Vettayaadu Vilayaadu

Mani 9.05PM (taktaktaktak...Mani ratnam padamla vara mathiri...sound...ada naanthanga type panren)

"Inniki night...avan kadhaiya mudikiroam".....
"Venaamda..naan varala intha velaatuku...enaku bayama iruku"
"Chee...vekkama illa...ithukellam poi bayapdrenu solriye..ippo naan illa..."
"Aama...unaken ipdi verkuthu"...
"Athu...hmmmm...oray puzhukkama irukula athaan...seri vaa..dinner poitu vanthu kaariyatha mudichidalaam"
"Naan varala...ennaku pasiye poidichi.."
"Seri atleast company kududa"....

9.15PM:

Mangalaana, saalai ora vilakkin velichathil.. Ilavum Selvanum..mounamaai nadanthanar....Ilamaaran Anbuselvan....ivanga rendu per...ivangaluku arivay kidyaathu....officela ellarum ivanga rendu peraiyum erumai kadaanu thitaatha naalay illa...Thideernu..."Oh mahaziiiiiiyaaaaa wohiayayaahaaa"nu Kaakka kaakaa paatu roattora kadaila alara...athai vida sathama rendu perum alari adichindu odi vanthaanga..thoorathila oru naai kutti kottavi vitunu vedikkai paathukitu irunthichi....

9.25 PM:

Hotel wash basinla, kolai pannitu finger print thodaikara villain mathiri, ball point penavala kaila vantha ink karaiya maathi maathi wash panikitu irunthaan Ila..

"Yov...pothumya...kaila irukara reygailaam thenjuda poghuthu....(manasukula...konjam sathama) kadaiya moodra nerathila kazhutha aruka vantaanga....ennaiya venum"nu verupoda server "sincere" sigamani porinju..sorry...erinji vizhunthaar.

"oru plate idli porum enaku...vayiru sairla...unakuda Ila?"...
"chilli chicken..chicken soup"
"Ennada nakkala...udipi hotella chiken soup kekutha"....athan piragu nadanthavai patriya kuripugal, vanmuraiyai thoondum vagaiyil irupathaal, thanikkai seiya padugirathu..

10 PM(same taktaktaktak..as in first...so not repeating everywhere):

"Ilaa....Kuruthipunal climax kamal mathiri irukeda"
"Nee mattum enna second half Sethu vikram mathiriye iruka"
"Ada paavi..naan sivanenu thaanada irunthen....company kudu company kudunu kooptunu poi ipdi kandapadi symphony vaanga vachitiyeda..."
"Seri vidu...veerargal vaazhkaiyil ithellam jagajam...naan ketathu vaangi vachiya"
"Sorryda..maranten"
"Enakku theriyum..athunaala thaan un room seviru poora post it poatu oti vahciurken poi paar"

"FIND HIM...KILL HIM...."..."Kitchen corner on 31-aug".."Under Wash basin on 1-sep".."near shoe rack on 3-sep".....

"Dei maapu...ennada ithelaam"
"Athu mapu machi......naama poda vendiyavan vanthu pona idam ellathiayum note pani vachiruken..nee maranthira koodathennu thaan otti vachen.......ohio..gazini..ohio...gazini...ohiohiiohooooooooo....."

Anbu alari adichindu..."Ila..Ila...ennada aachu....haiyo...hotella adivaangitu..ithana neram kazhichi enda kathara...short term memory loss mathiri...long termla ethaachum bayanagara side effecta irukumo.."
"che...vaya moodu..velaya paaru..."
"Aaama..."avan"nu epdida confirm panna"...
"Pakkathu veetu maalu maadiku varapolaam correcta aajar aaitu...avanga appa thedikittu varum boathellam esc aaidratha vachu thaan"
"Ila..nee inga iruka vendiya aalay illada...inda plywoodo rosewoodo solraangalay...antha aal kootathila iruka vendiyavan"
"Mundam...athu dawood..plywood illa..seri..satham podatha..avan vara time aaidichi...fanlaam off panni vai...hey athuku munnadi...namma porullaam readya..?"
"Ennada Dheena padamla vara mathiri kekkara...porulna enna meaning?"
"Thooya tamziha...Thooo....namma saamanlaam eduthu vaika sonene readya.."
"Athalaam apovay ready..itho paar..seruppu..thudappam..."..
"Seri...pothum...po fan off pannu"

10.35PM(athay..taktaktak)

"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee....Ila...atho paaru avan thaan...avanay thaan...."
"Seruppu engada.."
"Aiayiaaoooooooo...power cut aaidichey...ennamo mela oorara mathiri irukey...aiyo...."
*BANG*BANG*BANG*...."hey Ila..enna enda adikara..."
Thideernu Oomai Vizhigal climax scenela buratchi kolaignar kuda vara gypsy jeep headlight maathiri ella portionlenthum light eriya...pakkathu portionlenthu aalungalaam thibu thibunu roomukula odi vara....anga... arai mayakka nilaiyil adi vaangiya Anbuvum..kooda 32aam elikesi mathiri illatha meesaiya muruki kituu namma Ilaavum irunthanga.... koodavay

ORU COCKROACH SETHU KIDANTHATHU....

