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Jillunu oru kaathal kathai :) - final episode

If you are reading this post, probably the world survived Dec21 or atleast the blogspot server :)) have scheduled this a week in advance. Just for the kicks of seeing this post survive the doomsday :))

P.S: Intha final episodenu titlea podaati innum izhuthuruvenonu enakkay bayam vanthirichi..so pullayaar suzhi maathiri starting with it. :D:D

Flashback mudinji ipo present day situationku story comes back :D

Anil calls Ram and Priya picks the phone.

"Hello..Priya??" asks Anil
"Dai Anil..evlo nakkal unakku...intha numberla ivlo sweetaana lady voicela vera yaaruda pick pannuva" mocks Priya
"Illa...Ram thelivaagitu vera ponna ushaar panitaano nenachen"
"Adi pinnida maaten...aama ivlo naal kazhichi ippo thaan phone number nyabgam vanthucha"
"Apdilaam onnumilla...i am in touch with Ram..unna thaan pudikka mudiala"
"Aaama pasangalukenna..kalyanam aanalum kuzhanthai kuttinu settle aanalum..friendsoda arattai koothu kummaalamnu irupeenga...ponnugalalaa mudiyuma"
"Ennamo kalyanathuku munnadi kashtapattu vela panna mathiri solra..enakku terinju 5 yearsaa notice periodla iruntha oray aal nee thaan" said Anil.
"hahahhaaa..adapavi neeye poatu kuduthuruva polarukkay" laughed Priya.
"manasaatchiya thottu sollu..un desktopla..Dravid and Maddy screensaver thavira vera ethaachum ennikaachum odirukkuma? card board daballa color adichi computer sollitu oora emaathina aalu thaana nee"
"hahaha...nee thirunthiruppa nenachen..uhumm.."
"its hard to improve on perfection..you see"
"shabba..thaangala..enna pannitruka? innum ponnu thedren sollitu site sitea sight adichitrukia?"
"echuseme..naangalaam dhanush mathiri..paatha pudikaathu.."before he could complete the punch line
"paaka paaka kolaveri aaiduvaanga solla vara..rightu"
"kalaaichiteengalaakum..seri..pozhachu po..."
"unna ivlo relaxa paakrathu evlo happy airuku theriyuma...hows the case coming up"
"atha pathi vidu...un ponnu epdirukka"
"haioo..avala pathi kekkaatha..sutha vidra..ava pinnadi odiye naan elaichiruven nenakren"
"aama..illaati mattum apdiye karnam malleswari kanakka iruppeengalaakum..erkanavay kaathadiku nool katti vitta mathiri thaana suthitrupa"
"hello..athuku per slim...unna mathiri shapeless janthu's atha pathilaam pesapdaathu"
"Yaar sonna..round is also a shape..infact the basic of all shapes"
"Seri..podhum blade podaatha..ethaavathu oru topic edutha athula seminar edukara alavuku mokka poda unnaala thaan mudiyum..epdithaan veetla katti meikaraangalo. hey..en ponnu un kitta pesanumaam..iru speakerla podren"
There was some static followed by wails of wanting to hold the phone on her own accompanied with mirattals of consequences if the phone gets dropped and finally a sweet voice came in "Enna panra"
Anil started laughing.
"Amma..ivan en sirikaraaa"
"hey..avan ivan nu solla koodathu...uncle sollanum..phone eduthu hello sollanum thaana solliruken..ozhunga pesu...hey enn ponnu kooda unna mathikka maatengara paaru..ithuku thaan seekrama kalyanam panniko solrathu"
"hello" chimed in another voice
"Jaaannnnu kutty.....enna panra chellam"
