Tenet – movie review

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Padam release aana udanaye decided, will watch this movie only on Vijay tv. Adhuvum preview paathutu elaarum koovinatha ketutu was absolutely sure, ithu sathiyama puriyaathunu. It got released on OTT today and I am proven like a theorem. Ithanaikum saw it with tamil audio and English subtitle. Also had Wiki for the movie opened along side google for querying about entropy, second law of thermodynamics, turnstiles and every other science crap that is casually uttered in the movie. Ennoda certification exams ku kuda ivlo preparationoda ukkanthathu illa. Padam edungada na paadam paadam a eduthu vachirukaan. Oru manushan theaterla intha padam paakanumna, naalu ticket book pannitu poganum. One for his seat and rest for having all this paraphernalia to understand the movie. Ucchakatta kodumai being, he thought of this script 20 years back it seems and took five years to write. Wonder how many years the actors would’ve taken to understand it. Just dialogues mug adichitu nadikkavay remedial class, Neet coaching, physics tuition thani nu poirupaanga nenakren!! Despite having all the props to support, kadisi varaikum kadhai puriala. Edho algorithm vachu ulagatha azhikka poraan villain, avan sethutta automatica algorithm trigger aaidum adhunala avan saagarathukulla adha diffuse pannanum nu 2.5 hours izhuthadikaranga. If that villain can already link it with himself and trigger it anytime he wants, appo edhukaga 2.5 hours wait panni, inversion diversion conversion nu kozhappi adichi, time travel mathiri aana time travel illa nu gapsa vittu, kuttaiya kozhappanum?!! Idhula kadisila vara twist than ultimate. Ithanaiyum edhuku panromnu puriyatha hero than futurelenthu idhelam anupparathukaga sponsor panraaraam. Avarukay aana adhu theriatham. But villainku future, past, present, present perfect, future imperfect nu ella tense um theriumam!!! Adai..12th physics exam appo world cup match paathavanda naanu. Oru ithu pona padathuku ivlo padika vachiteengalay da!! Aaana oru nalla vishayam. Corona vanthucho pala peru theaterla padatha paakama escape aagitanga. Ila evlo per sattaiya pichitu suthitrupanga therila. Aanalum oru sila gumbal, evlo adi vaanginalum valikalaiye nu scene podrapola, “director sedhukitarupa. Idhelam ipo puriathu. MA philosophy comedy mathiri veetuku poitu kadhava saathitu azhaama yosicha than puriyum” nu muttu kattuvaanga. Apdi solravanga kitta zeroth law of thermodynamics google panama solla sollunga. Probably they would say, lets wait for this movie’s sequel.

Gils review – Amazon prime’s amazing run of hosting marana mokka movies continues into 2021 as well!!! Aiyo paavam Bezos.

Comments

Ramesh said…
Solid rant as a review. One of Gilsu's best.

So "uchakatta kodumai", "kuttaiyai kozhappi", "gapsa vittu", "sattaiya pichitu suthitrupanga" , are very subtle indicartions from Goilsu that maybe, just maybe, we should not go to a theatre, buy 4 ticvkets and see this movie :)

By the way - "12th physics exam appo world cup match paathavanda naanu" - Really ????? Gilsu is a big genius. After that, he became a hotshot software engineer.
Thursday, April 01, 2021
gils said…
Hehehe.. Theaterla poi paakalaam.. Velila varuvoma is the kostin
Thursday, April 01, 2021
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