The question with no answer
“How do I look”
If 143 is the universal love code for “I love you”, this
3214 should be the universal alert code for men, especially husband folks.
However innocuous it may sound, the question has all the traps one could ever
fathom and is as tricky as navigating the trap ridden field in “Black Hawk
Down” movie.
What do you answer for that question?
More importantly what is the expectation as an answer for
this question is what makes it the most difficult question ever posted to
“man”kind.
Should you answer honestly?
If you are someone who goes by that virtue as a best policy,
probably there are lot of other policies you may’ve to opt for post the answer.
Should you blatantly lie?
It may and will backfire and whatever you said will be held
against you and your right to silence can’t save you anymore.
Should you be a constructive critique?
May or may not work and has all the chances of a rework
effort involved for both parties which would definitely delay any plan either
had.
Should you be downright cynical?
Never works and you are D.O.A
Will a witty response help?
To quote Arnab “Never ever ever ever ever ever ever”.
Should you evade all these mine fields and remain silent?
Note that all your actions or lack of it are recorded for
quality purposes and training (for you) and will be retrieved and implemented
at a later point of time, multiple times. A viral video on YouTube will be easy
to remove than the damage caused by this action.
I’ve rarely, in fact never, seen men folk asking this
question. For they knew the answer already and are wise enough not to dig something
that is already dead and buried. She made the decision to marry you despite
what you are, so why rekindle something that is as good as lifting the dome on
Chernobyl to check for leak.
Probably this question should be registered in the hall of
fame of ancient riddles posted by Sphinx and all those mythological questions
the answers for which will get you unimaginable things. If you do’ve an answer
please do share J
Comments
How can you be foxed. Please recite appropriate dialogue from one of the million movies that you know by heart. Please also educate us as to the various answers that worked, for your dilemma is faced by all of mankind :)
@athivasi: ungalukagavay oru post ready panren
Example : that dress fits you so well, the colour suits you and that's the first time I am seeing you in a colour like that, and that shoes they compliment your height. and may be you should smile a little more.
I hope you did not think this is the answer my hubby gives me, everytime I ask this question. He is worser than you and I realise experience just doesn't help men, atleast in this case