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Yaaaara paathu rowdynu sonna..

"Gils..aanilaam epdi iruku" oru varam leavela poiruntha damager returns.
"All aanis pudungified opicer"
"Kadisia oru mail vanthuchay..athu paathia?"
"yes opicer"
"Athula ketruntha detailslam explain panni detaila mail anupidu"
"ok opicer"
"Gils..porumaia nithanama mail anupu..as usual kovapattu kanna pinaanu mail anupidathaa.."
ok..er...waaat???? kovamaaa??naanaaa? PKSla kamal tablea kuthi fan ceilingla idicha epectla i stood stunned for a minute!! Naan epo kovapaten?? atha ithu epo pathuchu?? Packet packeta tortoise koluthinaalum onum nyabgam varala..

"Machi..anniki athu evening 8.45ku oru change solitu intha kshanam mudichitu po sonapo murachiye..athukaga solirukumo?"
"dei..en muzhiye apdithaanda.."
"athuvum correct thaan..car windsheild kanakka oru kannadi maatikitu paathi neram nee ena reaction kudukaranay puria matenguthu"
"dei.."
"paathia kovapadriye"
"naan onum kovapadala"
"atha en ivlo kovathoda solra"
!!! athuku mela pesina namaku thaan damagenu canteenuku ponen. Intha opicela mani adicha soru. Aana latea pona kothamalli karuvepala kooda irukathu. Thodachi vachiruvanga. En neram..paathiram kazhuvi vaikara timeku ponen.

"ek sandwich de do"
"ek ya do?"
dei..enda kolreenga..unga hindila idi uzha "ek"
"y angry..u hungry..no angry..eat sandwich"
"i am NOT angry...and thanks for the sandwich"

En thala kuda thirumbala pakkathula irukara aal kita that canteen fellow was telling.."bahuth gusse mein hain aaj" (romba kovathula iruken iniki) nu.
Adapavingala kovakaarannay pattam katiteengala..ennamoda madhava nu..saptutu went back to my workstation.

"enna gils ivlo kovama vara..canteenla sandaia"
ada paavigala...dei..endaaaa..enn...nallathaana poitrunthichi..
"seri seri..muraikaatha..iniki ivanuku moodu sarila nenakren..will come later" nu sollitu pakkathu team janthu escaped.

Seri..pesina thana prachanai solitu..paata kekalaamnu head phonea edutha..athu connect panrathukulla odanju poachu.

"Aanalum ivlo kovam aagathuda unaku..headfone melaya un kovatha kaatrathu"
aaaha....iniki elarum oru margama thaanya alaiaraanga..uhummm..asaratha gils..inum 3 hours thaan..aprum veetuku odiralam.

Kareeta 5.30 ku pudu thalai calls for all team meeting. Pazhaia thalai giving intro abt each team member to new thalai.

"He is gils. The angry young man of this project.." apdi solitu enamo ulaga maga joke adicha mathiri oru siripu sirichar.

Intha kodumaikelam oru mudivay ilayaaaaanu paathutrukarapo..veetlenthu call.

"ennada phone pana sonene en panala.."
"marantenmaa..enna vishayam"
"enda fone panala keta..athukenda ipdi erinji vizhara.."

Avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.....intha aataiku naan varala saaammiiii....

Comments

kanagu said…
first :D

apram read panren anna... :)

tomo will comment :)))
R-ambam said…
LOL :)
seri ithukellaam tension aaga koodaathu ... kopa pattu enna laabam nu sollunga... :p
i was laughing from the word go.. may be u shd write dialogues for movies..
btw y have u written the post in such anger?
Carpe Diem said…
yen ivlo kobama post potu irukinga...ungalku ivlo kobam varum nu enaku theriyathe :P
Vishnu said…
kovama pesina rowdy ah?? en title eh yaara paathu rowdynu sonna nu vechurukeenga?? intha madiri nerathula dan sir kovatha kamikanum..
Anonymous said…
Mudiyala!! ROTFL!! Epdi ipdi??????
haiyo,haiyo!!

//"y angry..u hungry..no angry..eat sandwich" //

Top class!!
Ratzzz said…
adhu epdi ennakku matum vadai kedaikkave maatengudhu :(

neenga Angry young man ah??? angry ok, check pannikalam, young man?? en indha olaga maga poiyu...

