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Adai gils...

Mun kurippu: intha post padichi sirichi vairu punnn agalainalum paravala..adichi nekku punnn aaga panidapdaathu. Ithu oru mokkai postay andri verondrumillai. pizhaigalai porutharuluga.

EAM Stri checking FB. Suddenly her eyes spikes up looking at a distress status from Gils.
"EAM..a family in triplicane, near parthasarathy temple needs dry clothes and dosa batter. can you help"
Stri rushes to her house motta maadi plucks all the clothes hanging dry and runs to near by kadai to buy 2 liters dosa maavu and all this happens in stop block moment.
"Gils..i am ready. Entha area in triplicane?"
"err..unga veedu thaan EAM. Unkitta maadila thuni eduthundu vaa..maavu vaangittu vaa sonna seiya maatengaranu enkitta status update poattu tag
panna sonnanga"
"Adaii gilss...." EAM chases..gils races.

Surprise and Naughty Peroli on field work, drained of all energy sitting dead tired.
"hey...power couple"
"gils..odiru..semma tired"
"wait..let me put radio for u..songs kettu kushi aaiduveenga" and switches on radio.
"Beepp...Beeepp...beeeppppppp"
"dai gils..thala valikuthu...seria tune pannia ilaya"
"ilapa..ithu shareda oda show..mothama censor panitanga nenakren..verum beep thaan kekuthu"
"machi..nee innum CBCla probationla thaan irukka...confirmation varathukulla kola casela maatipa polarukkay"
Gils hears a roar and turns around to see an red heartin emoticon explode to reveal Shareda..
"Adaii gilss..."

"mister mages..epdirukkel"
"Gils amaidhiya iru"
"ada.."
"amaidhiya iru.."
"naan onumay.."
"amaidhiya iru.."
"adminji...naan innum pesavay ilaye"
"pesarathuku munna thaan amaidhia irukalam..unna pesa vitta nekku no amaidhi..aana oona city city
solluviye ..intha mazhaila enga area affectay aagala theriyuma"
"vaasthavam thaan...MET dept Tamil nadula Chennai, Cuddalore matra areasla thaana mazhai peiyum sonaanga...adutha vaaram thaan Andhra pakkam shift aaguthaam..so neenga next week readya iruntha podhum"
"Adaiii gils..."

"Avvv....enga ponaalum veratraangapa...midila"
"elo..echooseme..padikka vidungappa...epo paru status poata examku epdi padikarathu"
"yenmaa shreya...text book syllabusa facebookla thedina epdi.."
"Amul baby.."
"Yaaru naana"
"dialog solrapo distrub pannatha. Kotra mazhaila riverku nadula katirukara engineering collegela syllabus mudikama examku araguraia paadam nadathi ozhunga nadathinalay paathi thaan puriyum athilayum konjama padichi bittu adika kooda chapter theriama thattu thadumaari kula saamilenthu
ellai kaaval deivam varai athanai kadavulaiyum vendikittu examku pona..mazhainala cancellednu news poduvan..aduthu epo vaipangalonu daily bayanthu bayanthu padikalama venamanu confuse aagi kozhambi relax panna FB vantha..ingayum adhey kelvia kettu kolluriye.."
"aama...ithelaam intha oorla thaana..unga oorla veyilnu thana sonanga..."
"engineer adhuvum building katra engineerna..intha mathiri VIP dialog solanum"
"raguvarana villainavo herovavo thana pathruka..comediana ilaye...inimay pappa"
"Grrrr... gils..."