P.S:somehow felt the old title dint suit..so changed it

Comments

kanyabp said…
@gils...

aahaa... enna ithu... oru karappan poochiya adikka ivlo scene'a...

aniyaamya.. ennakkum karappan pudikkaathu.. athukaanga ippadi plan ellam panna maaten...

nalla velai pulikesi padam edutha aalukku ippadi oru idea varala .. illaina nijamaave cockroach'ku double action pootu ungalai dialogue ezhutha vechu.. rendaavathu cockroach avanga anna kolaikku ungalai pazhi vaanga vara maathiri setup panni iruppar!!!

comedy ellam eppadippa ippadi kottuthu ungalakku... ennakku ore aamaiya irukku.. sorry poraamaiya irukku.. :D

naan thaan first post... ennakku thaan piliyodarai!!! syam anna neenga late.. :P
prithz said…
To be frank, indha post padika aarambeckarthukku munnadiye, nan, evalo comment nu paaka, scrool panni, kadaisi line padichuten!!! So, i missed the punch at the end!!!! Escappppppppppeeeee!!! Anyways, comedy ah irundhudhu... good read!! :)
gils said…
@kanya:
kavalapadatheenga..syamannavuku erkanavay parecel anupiten
@prithz:
:)
kanyabp said…
@gils..

r u on orkut?? add me in kanyabp@gmail.com

I updated my blog (english).. let me know what u think..
gils said…
btw..super snaps...how u did tt fotoedit one..nalla iruku
G3 said…
Chey.. naan kooda padikkum bodhu villana unga rangukku oru eliya irukkumnu nenachen.. neenga adhellam illa.. naanga karapaanboochi range dhaannnu solliteenga :)) Idhukku thaan HIT, MORTEINnnu evlo irukku.. adha vittutu raathiri 10 manikku indha comedy action filmlaan thevaya?? Seriyaana kanjoosa iruppeenga pola irukku?
gils said…
enna panrathu enga area karappaanlaam..ungala mathiri semma immune ssytem vachiruku...HITlaam side dish mathiri saaptu nalla gummnu(yuck) aaiduthunga
G3 said…
Correct dhaan.. Pinna unga veetu saapadu saptae adhu saagalanna appuram HITlaan endha moolaikku?

Indha alavukku kooda immune system illana appuram unga kootani thaakudhalalaan eppadi samalikkaradhaam?
Known Stranger said…
adda nalla than thirai khadai vasan ezhuduraa..

by the by-- unn vaykku charra -- ella sugar factoryee kattanumm vaylla.. nattakkathaa unn varthai.. ballikkatha unn soll
Has to be me said…
Hey I quite guessed the ending. Aana konjam disappointment than...cos title pathu I thot it was gonna be on the new Kamal's movie!
gils said…
@g3:
fyi...none of us cook...enga kitchen store roomaakum...btw...Roban n HIT are looking for new more potent drugs to combat this pest menace...unga samyala recommend paniiruken :)

@ks:
onum purila..naan enna sonen?
@HTBM:
hehe...movie review will be posted later...
G3 said…
Samayala appadina? namakku saapida thaan theriyum.. hehe.. So naan help panna mudiyaadhu :p
Sat said…
munna enna title irundhathu???
lat para made me laugh out aloud...i could almost see it happening
LOL
Syam said…
soooberaapu...kalakareenga....nalla velai nethu thaan V V thirutu vcd la paarthen...illana onnum purinju irukaathu... :-)

@kanya, ungaluku illatha puliodharaiya :-)
gils said…
@g3:
unga samayal kolai..chaary..kaliaya vachu oru post podlaamnu iruken..wait n watch hehe
@sat:
oor suthing overa..eppo inga varel
@syam:
dangu dangu...kanyaku pulisaddam parcel panrapo..ambiku dodhivanam anupidungo.. :D
Janani said…
Che title parthu padam review thano nu asaiya vanthen.. Konjam padichapove therinjuthu ithule villan ethavathu reptilea thaan irukum nu

Athu epd annathe epd varuthu ugaluku commedy..Summa eduthu vidureenga ponga...kalakiteenga.
G3 said…
Gils, En samayal kalaya pathi neenga ezhudhanumna adhukku munnadi naan samachadha neenga saapta dhaana correcta ezhudha mudiyum.. So ennaikku saapida vareengannu sollunga.. Ungalukkagavavadhu oru 1-2 item kathukittu samachi veikkaren.. saaptuttu neenga oruvela uyiroda irundha (romba chance kammi) post ezhudharadha pathi yosikalaam :p
gils said…
@janani:
Fact is stranger than fiction..theriyumo :)
@g3:
chaari...en aayul regai rooooooomba perusu...intha veer velaatuku naan varala..try with syam or ambi.. :D
Syam said…
@G3, gils
//En samayal kalaya pathi neenga ezhudhanumna adhukku munnadi naan samachadha neenga saapta dhaana correcta ezhudha mudiyum//

neenga samachatha saapita appuram gils uyiroda irundha thaana review elutharathuku :-)
Syam said…
//try with syam or ambi//

