Exactly after 2 years, picking this thread up :D
Ram and Anil carry “Sivaraman the body” tied in veshti outside.
“Eppa..ponam ganam ganakkaranpa ivan” exclaims Ram
“Dei..nejamavay idhu ponam thaanda” clarifies Anil
“Aanalum inthaal paavamda. Thookarathuku naalu per kooda illa”
“Romba mukkiyam. Venam policeku phone pannatta. Naalu enna naapathu per varuvanga”
“Aama ivana epdida namma kooda kootitu porathu”
“Ivana illa idha. Ennamo morning doggie walking kootitu pora mathiri solra. Bikela thana vanthom. Bikelaye eduthutu po vendi thaan”
“Ennadhu..dead bodyoda triplesa..naan varala”
“Dei Anil..nicea escape aaga paakaria..pichiduven..nee thaan vandi oattara. Naan pillionla bodyoda varen”
“Pilli sooniyamoda varengara polavay iruku. Body dispose pannathum bike mechanic shed ku eduthutu ponum”
“Enda..serviceku vid aporia”
“Illa..water wash vittu kulipaatanum. Padupaavi..Apache vandiya ipdi amarar oorthi aakitiyeda”
“Polambaatha..vandiya edu”
On the way they get stopped by a traffic police
“Aiayayio..Ram..vasamaa maatinom. Ipo ennada panrathu” cries Anil
“Bayapadatha..samaalippom” cautions Ram
“Dei..ennada idhu..vandila triples porathay thappu. Adhuvum ivlo peria parcel eduthutu poreenga.” queries the police.
“Aiaiaaya..idhu parcel illa sir. Ponam” blurts Anil
“Ennadhu ponamaa” exclaims the police
Ram gives a royal kick to Anil from behind and says “naan solren sir. Inga vaanga. Ivan ungala paatha bayathula olarraan. Idhu ivanoda mama..Ponnambalam. Surukama pon mama..pon mama..solli..tongue twist aagi ponam sollittan”
“Oh.appo uyiroda irukara aala enda ipdi Egyptian mummy kanakka kootitu poreenga”
“Adhu vanthu…ivaruku konjam majora Corona attack aagirichi. Karuppu pachai manjal sevappu nu ella colorlayum poonjai infection vera. Adhaan konjam periya size mask vaangi body poora cover panni hospital kootitu porom”
“Haiaiaoo..coronova…thalliye nillu. Aaama endha hospital”
“Kannamapetta”
“Ennadhu..”
“Kannan hospital..Royapettah. Adhey bayam..adhey ularal”
“unga rendu peraiyum paatha sandhegama iruku..license edu”
Anil gives his license.
Looking curiously at the license card “Un per Anila” queries the police
“Aama sir. Enna ungaluku munna pinna theriyathu. Naan K.K Nagarla illavay illa”
Ram kicks Anil from behind to keep him silent “Edhuku sir kekareenga”
“Enga area la adikadi power cut aaguthu”
“Adhu vera Anil sir..naan power lineslaam kadikka maaten. Pure veg”
“Seri seri…inniki vasoolay illa…evanum velila varavay maatengaraan..oru 100 ruppees thallitu po”
“Sorry sir..naanga purse kondu varala”
“Hospital poren sonna..purse illama epdi..enna dabaaikariya”
“Online payment panniduvom sir”
“Appo intha..en GPay number..enakkum onlinela pay pannu”
“Idhennada digital Indiakku vantha sothana..”
“Details solren..Payee add pannu”
“Aiyo Ram..Pei add pannu solrar..oru vela therinju poacho” exclaims Anil
“Ennada therinju poachu”
“Adhu onnumilla sir..thelinju poachu..morninglenthu oray mayakkama dulla irunthuchi..ipo thelinju poachu. Ivanuku pesarappovay adikadi spelling mistake aagum”
“Hospital thana pora..ivanukum serthu treatment kuduthru..polaam riiiiiggghhhtt”
“Shabbaa..great escape. Vidraa vandiya” shouts Ram.
Meanwhile mind voice of “dead body sivaraman”
“Adapavingala..thengaa mootta mathiri katti thookitu varaangalay..oru paya kandukka maatengaraan!!Intha Albert paya vera enna panraan therila”
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Where is Madam Priya. I have forgotten where she was two years ago :)
Of all the mokkais, pon mama ? Really ???