"naan phone pesaren..nee ena panra?"
"naanum phone pesaren." not knowing what to ask next.."hmm..enna saapta"
She didnt answer and her mom started prompting her from behind "hey..intha uncle neria katha solluvaru..unakku enna kathai kekanum"
"hmm...uncle..unakku moon katha solli" she asked
"kathai solli illa..sollu" Anil corrected her..
"moon kathai solli"
He realised the grammatical misktake sounded sweeter than the original and asked her "ennaku theriaathay..nee kathai sollu"
There was a deep pause followed by a "hmmmmm" ing sound.
"Moon entha pakkam rise aagum"
He was stumped for a minute. "huh..moon risea!!" In the background he could hear her Priya's laughter.."maatinia..intha mathiri thaan edaa koodamaa kelvi keppa..calvin and dennis combo la kozhandha porakanumnu neengalaam thaana bless panneenga..ipo badil sollu"
"Hey..evlo age aaguthu ithuku..ipdilaam kelvi kekkara!!"
"mazhupaatha..chellam..dont leave uncle without answer..hahaha"
"Sun rise aagi set aagum..aana moon...eppovumay set aagathu..sun lightla maranjirukum..sun set aanaprum...suthi irukara iruttula thaan athoda brightness velila varum..." Anil replied back with all possible scientific explanation.
There was no sound from the other end for a while. After which she came out with her verdict "haioo..ithu kooda terialayaa....eveningsla moon rise aagum"
So simple!!
There was a sound round of applause, with Ram joining in.
"Ennada en ponnu kekara kelviku thenari poitu silent aaitia" said Ram
"pinna unga rendu per combinationla vanthathaachay..ithu kooda illaina hospitalla kozhantha maari poirukkunu artham"
"seri..unga dosthu vanthaachu..neenga rendu perum mokka potukunga...enakkum en ponnukum egapatta velai irukku" nu sollikittay Priya picks her daughter and while leaving the room "hey Anil..veetuku saapda vaa oru naal...unna punish panni romba naalaachu"
"Sureeeee" shouts Anil
"Dai..ava thaan speaker fonela kekanumnu kathitu pora..nee enda kathara" says Ram
"Sorry machi..epdirukka"
"Enakkenada..jollya poguthu life..nee sollu.."
"Nothing specialda..divorce matter settle aagara mathiri irukku. Legal matter related to that konjam pending..athaiyum mudichita me back to bachelor" said Anil
"hmmm...formala solanumna..kekka kashtama iruku..but machaan kuduthu vachavandaa nee....thirumbavum enjoyy thaana"
"hahahaa...adapaavi...i am officially sad..still..oru vitha reliefa thaan irukungarathu nejam...after all those quarrels and fights and meaningless issues and ramblings..ithelaam thaandi ippo bayangara peacefulla irukku. veetula athukulla vera ponna paakar aarambichitanga..thania vitta depress aaiduvenaam..ivanga imsailenthu escape aagarathukaga planning on a long trip to somewhere...to celebrate"
"super maama..serida...weekend veetukkuva...Priya unna kodumai padathaama vidaratha illainu sabatham potruka..so kandippa vanthiru..illati athey itemsa fridgela vachu oru vaarathuku tholla pannuva...kaapaathidu machi....kavuthudaatha..aan paavam pollaathu"
"hahaha..sure...kutti kekkara kelviyelaam nenachaa thaan lighta terror aaguthu...google aandavar mela baaratha poatutu varen"
"hahahs..sure machi..take care..bye"
"bye"