Angry kelavarnu solli irundha accept panni irupen...
Ratzzz said…
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Ratzzz said…
ivaru rowdyam la... ha ha haha.. h ah ah h ahahhahahaha
G3 said…
//..car windsheild kanakka oru kannadi maatikitu//

//A journey called Life said...

btw y have u written the post in such anger?//
// Carpe Diem said...

yen ivlo kobama post potu irukinga...//

ROTFL :)))))
G3 said…
// The Rat... said...
neenga Angry young man ah??? angry ok, check pannikalam, young man?? en indha olaga maga poiyu... //

Idhu Top class :)))) I the atcharam pisagaama repeate :D
Annam said…
கோச்சுக்கினியா கில்ஸ்........:))
Annam said…
/////yaaara paathu rowdynu sonna///////////

உன்னைய பாà®°்த்து தான் :)))
Annam said…
///"y angry..u hungry..no angry..eat sandwich" //

enna rhymingaa pesi irukaanga:)
Annam said…
////rat said Angry kelavarnu solli irundha accept panni irupen...//////////

athukku enna sollitaa pochu ANGRY OLD MAN GILS:)
Annam said…
enna kils kannu ellam sivakura alavukku y kovam:)))))
Annam said…
கோவக்காà®° நண்பா உனக்கு பாஸம் அதிகம்டா:))):P
hahahahaha... edhuku ivlo kovam? konjam kurachukonga! (read in epdi irundha naan manobala style :P)

andha thalai edhuku padhi unmai padhi poiya solrar? angry (true) young (!!!! sollanuma ennanu) man!!!
//neenga Angry young man ah??? angry ok, check pannikalam, young man?? en indha olaga maga poiyu...
// Rat, vaala kudunga seekiram.. great minds think alike! I seriously didnt read the comments before I said that :O
mgnithi said…
Boss.. Comment podalana kova paduveeengala ?
sri said…
//கோவக்காà®° நண்பா உனக்கு பாஸம் அதிகம்டா:)))://

repeat
sri said…
//athukku enna sollitaa pochu ANGRY OLD MAN GILS:)//

repeat
sri said…
///"y angry..u hungry..no angry..eat sandwich" //

enna rhymingaa pesi irukaanga:) //

adhaaney TR english pesina maari erukkulla
sri said…
Enda evlo kovamana post potrukka ?
sri said…
but unnai maari sirippu police a kovakarannu solra team manager pathu azharadha sirikaradhanu therla
gils said…
ada aapecerungala..en ivlo kolaveri!!! avvvvvvvvvvv
gils said…
rat...u r fast replacing sat from her settai throne..ungaluku oru naaliku iruku..special post. and porks..rettai jadai potukita oora emathikiturntha vitruvoma...ungaluku oru aapu ready panren
gils said…
oi pikaali...overa pesita...waitees..adutha gumminu onu varamaya poidum..apo gavanichikaren
gils said…
////athukku enna sollitaa pochu ANGRY OLD MAN GILS:)//

repeat//

hmmm..pesudi pesu..unakum iruku
gils said…
//Boss.. Comment podalana kova paduveeengala ?//

avvvvvvvvvv..et tu nidhi..then fall gils

//apram read panren anna... :)

tomo will comment :)))/

nee oruthan thaanda uthaman
gils said…
/seri ithukellaam tension aaga koodaathu ... kopa pattu enna laabam nu sollunga... :p//

venaam...valikuthu..aluthuruven..
gils said…
@ajcl:
neengaluma!!aavvvvvvvvvvvvv...

@carpediem:

en en en en intha kolaveri

@vishnu:

//kovama pesina rowdy ah?? en title eh yaara paathu rowdynu sonna nu vechurukeenga?? intha madiri nerathula dan sir kovatha kamikanum//

neenga yaro..yar petha pulayo..nallrunga sami
gils said…
@athivasi:
:))
Sundari said…
sari oru varam ageduchu..naan late a comment podareanu kovapadatheenga...:)
gils said…
avvvvvvvvv...sundarikka..enka ungaluku this kolaveri

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