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Crazy Buggers

A half baked attempt..mimicking crazy mohan's most cherished characters. Hope to convert it into a complete episode. Ipothaiku first installment mattum :)



"Thala vali Porukka mudilada..." endru polambiavaaray vanthaan Cheenu.

"Intha Ajithuku vera velaiye illa..car oatren bike oatrennu engayachum uzhunthu vaari adi patukka vendiyathu...intha thadava enna vali??" endru ketaan Maadhu.

"ennada solra???"

"Nee thala Ajitha pathi thaana sonna?"

"Adai veena ponavanay naan en thala vali porukka mudila sonnenda"

"ohh..athenna keezha kottina chillaraya? ethuku porukitruka?"

"Aio raama..intha kazhishada pasangalodalaam enna en sera udra?"

Enters Ramanujam.

"Enna yaaru kooptukitu iruntha inga?"

"Ennamo Ram ngara pera pattaa vaangi vachirukara mathiri pesareenga. Naan Lord Rama koopten"

"Enga veetla intha mathiri perla vara sikkal thaangama thaan inga odi vanten"

"En ennachu?"

"Unga akka peraala thaan prachanaiye"

"AnuPriya ngara perla enna prachanai"

"Ponnu paaka vantha annilenthay prachanai thaan. Nalla nyabga paduthi paaru..ponnu paaka vantha anniku enga maama agasmaatha unga appa kitta "Anupriya illaya" nu ketrukaar. Unga appa atha thappa purinjikittu...evanda enna ponnai anuparia ilayanu ennaye meratrathunnu uttaaru paaru oru arai..anniki out aana speaker thaan..enga maama peru sethu maadhavan. Annilenthu Kaathu maadhavannu peray maaridithu.

"Seri..Full name naala thaana prachana varathu Anu nu kooptu po vendi thaanay"

"Nee vera...Munnadilaam vethala paaku konjam jaasthi poduven. Unga akka thitraalay solitu konjam kammi panikiten. Officela ketapo..en pondaati anumathikka matenutta..athaan kammi pannikitenn sonnatha...en pondaaati anu mathikka maatennutta nu kelapi vitutaanunga. Athu epdio iva kaathula vizha..oray ragalai aaidichi"

"Ungalukaachum paravala. Srinivaasangara pera Cheenu surikinathoda nikkama..ipolam chellama "Chee" "chee" nu koopda aarambichitaanga. Enakay Chee nu aaidithu en pera kekarapolaam"

"Intha prachanaikellaam oray vazhi. Namma pera aduthavanga maatharathuku badila naamay maathikarathu thaan."

"Super idea..ennanu maathikarathu"

"Surukkavay mudiyaathabadi moonu peru select panni vachikalam"

"Ethuku moonu peru..onnu poratha?"

"Unna chee nu solrathula thappay illa. Mundam. Naama moonu peru irukomla. Aaluku oru per. Mothama moonu peru"

"Ippidi senja enna?"

"Romba vidhyasama irukay.."Ippidi" nu oru per. Yarachum enna visarikanumna.."ennapa ipdi..epdi iruka nu thaan kekanum". Ithey pera vachikaren"

"Maadhu..naanay, kombu seevi vitta, kaala maada vittu unna mutta solven. Naan innum ideavay sollala. Namma moonu perum "A","B","C" nu per vachikita enna?" Antha pera thaan surukkavay mudiathu"

"Sooper"

(Mokkais thodarum :D)

Comments

Ramesh said…
That's why the best name of all is gils :)
Asha said…
aiyo... idhu crazy creations vida bettera irukkay.

Indha varusham enga oorukku crazy troupe varumbodhu dialogueskku ungla reccomend pannalam.
RamNarayanS said…
Haiooo haiooooo. Kadavulae!!! :-D Unnai Mokkaistanukku naadu kadaththanum oy!
RS said…
Mr. Mokkai Mowgli @ PK (don't ask for the meaning?)@Gils....--ungaluku ivlo peru irukuthu....choose the bestu option kuduthu select panna sollunga.........
Aarti said…
Am speechless.. intha mathiri ellam ezhuthina naan enna solrathu...
chennaigirl said…
Helloooo ungalukke ithu nyayamaaa?!!!!!oru post padikkarthukulla enna azha vechuteenga!!!!!!!!!!!!

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