Jillunu oru kaathal kathai :) - 7

"Hey Ram...i got two tickets for movie this weekend. You want to join?"asked Priya.

"Sweet saapdatha erumbu...pazham thinnaatha korangu...padam paakatha Ram..intha moonum non exisitent"  butted in Anil.

"hahahaa...nee avlo peria movie freaka..surprising"

"Ithula surpise aaga enna iruku " asked Ram

"Illa..i always thought you as one hmmm..satha bookum kaiyuma suthara person"

"sodabutti poatta beku in other words" added Anil

"konjam...close panria" signalled Ram to Anil.

Looking at the glare Anil signalled shutter closure. Ram excused himself to join a client meeting. After he left Priya said amidst peals of laughter "my god. you two are amazing. cant believe that you people are managers. you are so down to earth"

"Hello..ethuku ipo intha ulkuthu?"

"chacha..nejama solrenpa...you two are the best"

"how can two people be best..rendu perla yaar bestu sollu" argued Anil

"undoubtably Ram thaan"

"adipavi..naan epovum unna thaana support panni pesaren..enaku no votea"

"apdi ila..he is one thorough gentleman. Mindla etho hard disk partition mathiri..office velai and personal life
renduthukum he has space"

"hmm..antha moonjikum oru muga raasi iruka thaan seiyuthu. Ellaa thaaikulam votesaiyum epdiyaachum vaangidraan..seri..en ticketa kudu..naan kelamabren"

"Un ticketa?"

"Aama..enakum serthu thaana ticket vaangiruka?"

"Aasai thaan..enakay oc la rendu free pass vanthuchu..athaiyum unga rendu per kitta kuduthutu naan enga porathu"

"Appo yaar kooda poga pora?"

"Athaan Ram varendrukaanla.."

"Paaraaa....hmmm..nadathunga nadathunga..nalla iruntha seri"

"hello...enna ..enna nadakattum...udanay overa alatta aarambichiduruveeengalay"

@theater:

After the movie gets over..an angry Priya and smiling Ram comes out with the milling crowd.

"Neenga ellamay male chauvinists thaan..even in movies..hero brothero sistero sethuta soga song poduvan.aana athey heroine ammavo appavo ila brothero eranthutta..adutha song herovoda duet..enna kodumai ithu.."

"huh..Priya madam...en ipdi erimalaya vedikareenga"

"dei.."

"mariaathaiku nanri"

sattunu vantha siripai control seithavaray.."verupethatha raam..iniki officela damager kadia poataan."

"ithula enna pudusa iruku...girl friendna kadalai podrathum..damagerna kadia podarathum..kaalam kaalama nadakarathu thaana"

"unkita sonathuku antha sevuthukita soliruntha inum bettera react panirukum"

"ipo enna pananumgara..antha aala potu thaliralaama.."

"venaam..aairam thaan irunthalum terinjavana poitaan..enaala un uyiruku entha aabaththum vara venaam...irunthalum mavanay officela avlo scene podra.."

"ishttoop..opice matter opicela...coffeeshopla vanthuma..anga naan un boss..outside office illa..so ippo nee enna sonaalum en kaathula vizhaathu."

"athepdi unnala mattum office vittu velila vantha udana etho switch off panna pola irukka mudiuthu. samayathula enakay rendu vera aal kuda interact panra mathiri iruku. you are totally different in office and outside. Typical gemini nu prove panra."

"nallathu thaana. professional lifekum personal lifekum kandipa difference irukanum. inga irukara mood anga overlap aana rendu lifeum ketrum. mudnja varaikum spill over aagama paathukaren..ethana naal oduthunu paapom"

"en doubta solra"

"well..naalikay namakku marriage aachuna situation maaralam ilaya"

"namakka? hahahaa"

"en..namakku sonathula enna thappu?" endraan namutu siripudan

"olagam azhinjidum.."

"hahahaa..halo..overa aasapadatha....namakunna..unaku un aal kooda and enaku en aal kooda nu mean panen..unga veetla paiyan thedum padalam epdi poitruku.."

"athupaatuka poguthu..nethu kuda etho varan vanthiruku sonaanga..paiyan RELIANCE kambenila damagera irukanam..bombayngarathala veetla yosikaranga"

"bombay enna kadal thaandia iruku..flight pudicha rendu hourla erakida poran"

"hmm.athellaam sarithaan..aama unga veetla pen paarkum padalam epdi poguthu..inum unnoda oatta horoscope vachu oora emathitrukia"

"hahaa..ennodathu horrorscope..horoscope ila..athunala thaan ithana naala escape aaitruken..ilaati epovo pudichi maati utrupanga"

"seriously..unaku kalyanam panni kudumbam kuttinu settle aganumnu interestay ilaya?"

"hmmmm..."

