Ithallavo vilambaram :)

P.S: Before u guys jump the gun..ithu g3(=suttathu) panna post...fwda vantha mail..intresting read so posta potruken..

P.S.S: onumila..summa innoru pre script :)

Now that I have seen almost 20 years of my life and most of it without anyone who I could in the true sense call as a friend…..I have been thinking now for a while as to how my spouse oughta be…………

# # # # I am not looking for only a beautiful, slim and an intelligent girl…….They are all cliché The ones that matter are:

The first prerequisite I expect of my wife --- no it isn't the ability to understand me, that's the second---- the first one's a sense of humour for me and all my nonsense

She must sleep in my lap and allow me into hers. She must run her hand into my hair and fight me with pillows as often as she can.

She must allow me to disturb her, Which I will, ---no matter how busy and serious she is and I am--- , while she goes about our household chores.

She must sit with me shoulder in shoulder when we watch the late night movie together and must oblige to have a midnight walk anytime in the night.

When the curry isn't nice and I stare into her eyes, she must straight away go and make an omlette for me.

When she is downright tired she must flirt with me to win a cup of tea or a glass of cold water. She must be ready to blow a kiss any time any day and any place. By the way I take kiss only on lips.

She should call me nicknames and how innovative she coins out new ones the better and must be prepared to confront some deadly ones in return. She can call me 'Tu' or anything as am not at all particular about those pronouns.

She got every right to beat me up when I annoy her while she watches those dready serials. She can also extract what she wants of me on women's day. And I am also ready to share her pre-marital crushes and secrets.

On those rare occasions when we might fight and then go on a mourning spree, it can continue for the night. The next morning must again be normal.

I aint promising her a paradise but yes she will always get more of my love than our children.


And finally, she must have a higher life expectancy than me. I may not be able to live without her…..

Comments

dubukudisciple said…
haiya me the phastu
dubukudisciple said…
surukama kalyanam vendamnu solriya???
dubukudisciple said…
idu enna vilambaram.. illa confessiona??
dubukudisciple said…
I am not looking for only a beautiful, slim and an intelligent girl…….They are all cliché The ones that matter are///
correcta pointa sollu eduku suthi valaikira?? azhaga slima intelligenta irukura ponnu ellam sikuma??? enna avangalukum ade mathiri criteria irukum illa
Anonymous said…
aiyaio...ekka..en en..en intha kolaveri..unga gummi skilla maranthu poi ipdi oru post potutene...
dubukudisciple said…
Before u guys jump the gun..ithu g3(=suttathu) panna post...fwda vantha mail..intresting read so posta potruken..///
idu nambanuma??? nambiten :D
dubukudisciple said…
aiyaio...ekka..en en..en intha kolaveri..unga gummi skilla maranthu poi ipdi oru post potutene...///
he he he .. remba naal achu kummi adichi
dubukudisciple said…
She must sleep in my lap and allow me into hers. She must run her hand into my hair and fight me with pillows as often as she can. //
adu eppadi ava un madila padukarche nee ava madila paduthuka mudiyam.. edavathu gymnastics try panna poriya???

adu seri veetla appa pillow kulla panju ellam adaika mudiyathu...
dubukudisciple said…
She must allow me to disturb her, Which I will, ---no matter how busy and serious she is and I am--- , while she goes about our household chores.
///
Adu seri... ide mathiri nee edavathu meeting illati client callnu irukum bothu ava disturb pannuvale paravaillaya???
dubukudisciple said…
She must sit with me shoulder in shoulder //
naan ninaichen ava unnoda shoulderla ukkaranamonu.. he he he

when we watch the late night movie together//
Night movieya?? enna padamnu sollaliye ....mid night masalava???

and must oblige to have a midnight walk anytime in the night//
appa oru peiya kalyanam pannikoyen...
Anonymous said…
//adu eppadi ava un madila padukarche nee ava madila paduthuka mudiyam.. edavathu gymnastics try panna poriya???
//

sathiyama ungala thavira vera yaralam ipdi yossiika mudiathu :))
dubukudisciple said…
oru vazhiya 10 comment potachu...
dubukudisciple said…
ippathiki idu porum...
michathuku appurama varen
Anonymous said…
//Adu seri... ide mathiri nee edavathu meeting illati client callnu irukum bothu ava disturb pannuvale paravaillaya???//

hmm yosika vendia vishayam...

