Romba naal pending..releasing episode 3 @ gils :D
"For an ex-boxer you hardly threw a punch" Monica goes into her room muttering to herself followed by Chandler with a black eye.
"ex-Boxer?? and you?? Dude..whom are you kidding?" queries Joey.
Ross, grinning from ear to ear."Wearing one, doesnt make you one.. buddy"
"Ohh..wait..in ur previous profession were u involved in arranging boxes?" asks Phoebe unable to control the laughter in her voice.
"Seriously chandler...boxing and you?? " asks Rachel
"Laugh all you want...I love to play games on xbox playstation. During our pre engagement period i had told Monica that i am an x-boxer. Evidently she misunderstood."
Amidst peals of laughter..Joey asks "then how the black eye"
"Well..she sorta challenged me for a duel and before i could say no .." he points to his swollen eye.
"Ross..i should admit..your sister is one damn gud hooker" quips Joey.
Ross begins to laugh then realises the pun and lunges at him.
The door bell rings at that time..A cute looking Pizza delivery gal stands provocatingly dressed and in a cooing tone calls "US Pizza" .
"mine mine mine mine mine mine..." rushes chandler to the door...stops before opening the door..catches his breath due to head rush...puts on his famous smile and then realises that Monica is staring at him and makes way for Joey.
"Heyyy...how you doing"
The pizza delivery gal goes crimson in color..gives him the box and leaves blushingly.
"Works all the time.."
"May be you should patent that phrase" suggests Phoebe
"Or even better you should publish a paper on how to flirt with gals." says Ross
"ha..only dorks and nerds publish papers" replies Joey,realises that Ross does that for his living and says " apart from you of course".
Chandler who was checking the bill bursts out laughing..
"joey...that pizza delivery lady has written ur name as joey pepporini in the bill"
"No wonder..considering that he calls it "pasta"day after friday..they might soon add his name in the menu itself..joey macaroni.."
"huh..dont cast ur evil eyes on my healthy apetite"
"joey..eating 2 family pizzas is not even in the same pincode as healthy" comments rachel.
"cmonn...i am single..so me is my famliy..hence i am helping myself a slice or two.."
"maybe joe..u shd join a gym and convert that family pack you are carrying in your tummy into a six pack" advises Ross.
"u know what Ross..thats a great idea. Why dont you enroll with me"
"ah-huh..i am uber fit maan...i run 3 blocks a day thrice and do weights every alternate. You know back in univ. they call me "the BICEPtinial man"..
"did you hear it right Ross...considering that you study Dinosaurs..the term bicentinnial applies more to you than Robin williams" quips phoebe.
"i have had enough with you kids..gotta lecture early tommorow...so its me calling it a day..bye folks.." rushes Ross.
"Strange..its ten past 11 into night and he calls it a day!!" wonders chandler
"hey chandler..how come you are up so late. Don't you have office tommorow" enquires Rachel.
"well..he did..but his boss found him responsible..so he got chucked out" replies Monica.
"How can one get fired for being responsible??" questions joey
"Well..he was found responsible for everything which went wrong" clarifies Monica.
Chandler buries deep into the sofa.