nyabgam varaaru..pesama atheye pera vachiru"

"Sooper..innilenthu..robo un peru "CHITHAPPA"..epdiruku?"

"Doctor..saria soru poda mateengareenga paatha peru vaikrathilayum sothapiteenga. Neenga enaku per vaikalanu naan azhuthena unga kita. Seri..tholaiyuthu..adjust pannikaren"

"dei gara...nee lavatoryla irunthapo unna thedi Sadha vanthaa. Romba neram wait panna. Nee velila vara mathiri terila..so kadupaaitu samachu vachirunthathaalam thinnutu poita. Athennada peru Satha sotha nu"

"Athuvamma..antha ponnu poranthathilenthu sadha ethayachum thinnukitay irukumaam. Athaan Sadhaa nu peru vachirukaanga avanga veetla"

Pasi calls Sadha.

"Sorry Sadha..u know very well tht to me my experiment comes first. Athaan una meet panna mudila"

"Vitrulam Pasi. Ithoda Vitrulam. I dnt think i can marry you."

"En sadha en?"

"Yoishci paru. After marriage en peru "Sadha Pasi" nu maaridum. Ipovay naan adikadi saapdrennu elarum complaining. Sadha pasi nu peru maaridichinna kekkavay venaam"

"Apo naan kuduthathelaam thirupi kudu"

"Etha solra..u mean those 592 kisses?"

"cha..athelam neye vachuka. Enga veetla naan ilathapo round katti thinurikiye..athukaana bill settle pannu"

Sadha kadupaagi thirumba..there she see CHITHAPPA robot sitting and munching Banana.
It goes near Sadha and introduces itself.

"Hi..i'm CHITHAPPA. Breakfastuku 10 idly. Lunchku full Andhra meals"

"Pasi..ithu yaru..un Sistera?"

"che..nalla paru..athu male. Ithu thaan naan pudusa senjirukara robot. Ithu peru CHITHAPPA..u know unna mathiriye eppo paaru thinukitay irukum"

"woww..waatta name..so cute. Itha naan en veetuku kootikitu pogatta? enga veetla nethu samaichathu neria meenthu poachu"

"oh sure. Aana itha velila vitratha..inum government approval vangala"

"Itha vachikitu enna panrathu pasi?"

"Indiala egapatta statesla ekkachakka festivals iruku. Ella customslayum mainana matter ennana varietyana dishes. Oru oru dishayum epdi sapadrathungarathula neria doubts iruku elarukum. Intha robotla entha dish epdi sapdanumnu naan "feed" panni vachiruken"

"Wooww...watta kandupudipu. So sweet"

"And kaaram too" winks Pasigaran.

(to be continued...)

Comments

Unknown said…
Me the first!

Yeppa... sirichu sirichu vairu valikuthu.. epdi ipdilam?
Unknown said…
//After marriage en peru "Sadha Pasi" nu maaridum

//"Hi..i'm CHITHAPPA. Breakfastuku 10 idly. Lunchku full Andhra meals"

//Intha robotla entha dish epdi sapdanumnu naan "feed" panni vachiruken"


Lollu sabha range'ku irukku.. great..

Eagerly waiting for Part II. :D
RS said…
Mudila raasa, sathyama mudila......Sankar itha padicha nonthiran aiduvaar :D
RamNarayanS said…
AyyagO, Shankaroda 'magnum opus'ai 'mokka circus'aa indha gilsu panni romba tholla pannuraar. :-) Gavanichchukungayaa gavanichchukunga. Yaedho 'Sadha'nnu oru actress (oru kaalaththila) irundhadhai idhan moolama nyabagapaduththiyadharkkaaga nanri. :-D
UmaS said…
OMG !!! Thats fab hilarious !!! :) My God, what imagination....its extremely well written, Gils. Good effort....am waiting for part 2. :)
R-ambam said…
Ennada innum yaarum kelambalayennu paathein :D
nandoo said…
Gils kalakitta paa....

"Sada pasi" was the ultimate one :D

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