The question - part 1

"Ram.."
"Ok ma"
"Ennada OK"
"Nee enna solapora theriyum....nalla chamathu paiyana pesi epdiyaachum antha ponna impress panni unnoda marumagala aakidren..ipo okva?"
"Nambaramathiri sollatha..nambikkaiyoda sollu"
"Enakku intha rehearsallam othu varaathu..i prefer free style"
"Dei..vayasaagitay poguthu...edachum ponna love pannrenna solli tholayen..naan venaamna solren"
"Ponnu peru Saira Banu or Sophia iruntha okva"
"Khadims or Bata edhu ok unakku"
"Point taken...to answer..no..yaarum illa. Infact, ennoda checklist padi enna yaaralayachum impress panna mudiyumaanu enakku oru peria sandhegam iukku"
"Mannagatti checklist..atleast dress well and go on time"
"Intha dressku enna korachal"
"Unakaga illatiyum enakaga maathu...kasangina tee shirtum gabbadikra jeansum paatha..naan ozhunga veeta maintain panrathillanu antha ponnu ippovay yosika poraa....apdiye thappi thavari un checklist ava clear panna expectation kammia set aaida koodathu paaru..adhaan"
"Innum ponnay paakala..adhukulla maamiyaar marumagal sandaikku set aaitia"
"Kelambudaaa"
"Ponnu peru enna sonna"
"haioo..intha pullaya vachitu naan ena panna porennu therila...ethanavaati solrathu... Kaushiki"
"huh..romba vegetarian kudumbama irukumo"
"Yenn??"
"Illa oray ponnuku cows ghee nu per vachirukaangalay athaan!!....ok ok..no violence..kelambitten"

And off went our hero to Isphani center on bike with his friend Anil.
"Yen? " asked Anil.
"Meeting" said Ram.
"No..i meant..why me?"
"Why you what..of course to drive me here. Now..odipo. Meeting mudinjaprum koopdren"
"Thangal sithaam maharaja..vera edachum utharavu unda"
"apruma solren...hey..hey..no no..no bad words..and no violence also. You are my BESHTU friend"
"Krr...thoooo....antha checklist innum katitkitu azharia..soft copy iruntha kuden?"
"uhumm..to each his own.. its is my list of favorites"
"Ok smartass.atleast sila pala points avuthu vidrathu"
"well...its about those qualities that impress me in a girl..physical, mental etc"
"Sutham.unna Barney stinson nenachen..kadisila S.Ve Sekara nee"
"Hehehe..avlo mosamilla..idhu oru..hmm..cheatsheet for cuteness nu solalam"
"Shabbaaa...midilaa"
"Hmm..well..what are the things that you notice when you see a girl for the first time..."
Before Anil could begin
"ok...wrong question to wrong person..per the cutesheet its the smile of the person that takes the top spot"
"Checklist..cheatsheet..and now cute sheet...shabbaa...first time pakarachay antha ponnu smile panalina?"
"True..one look at you she might burst out laughing..so you can add that to your list"
"Bye"
"hey...wait wait...no tension..naan solratha apdiye ulvaangittu and try to frame a picture..the image that forms in your mind would in all probability be the girl of your dreams"
"I am already married...the image you are trying to make me guess..is a picture of my wedding photo..hanging crooked on an old frame in the hall of my house"
"Unakelam evanda ponnu kuduthaan"
"Well.."
"venaam..aarambikkatha..already naan late...sendru varugiren"
"finala oray oru advice"
"venaam"
"kuttiyundu advice"
"no"
"pickup panna varamaaten"
"solli thola"
"pona thadava keta mathiri intha ponnu kitta avanga name vachu sothapama iru"
"naan ennada pannen"
"ponathadava vantha ponnu kitta enna keta"
"Anu Priya nu pervachirukaangalay...apdi enna anupuveenga keten"
"Athukantha ponnu ena solichi"
"onnum solala"
"Raang answer..unna venaam sollidichi..intha vaatiyum sothapama chamatha pesu..aama intha ponnu per enna"
"Cows Ghee..hehehe"
"Sutham...naan vandiya service vida kelambren"
"enda"
"epdiyum ithu oothika poguthu..adutha round ponnu paaka en kazhutha thaan aruka pora..vandiya ready panni vachika thaan"
"Abasagunama pesatha..sendru varugiren again"
"Vendru...po"
"Vendru vaa thana solvanga usuala"
"Dei vendru....po da"
"Oh..apdi varia..ok ok..."

To be answered...