"shabba...enga ponalum thorathrangalay.."
"hey gils"
"yaarupa ithu..kural ketta pola iruku..mugamay therila.."
Thupakkai bgm soundoda brags comes out from a cloud of smog.
"Un peru bragsku badila Nero nu vachiralam"
"y gils.."
"Kazhuthalavu thannilayum mookala pogai vittu dham adichu vidhhai kaatrathukaga..vaali padathula vara thaadi balaji mathiri all spare parts
adipattu irunthaalum nee adanga maatia"
"yov...enga pathalum thanni..current illa..network illa..relax panna lighta oru dhumm poatta..ivlo bitta adhuku..iru unna
poona kitta maati udren"
"adhu thaan sontha oor poirukay..and atha naan onnumay solaliye"
"sontha oora?"
"Poonay?"
"ithu podhum...anbe sivam kamal mathiri un moonjia adhu praandama vidathu"
"ada paavi..ithaan poaatu vangaratha...esscaapeeeee"

"pasi usiru poguthu..saapda edachum kedaikuma paapom"
"hey gils"
"yov surprise..enna pannitruka"
"actuala..oru meta physical observation pathi lateralla yosichitrunthen...hey..enga pora"
"venaam..pora usiru patniyalaye pogatum..ithelam purinjikara thraani ila..."
"you know..latesta noodles onnu try pannitruken.."
"ada pavi..momo dimsum nuggets..ipo noodlesa..adanga maatia nee"
"yov..nejmavay noodles thaanpa...pasikuthu sonniye koopta..odipo"
"avvvvv....noodles poche"

"yov..gils"
"yaarupa adhu"
"naan thaan...inga paaru"
"engentho kural mattum varuthu..aala kaanumay"
"adipada pora..oray areavachaynu paakren"
"nee paakrathu irukatum ma..naan paaka mudilaye..enga irukka"
"un nolla kanna thoranthu nalla paaru"
"hey mila kunis..epdirukka"
"inoru vaati mila kunis sonna moonjilaye kuthuven..pasikuthu soniye..seri..saapda biriyanio pakodavo tharalamnu koopta"
"amma puniavathi..kekarathukkay inimaiya irukku..oru parcel please.."
"veetuku vanthu vaangiko"
"veedu enga iruku?"
"nee nikkara edathula thaan"
"inga poora thannia irukkay..buildingay kaanum"
"ada...konjam water logging aaiduchpa..oru periscope teriutha..athu vazhia thaan pesitruken..apdiye atha pudichitu vanthiru"
"biryani saaptu usiru pona kooda paravala..saapda porathukullaye usir poidum polarukkay...area mate area mate sonnen...areavay yeria irukkayma...avvvvvvvv"
"adaii gils......"

"lighta sudra mathiri irukkay...kotra mazhiala enna fevernu therilaye"
"hey gils"
"vaanga doc sai..nalla vela..kadavulatam vantheenga...lighta juram mathiri iruku"
"adhulaam nee sollakoodathu..naan thaan solven...aama lighta juram mathiri iruku"
"itheye thana naanum sonen...marunthu edachum thaangalen"
"hydrochloric acidla rendu spoon liquid nitrogen kalanthu..."
"docu..stopu. medicine konjam heavy dosage polarukkay"
"oh..lighta podhuma...appo itha vaangi saapdu"
"ithenna rendu maathrai ezhuthirukeenga..onnumay purila"
"yov..mela irukarathu pen ezhuthalanu kirukinathu...rendavatha crocin nu ezhuthiruken paaru..athu vaangi saapdu"

Dedicated to all those wonderful people of CBC (Chennai Bloggers Club) who worked tirelessly in volunteering activities and were a beacon of hope amidst the gloomy rains. Oray edathula ivlo nallavanga onu koodirukarathu is an amazing sight to see. Selfless dedication to those in suffering, risking their own self, every single one of them is an example in being humane.

Comments

Ramesh said…
Mokkai Mannan Gils vaazhga vaazhga !
Unknown said…
I have a few go-to stories/audios/videos when I feel down or sad. Those help me feel lighter and better. and this post is one such go-to post for me. I happen to know each and every one of those ppl mentioned here and can almost imagine them saying the same stuff to him. Thanks for making my day better :)
gils said…
avvvvvvv...nanni nanni..danx kunis

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