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Question Hour with Gilmananda

"Blog TV makkaluku vanaaaaakaam"

"Ennappaa ithuku munnadi Sun Newsla vela paathutrunthia?"

"aamanga..epdi kandupudicheenga"

"Vanakkam solrathulenthay teriuthu"

"ada..flow interrupt pannatheenga swamigalay...thirumbavum firstlenthu start panren..Blog Tvla mudhal muraiyaaga interview thara vanthirukum..poli saamiyaar gilmananda avargalay...vanakkaaaam. Ungalta kekkarathukaga room poatu yosichi sila pala kostins ready panniruken..kekalaama"

"Kelvigalai nee ketkiraaya ila naan kekatuma"

"Yov vendru..naan kostin ready pannitu vantha nee nogaama nonbu kumbuduvia... "Thiruvilayaadal" padam vanthu 50 varusham aaga poguthu..ithey dialoga inum ethana varusham solveenga...Kelvilaam naan than kepen..nee badil mattum sollu"

"Kelum...kettu tholayum.."

"Pennadimai theerumattum ezhuthuvennu medaiku medai solreengalay..neenga feminista?"

"Naan matumileenga..yaara irunthalum pen adi mai theerara varaikum thaan ezhutha mudiyum..Ink theernthaprum ezhutharathu vallurvar anaalum pena ezhthaathu"

"Aaaha..neenga feministnu nenachen...nalla samaalikaratha paatha ungaluku samaalistnu thaan pattam kudukanum"

"Aanum pennum samamnu nenakarathala sama listnu onnu iruntha athula kadisia oru edam kedaicha porum"

"Aanum pennum enganga samam...Pen name kooda HERO PARKER nu aambala pera thaana vaikaranga. HEROINE nu engayachum pena kelvi patrukeengala"

"Aaha..ennaye yosika vachitayepaa...hmmmm...oru vela..."Ink" ngara Karuva sumanthu..ezhuthungara vaazhkaiya vazhi nadathara athana mukkiyamaana velaiyum seiyara portiona PEN nu solra makkal...Antha PEN kaanju poida koodathunu paathukaara moodila thaana Aan per vara mathiri vacihrukaanga..so..correcta thaan vachirukaanga nenakren"

"Gilmaananda swamigalay...neer oru samaalipu thilagamnu adikadi prove panreenga..Bogam,Mogam,Sugam..itha pathi enna solreenga"

"Patruthal related samaachaaramngarathaala thaan perulaye.."GUM" nu.. otra item vachirukaanga..Bogam..Mogam..irunthu Sugam anubavikarathula thappilla..aana ithoda Sogam varapo.."So..Come" nu athaiayum anubavichi yethukanum..apdi oru pakkauvam vanthutta..varatti adukki erikkara varaikum vaazhkkai varietya irukum"

"Ithu etho auto pinnadilenthu sutta item mathiri irukkay"

"Automatica vara matterellam auto pinnadi vara mattera teriutha...enna kodumai ithu"

"Ippolaam festival timela yaarum ritualsa ozhunga follow panni celebrate panna maateengaraangalay...atha pathi unga karuthu"

"Bakeryla cake vaangi cut panra naalellam birthdayva nenachi santhosha pada aarambichitta vaazhkkai interesting aaidum. Aana oru oru thadavaiyum cake saapdrachay gift expect panna athay life derror aaidum"

"Yov..ennaya solra...puriara mathiri pesa maateenu sathiyam pannitiya"

"Sathyamum ila..escape cinemasum ila..Ten years back...Sun Tv nu oray channel thaan aattam pottukitu irunthaanga..inniki remotela irukara number combinationa vida neria channel vanthiruchi..Oru oru channelayum pudu padamngara perla under production padamlaam kooda potu makkala veeta vitu velila vara vidama senjidraanga. Enna ketta..festivals annikellam..day time poora power cut pannina thaan veetla makkal ozhunga celebrate pannuvaanga. Panra ritualslaam.. en panrom ethuku panromnu terinjukitta innum ozhunga pannuvaanga nenakren"

"Intha Pongal thiru naalula..Blog Tv neyargaluku neenga enna solla virumbareenga"

"Intha naaloda matumm niruthikaama ini vara ella naalum santhosha pongal unga ellaar manasilayum pongattum..haaan..aapdiye oru statuatory warning..Sun Tvla Sura padam podraan..marakkaama channel maathirunga"

Comments

Ramesh said…
Ha Ha Ha. Samaalipu Thilagam Gilmananda - Vaazhga Vaazhga. Mokkai Thilagam Gilmananda Vaazhga Vaazhga
Aarti said…
Engiyo poyiteenga neenga.... Too much i say.... :P

vazhga gilsananda...
Kadavule engala kaapathhu
*escappu*:P
Asha said…
eppidi? idha ezhudha room pottu yosichingala? semma post!. humour oda oru unmaiyum kalundha post. Absoltuely right about TV channels ruling on the days of festivals and otherwise.
RamNarayanS said…
Swami Gilmaananda avargalukku oru pattam kudukkaraenungO. 'Pun'ster Swami G. Vayiru 'pun'naa 'pun'nitteenga. :-D

Karumbu 'kadi'chcheengala, illa adhu ungala kadichchiruchchaa?
ok-kanmani said…
Nice post... Enjoyed a lot...
you hav a grt humour sense, man...

Best part of ur post is last line... hahahahaaaa....
Anonymous said…
Mudiyalai,aen pudhu varushathula ipdi kadikkareenga?
Anonymous said…
LOL..the word verification for this one was torter :D oru vela posta pathi sollutho? :D
gils said…
@thalai:

:D hehehe..nanri hai :D

@rt:

hehehe....nanri nanri :D
gils said…
@asha:

:)) holidaylaam tvdayaava aaitrukunga ..enna panrathu

@rammm:

:D :D
gils said…
@PK:

:) neengalum die hard vijay fana :D

@aa:

hehehe...thatta comingu :)

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