@coffeeday:

"Heyyyy Priyaaa..athisyama sonnabadi vanthutta" chirped in Mathi "Evlo naalaachu unna velilalaam paathu"
"Aaama...Jaanu poranthaprum ennoda timengarathu suthama kuranji poachu..after a really really long time having a time out...kadisia outingnu ponathu etho oru hindi padam...Ram was site adichifying Katrina and i was route vitting for Hrithik" said Priya
"Good family good university...Raam enna pannitrukaan...avan kitta kozhandhaiya pathukka solla vendi thaana"
"You wouldnt believe how poruppu he has become. Jaanu na avlo uiru. He wouldnt even let her crawl on floor. At times konjam overavay protectiva irukaanonu bayamavay irukkum. Nadakka kooda vida maatengaran"
"hahaha..ella appakum ponnu na apdithaanay...seekarama oru paiyanuku ready panni nee un shareku paasatha pozhi"
"hahaha..haioyaio..innoru ten months of pregnancya...aala vidu saami...enga paatilaam epdi thaan avlo babies pethukitaangalo...inga onnuthukkay nora thalldichi...as much as love and cherish motherhood, its scary to even think of going back to those nostalgic days of nausea"
"hahaha...you know i've told you many times before..Ram and you...unga rendu pera paakrapolam evlo poraamaiya irukum theriyuma...at the same time..oru therapy mathiri iruku unga rendu peroda life...that life na ipdi thaan irukanumnu..typical moviela vara lifestyle"
"hahaha..kannu vaikaatha naaye"
"hahahaa...chacha...illapa...kandippa sandaigal problems ithu ungalukullayum irukkum...but the way you guys handle each other..chaancela..semma cute"
"seri seri...overa mokka podaatha...actualla..oru matter iruku..still unaddressed"
"Between you two??!!"
"yes..you know that officela meet panrathuku munnadiye Ram enakku theriyum, right?"
"Yeah..ponnu paaka vanthaan..aprum alliance cancelaaanthu atha thaana solra"
"yes..aana innoru matter iruku..that wasnt the first time i knew him"
"what?? athukku munnadiye meet pannirukeengala? eppo..enga? ithenna puthu kathai?"
"actuala nerla meet pannathilla..but chat roomla...ennoda chat id was Uma...enna veetla koopdra name...epdi meet pannomnu exacta therila..but we became good friends on te virtual world. Oru stagela enakku bayangara crush Ram mela...without even seeing i started loving him. But onlinela..athuvum mugam paakatha oruthana love panra alavukku polaamnu first logicala oru mental block..athukumm mela naan first propose panni avan antha mathirilaam idea illanu sollitaannga..atha vida asingama irukka mudiathungara bayam...at the same time enga veetla egapatta pressure to get married..so emotionala decide panratha vida logicala yosichi paathen..anyways that was not a committed relation..and Ram also didnt raise that topic..so i disabled that id and logged off...locking away my thoughts. And when i met Ram in person ..i was so impressed with him..aana appo i was still in a confused state of mind and though i felt..antha chat person ivana irukaa koodathanu..my heart didnt had the guts to break free"
"oh...appo yeppo...yepdi terinjuthu unakku Ram thaan antha aal nu?"
"oru naal veeta clean panrachay Ramoda pazhaya box onnu kedachuthu..avanoda pokkishamla apdi enna thaan irukunu paakarachay i found a prinout. Athula oru poem mathiri onnu irunthichi...ennada namma aalukulla ipdi kooda oru matter irukaanu padikarapo thaan realised it was a mail in draft mode..and guess what..it had been addressed to my chat id..antha contents padikka padikka i realised how much he was in love with me and you wouldnt believe how happy i was that day...to finally know who was that mystery man and that i had infact married my first love...i guess...solla konjam vekkamaa irukku...we might've conceived Jaana that day"
"wowww...aama ithula enna unaddressed matter irukku? athaan mail kooda email address irunthirukkay :D atha vachu thaana neeye kandupudichiruka"
"mokka mathi nu prove panra paaru...intha matter enakku than theriyum..Ram still doesnt know that i am his Uma.."
"adi krathagi..en solala"
"ada..anniki antha letter paathutu aiyaa moonji pona poakka paakanumay...naan yaarnu theriyaama innum evalaio nenachi avlo urugitrukaan....oru samayam paavama thonum...aana...i love him so much...i feel so possesive about him that...avanoda dreamla vara entha ponna irunthaalum athuvum naana thaan irukanum..athaan"
"ennnaaaa oru villlithanam....kekka romantica irunthaalum...Raam nenacha paavama thaan iruku...sariaana arakkidi nee"
"hahahaa...i will tell him one day...for sure...but athu varaikkum...let me enjoy his dreams as Uma and real life as Priya"


                                                              Mutrum....Subam...The End..


P.S: shabbbbaaaa..........oru vazhia mudichiten :D itha thaana solla poreenga if at all anyone reads this :D enakkay apdi thaanga iruku :D the longest series i had ever written..more than 3 years in making :D:D neria neram enakkay flow maranthirum..will read the previous posts to figure out and oru stagela..as some of u had commented..it was mirroring my real life..but unlike me writing whatever happening, it was the ulta..whatever i was posting began to happen!! Oru stagela i got scared and stopped the story..took a 18 month break and now...here it is :) olagam azhiyarathuku munnadi kathaiya mudichiten :D

Comments

RS said…
Oru vazhiyaaha JOKK la mutrum :P. But, I thoroughly enjoyed the story and the comments to JOKK. Going by the story and its effects on your real life, we hope to see Uma @ Priya and Jaanu kutty soon- atleast to read their talks recorded on this page :P.

Merry Christmas Gils!


Preethi said…
Remba cute-a irukku dialogues betweeen the characters . Love your writing ! Unga Fan club'la membership kedaikuma? :)
Aarti said…
Yayy! I survived the 21st dec doomsday.. Looks around and makes sure I am really alive and not walking towardsa the bright light. Hehe..

Seri, eppo Intha Uma/Priya/Jannu meet panna porom?? ;-)

Happy holidays.. Oor sutha thodangiyachha???
Ramesh said…
Whaaataay story, Whaaatay story.

No wisecracks this time. Nicely done Gilsu.

Now you have to start SOKK. No way we can carry on without a Gilsu serial .....
gils said…
@athivsai:

:D:D nanri nanri :D inthe episode dedicated to you :D

@preeethi

avvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.....neenga rommmmmmmmmmmbaaaa nallavanga
gils said…
@rt:

eppo meet panna porom teraiama thaana naanum muzhichitruken :D
gils said…
@thala:

:D:D ungaluku punishment tharanumna..intha kathiyoda printout eduthu kuduthurulam :D

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