//appa oru peiya kalyanam pannikoyen...//

ROTFL :)
dubukudisciple said…
When the curry isn't nice and I stare into her eyes, she must straight away go and make an omlette for me.
///
omlette nalla illena?? enna pannanum?? butter milk tharanuma??
dubukudisciple said…
When she is downright tired she must flirt with me to win a cup of tea or a glass of cold water.//
when you are tired can she flirt with your friend ?? :D
dubukudisciple said…
She must be ready to blow a kiss any time any day and any place. By the way I take kiss only on lips. ///
idu ellam ippadi opena sollathe.. kashtam
dubukudisciple said…
She should call me nicknames and how innovative she coins out new ones the better and must be prepared to confront some deadly ones in return. She can call me 'Tu' or anything as am not at all particular about those pronouns.
//
Pronoun pathi ellam soranai irukuravanga kavalai paduvanga.. idu nee solli thaan theriyanuma
dubukudisciple said…
She got every right to beat me up when I annoy her while she watches those dready serials. She can also extract what she wants of me on women's day.///
iruku di unaku.. adi odai thaan .. ellam pannitu nee blog la potiyenu quote panna poranga
dubukudisciple said…
And I am also ready to share her pre-marital crushes and secrets.
//
idu eduku.. i am also ready to accept her friends as mine appdinu illa nee sollanum???
dubukudisciple said…
On those rare occasions when we might fight and then go on a mourning spree, it can continue for the night. The next morning must again be normal.
///
next morning modalla ava unnoda irukalanu paru.. appuram normal agartha pathi pesu
dubukudisciple said…
I aint promising her a paradise but yes she will always get more of my love than our children.///
Oho...unna kalyanam pannina appuram Paradise is Lost appadinu thaan avaluku theriume
dubukudisciple said…
she must have a higher life expectancy than me. I may not be able to live without her…..///
idu rendu contradictiona iruke... higher life expectancy than you vera sollite.. appuram eppadi ava unnoda irupa... nee ava illama iruka pazhika vendiyathu thaan...
dubukudisciple said…
che otha aala evalavu neram adarthu.. bore adikuthu
Anonymous said…
hmm..blogspot..blood spot aaidichi..ratha kelari..
dubukudisciple said…
hmm..blogspot..blood spot aaidichi..///
iduku thaan english kadai ellam padika koodathunu solrathu
mgnithi said…
Gils.. Total Damage..
Courtesy Dubukku Disciple.

Tamil cinemala vara intelligent advocate(very rare occurance.. unless otherwise role payed by hero or heroin) ketkara maathiri point by point pirichu kelvi kanaigalai thoduthu gilsa ranagalapaduthitaanga..
Sat said…
//When the curry isn't nice and I stare into her eyes, she must straight away go and make an omlette for me. //
adinga....engenthu ippadi ellam kalmburanunga???????/!

this is more like what i'd call closer to the truth!
when the curry isnt nice and i stare into her eyes she must straight away go ahead and slam the curry with the vessel on my face :)
ithu saagura varaikum bachelor thaan!....

BTW, comment section was hilllllarious....thanks to DD :D
Sat said…
//She can also extract what she wants of me on women's day.//
eh?....extract?!...okay how about his uyir?

//And I am also ready to share her pre-marital crushes and secrets/
yeah....but sharing crush-a...wont that make him happy and 'gay'???!

hehehe....just taking it from where DD left it!
Divya said…
Nallathan irukku unga ethirparpukal......dubukkudisciple comments la kalako kalakunga kalikitanga poliruku, hats off DD!!
Anonymous said…
@mgnidhi:
enga ... eriya punla burnol podama burn agara oila podreenga..

@sat:
neenga late..ungaluku intha postla no more work...dd ekka demoliton derby ekkava maritanga...my sutta post total damage...

//ithu saagura varaikum bachelor thaan!....//

ROTFL..same pinch..antha line padichapo enakum athaan thonithu..thappu panitye muruga nu

//yeah....but sharing crush-a...wont that make him happy and 'gay'???!//

onnum solrathikilla...room poatu yosipeengalo?
gils said…
@divya:
hats offa..avanga take off aagi pala neram aguthu en posta crashland panitanga :D
Arunkumar said…
saga
post super... fwd-nu oru disci veraya... nambanuma?

ekka,
comments adha vida super.. esp that gymnastics one and flirt with ur friend.. ROTFL :)
Heidi Kris said…
nambittom that this is a fwd.. yaruku inda msg indirectly sollirkenga?????
Ramya Ramani said…
Gils,

Inikki dhan notice pannen indha ROTFL post :)

Pottu nearly 5 months aradhe any applications :P

DD soooper kummis! ha ha hilarious

\\and must oblige to have a midnight walk anytime in the night//
appa oru peiya kalyanam pannikoyen...\\

Idhu sooooper highlight ROTFL ku superlative edhavadhu irundha ada pottukonga...

\\fight me with pillows as often as she can.\\

adivangaradhu mudivagiduchu apparama enna pillow/poori kattai ;)
Preethi said…
Na ipo than indha post paathean... unga Dubbuku discipline peru the dubbuka irundhalum.. keezhio keezhinu keezhichutar.... idhuellam thevaya???? haha aana sema post...

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