"inum ethana naaliku thaan commitment phobicavay iruka pora...vayasagitu poguthulla..sattu putunu neeye oru ponna paaru..intha jadhagam josiyamlam venaam..love panni kalyaanam paniko..naan venumna ponnu paakata"

"neeya..paaren...unna mathiri ilama..nalla ponna paaru"

"enna mathirilam inoruthi iruka chaancela..naangalaam unique peieceakum..seri..epdipatta ponnu expect panra"

"hmmm....en taste padi nee select panni sollu..entha alavuku terinji vachiruka paapom"

"thuuu...seri paakaren..enaku epdi patta paiyan set aagum sollu.."

"naan enna inga josiyam paaka padumnu board maatita ukkanthiruken"

"selfish dog..naan poren..." endru Priya kilamba "seri seri...hmm...enaku terinja varaikum unaku peria listlaam onnum ila..apo apo joke solli una sirika vaikara mathiri oruthan sikitaanna kathai over..so en kanakkupadi unaku circus clown thaan saripattu varuvaan" endraan Ram.

"naan kelambren...gud bye..." endru kovathudan kilambinaal Priya..

"hey hey...iru iru naanum varen..." endru pinnaal odinaan Ram.

She was standing at the bus stand and when she saw him coming near, turned her head in the opposite direction. He stood behind her, not knowing what to say. He took out his cell and dialled her number. Seeing his number flashing on the display, she cut the call. Her bus came and she boarded it. Now it was his turn to feel irritated. Suddenly his phone rang and he saw her number flashing on it. he picked the call and stood in silent without saying a word. The same silence continued from the other end.
'Enna.naana pesara varaikum neenga pesa maateengalo' Before he could say anything he saw his bus coming
'Hey...iru..en bus vanthirichi' ..and ran to board it.
He wore his ear piece and continued the conversation.
'hmm..ippo sollu'
"Busla eritia" she asked.
"yes"
"sollu"
"enna sollu.."
"nee thaana call panna" Noticing that her tone was getting sharper Ram decided to climb down. "Hey..enna overa scene podra..sollaama kollaama odi vanthutta"
"Yaar odi vantha..bill pay pannala solla varia"
"aahaa...epdi ipdilaam yosikka thonuthu ungalukellam?"
"pinna.."
He kept quiet.
"Seri..naan apruma pesaren un kitta"
He still kept quiet.
"Good night"
Right at that time the conductor came and asked Ram "Ticket..Ticket?"
"Good night" replied Ram.
"Good nighta?? ticket enga kaettaa?? eppo paaru phone...kadalai..ithey poazhappa ungalukelaam...naanga enga pozhappa paaka venaama..." and he started wailing about his miserable life for everyone in the bus to hear.
"Huh..sorrynga...Vadapalani ticket kudunga"
On the other end Priya was laughing uncontrollably. "Hey..ethuku sirikara..athaan call cut panren sonnela.."
"Cha..ipdi oru mega mokkai nee vaanginatha aprum naan kekka mudiayamala pogirukum. I will never miss it for the world. Naaliku officela setha maganay.."
"Chillaraya kuduppa..elaarumay 100 ruppes neetina naan enga porathu"interrupted the conductor
"huh..change ilaye.."
"Fonela Good nightlaam solla terithu..change mattum irukaathu..wait pannu..apruma tharen" he scribbled some number on the back of the ticket and went away grudgingly.

@office:

"Ram..100 rupeesku change iruka" asked Anil.
"Oh..irukkay..inthaa"
"Usualla un kitta change kaetta nee Goodnight wishes thaan tharuviaayamay.."
"grrr....athukulla antha oatta vaai olaridicha elaathiyum...ellaathukum ava thaan kaaranam"
"Machi"
"Adthu nee enna solvanu teriyum ..unga chemistry nalla iruku..phsyics nalla iruku sollitu mokka poduva..athaana"
"Naan solalaina kooda nee kekarathuku aasa padra mathri terithu" winked Anil.
Ram kept quiet.
"Enda...neenga rendu perum thaan pairnu enga ellarukum confirm aaidichi...unga rendu perukum epoda ithu realise aaga porathu?"

(Thodarum)

Comments

RS said…
Yaaro tharpuhalchi pannirukra mathiri theriyuthu, i mean, i mean....Episode after episode, Gils = Ram, Ram = Gils nu confirm aahitey pohuthu ponga!! Adutha part post soon
Ramesh said…
Amen RS.

Adutha post can't be soon. Things have to happen in real life for it to feature in the kathai too. So we have to wait .... :)
Asha said…
Edho film paatha feeling. Too good.

Idhellam ok...

Ram = Gilsnu Two esteemed readers confirm pannapprum, naanum avannamay korigiren.

Seekram ' ... and They lived happily ever after' episode varum endru edhirparkirom.
Suganya Jawahar said…
Rajni politics ku varuvara maatara madhiri.. idhu gils kadhaya illa karpanai kadhaya nu yosikra alavukku iruku unga kadhal kadhai :)
Seekram reveal pannunga gils..
logic said…
Hi Gils
Popped after a long time.Nice kadhai.
Real story or blend of real and fiction.
Do drop by for some fun at my page.
Not sure if you were following my blogs..but i remember vaguely..its been six years now that i started writing..

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