Jagamay thandhiram – movie review that wasn't

Karthik subbaraj (director of the movie) in discussion with Rajinikanth.

“Thalaivaray..oru semma script vachiruken..story kekareengala”

“Sure sure sure..sollungalen”

After hearing the story, Rajini goes into a deep trance. When the trance is accompanied by slight tenor, Karthik realizes that the superstar has slept. Not knowing what to do, he waits for him to get up. Once he is awake, Rajini says “Well..naan Babaji nenachu medidate pannathula enna therinjuthuna..already intha mathiri oru story naan panniten. Movie peru Kabali”

“Andha padatha pathi nenachathukkay ungaluku thookam varuthuna paatha audience nelamaya yosicheengala super star” nu mind voice ketaalum Karthik continues “But adhu Malaysia Don coming to Chennai. Idhu Madurai don going to London. Totally different”

“Enda dei..naan career start pannapo bus conductor. Enakkay route solria” nu mind voice la think pannitu “illa Karthik. Naama vera padam pannuvom. Intha storyline venaa neenga Danush kita solli parungalen”

“Already unga pada titles ellam andha aal thannoda padathuku suttukaran. Ipo story veraya” nu polambikittay “sure sir. Ok sir” says Karthik.

Karthik and Danush.

After narrating the story Karthik says “sir…idhu rombaaa poweful character. Superstarkaga ready panna script. Avar illati neenga panna thaan nallarukum nu ungalta vanthen”

“Enda dei..andha aal solli thaan inga vantha nu enakkay theriyum. Enkittaye bitta” Danush mind voice. “Don’t worry..avar illatha kuraiya naan theerthu vachidren. Story once more sollunga”

“Aaaha..neenga than intha padathoda first repeat audience. Padam hittu” nu koovikittay Karthik repeats the narration.

Pity that the only repeat audience for that story would be that actor alone, for paatha audience paathi padathulaye coma patienta ambulancela thaan velila vara poraangannu no one knew at that time.

“Aama padathuku enna per vachirukeenga” asks Danush

“innum vaikala sir..neengalay sollungalen”

“hmm..pollathavan, padikathavan, netrikkan, maappillai already eduthachu..padaiyappa, muthu, Sivaji lam reuse panna time aagum…vera enna title edukalam?” Danush keeps thinking.

“Adapavi..antha manushan ponnu thaan kuduthaan paatha..hit adicha pada titlesum dowry listla serthu vaangitaan pola” Karthik mindvoice. “naama vena..avar hit song edachum titlea vachukalam..jagamay thanthiram..idhu epdi irukku”

“I think andha songla vara Ambo siva sambo would’ve been more catchier. Aana producer nelamaya naama nakkal adikarom nu yaarum sollida koodathu..adhunala jagamay thanthiram finalize pannidalam”

After watching the movie preview – “saarr..super starkaga panna script sonnalum sonnen..super star polavay nadichi pattaya kelapirukeenga. Rajini mathiriye mimicry pannapola avlo original performance”

Danush wondering, “ivan nammala kalaikarana praise panrana theriylaye” 

Gils verdict – nalla vela idhu theaterla release aagama OTT la release aachu. Oatti oatti paathalum oru naal aachu mudiya. Indha padathu song lyrics pathi thania oru post podanum.