@gils, ennathu ithu siru pilla thanama illa iruku :-)
gils said…
hahaha..annnathaa...kalakitel pongo.. :) G3ya oru boochaandi rangeuku aakiteenga :D
KK said…
//Ungalukkagavavadhu oru 1-2 item kathukittu samachi veikkaren.. saaptuttu neenga oruvela uyiroda irundha (romba chance kammi) post ezhudharadha pathi yosikalaam//

G3, unga samayala saapitta appuram Gils post yezhuthuraaro illa avarukku yaaravathu post mortem report yezhuthu rangalo...yaarukku theriyum... :)
Prithz, instead of experimenting with snake venom neenga G3 samayal vechu experiment pannalam :) hahaha
Gils, Goutham mattum intha kathaiya padichan...avan padam yedukrathaye vittuduvan...aana neenga "Maya" appadinra important character'a maranthuteenga...G3'ya antha character'ku potuduvoma??
White Forest said…
"COCKROACH" is the only word i understood :P
gils said…
@KK:
:) latea vanthaalum latesta varahuna athu neenga thaan :) kalkiteenga...G3 under attack :) maya n g3??!!!jothika fans ungaluku kandanam vidrathukulla statement mathirunga...
@White forest:
its in tamil :) next time will try something in english
oliveoyl said…
nalla pathiya? andha cockroach sethupochu illa? thirumbi vara pogudhu... sometimes they are immune to HIT also....

englishla tamila matrum yella mozigalilum yenakku pidikadha orey varthai *********!
Vidya said…
English la Tamil padikarathu illa pa ! Romba kashtama iruku !! Seriously :((

Vidya
prithz said…
@ kk, Adhuvum nalla idea dhan... samayal la irrukara "chemicals" podhadhunu, cockroch oda DNA lam um varum... lol!!! jsu like how snake venom clots blood, can study how gils' samayal affects the human intestine!! :P
KK said…
Prithz, Gils samayal ledhu ma...G3 samayal...
gils said…
@OO:
yeah..have an option now...G3yoda oru deal...avanga samyal kolayai...sorry kalayayai..karapaan kolaiku use panka poren..hehe

@prithz:
ennangaithu... ungalukay overa therila...and btw...i dnt cook.velila saaptu enga intestine thaan interestinga iruku...HP romba padipeengalo..oru witchcraf vaada adikuthu...snapeoda classroom studenta neenga :D

@KK:
deivamay...danku danku..
Anonymous said…
KK : //Prithz, Gils samayal ledhu ma...G3 samayal//

Rendu samayalukkum perusa onnum vithyasam illa.. so edha vechu experiment pannalum orey effectu dhaan... Gilsa vechum experiment pannalaam pola... avar dhaan karapaanpoochi matrum pala uyiringaloda vaazhum adhisaya piravi.. (Naan Gilsoda roomatesa irukkara manushangala sollala pa.. tension aayidaadheenga)

Gils : //G3 under attack :)//
Reveatu.. Ungalukkae returned.. :p
G3 said…
Previous comment naan dhan potten.. Anonymousla irundhu othera click pandradhukkulla adhu publish aayiduchu :)
gils said…
romba pesiteenga...ithila disclaimer veraaya...grrrr....as discussed...ungallukaga...tin ready
G3 said…
Naan thookathula kooda b'lore pakkam thala vechu padukkamaaten :p
gils said…
@vidya (without h):
point taken... :D
@g3:
chn varum boathu saatharen...
G3 said…
En thakudhal pathi santhosh kitta kettu therinjikitta appuramum enna chennaila vandhu meet pandra alavukku ungalukku dhairiyam irukka? Good.. I uprishiate it.. :p
golmaalgopal said…
chancea illa ba...semma range....

//thoorathila oru naai kutti kottavi vitunu vedikkai paathukitu irunthichi....// semma picturisation hee hee....kaamudi kaamudi....keep it rolling :)
Usha said…
Thoo thoo thoo!!! ennoda 5 mins waste panna gils ozhiga!!! Oru cockroach-ku ivalo scene-a unaku?? grrrr
Has to be me said…
periya post pota, pudhu post potathu samam illai! ;) Looking fwd to a new post soon!
gils said…
@golmaalg:
danku danku...mokkais thodarum :D hehe
@KC:
heheee...haiyaa...ippo thaan ice cream saapta mathiri iruku
gils said…
@htbm:
thangal sitham...
oliveoyl said…
yaar adhu G3 ya kindal panradhu? vettayaada vandhuduven! be careful ;)
gils said…
thoda...area uttu area poonthu koovara...oi...intha dagaaltilaam inga venam....dabba dance adidium...
Aha..ipdi arumiayan arunchurporul adangiya vaarathaigala payan paduthi evlo naal achu...

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