Gilgorithm of a lazy day :D

Step 1: Just open one ear to the tenth shriek of your name call from mom.

Step 2: Spend the next ten minutes contemplating should you open your eyes or not.

Step 3: Open one eyelid to pre-empt any projectile coming your way with anti-projectile shield (aka) pillow. (More applicable incase if you've sibling and if they get up before you in all this ruckus)

Step 4: If answer for step 3 is YES..spend the next half hour contemplating whether you need to go to office today or take off

Step 5: Previous step will continue all the way from bed to bathroom and back and before brushing teeth the all important decision of what reason should be texted to bunk office has to be taken (The all important assumption here being..like any positive person you would decide to take off. If you are the negative kind who give up easily on earthly pleasures you can enjoy on your day off then the pseudo code ends here for you).

Step 6: Promise mom that you would wind up finishing the tasks for next ten years today itself, though she would be bright enough to spot the lie, the usual bribe of a bear hug will see you through.

Step 7: Next step would be to decide the script for the SMS to be texted to office.

Step 8: Once all the above steps are done now comes the part of fulfilling the tasks.

Step 9: Take task 1. Before even you can begin the sweet aroma from kitchen will make you apparate to the dining table even before the dish completes the travel from kitchen to the table.

Step 10: This step goes through multiple iterations and is never quite complete till all the resources are compleeeeteeeely utilised.

Step 11: Contemplate on going back to step 9. Though the thought of revisiting step 10 is enticing its laced with potential risk of getting beaten by mom.

Step 12: One look at the forlorn pillow, the famous axiom of "Do, not what you can do tommorow, today" comes to rescue. Go to step 1.

Comments

TheUncanny said…
Proud of ya!!!!
TheUncanny said…
perfect ending to the gilgorithm!!!!
RS said…
Unga ammmavoda porumaiku oru koil thaan kattanum. Innum ungala vechi meikraangaley.....

Ipdilaamnu sollanumnu thoninaalum, gilgorithm romba tempting-a thaan irukuthu ;)
R-ambam said…
Nice ! but tell you what .. my busy day has a similar algorithmn :p
Ramesh said…
Me suspects that the gilgorithm will be completely different after a certain occurrence in gils' life. New gilgorithm as follows

- Tring Tring . Alarm goes off at 4.00 AM. Sprightly gils jumps off bed with great alacrity

- No time for coffee/tea/whatever. Gils straight to kitchen

- Next one hour; gils making lunch and dinner

- Tiffin boxes being packed up

- All of a sudden its bright outside. Gils maks bed coffee for Senora

- Gils wakes up Senora. Senora gives him gilgorithm treatment which gils had mastered in yester years.

- Bed coffee goes cold. Gils makes a fresh cup

- Senora texts bunking office. Gils runs helter skelter to catch bus/Tata Sumo/train/...........
RS said…
@Ramesh: Amen! Amen!!
lakshmi said…
hehe! fantastic!!
Anu said…
Gillgorithm, LOL! :D And ROTFL at Ramesh's comment :p
RS said…
Nice template Gilse!!
zeno said…
let me help in optimizing it
Step 1. step 2 loop it thru ;)
lostworld said…
Exactly what happens here too :) I hate the texting boss bit. It makes me so nervous ;) Oh & I like the title!
@Gils- loved it.. did it in B'lore this time
@Ramesh- awesome repartee..
@RS- ditto ur first comment..
Anonymous said…
Kalakareenga boss,ungalala mattum dhan mudiyum.
Ambulisamma.
gils said…
@uncanny:
:D :D :D naamellaam oray inam illaya :)

@athivasi:

:D :D athey athey :D

@Rambam:

aaha...neenga thaanaga enaku guru :)
gils said…
@thala:

ROTFL D: D: Chaancela thala..kalakteenga :) semma response

@kuruvi/lux/RS:

:)
gils said…
@athivasi:

nanni hai

@zeno:

avvvvvvvvvvvv.....thala..epdi thala ithelaam
gils said…
@lw:

u 2 same kuttai same mattai..wow :)

@ajcl:

aaahaaa...embuttu nal kazhichi vanthirukeenga
Avada Kedavra said…
Loved the gilgorithm :) But my mom is too clever :( She doesnt agree to any pleading. Just today I begged to take a day off and she still pushed me to office :(
Deekshanya said…
//even before the dish completes the travel from kitchen to the table.//

ULTIMATE!!! Beautiful template gils!

//through multiple iterations and is never quite complete till all the resources are compleeeeteeeely utilised.// ROTFL!!!!

awesome post!
usha said…
mothathula vetti-nu solla vareenga ;)
Veevi said…
EKSI!:P

unga amma pavam! :(

ipove enjoy panikonga! in another 10 yrs you'd get jealous looking at bachelors around! apo blog le read panni konjam thrupthi pattukalam!:)
chennaigirl said…
Enjoy till it lasts. Btw gilgorithm ellam ezhuthara alavukku oppeecela vettiya or bayangara form la irukeengala?
Anonymous said…
//But my mom is too clever :( She doesnt agree to any pleading. Just today I begged to take a day off and she still pushed me to office :(
//

izzzit...yo AK..no worries..i wl give u a refined one :D
Anonymous said…
@deeks:

danke :)

@kuttichaathaan:

naamaala apdithaanae baas..ithelaam vera thania sollanuma :)

@cg:

alo anniki aapiceku leavu.. :)
Anonymous said…
//in another 10 yrs you'd get jealous looking at bachelors around! apo blog le read panni konjam thrupthi pattukalam!:)//

in another 10 years!!! avvvvvvvvvvvv
BSK said…
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BSK said…
First things first: Super Template!

Gilgorithm superu.. indha loop'ku oru break statement irukanum.. maybe that "projectile coming your way" can serve that purpose.. :P
gils said…
yo bsk....engappu irukka ippo....aaalaaye kaanum
BSK said…
Naan Mumbai Maanagaruthula iruken.. :)

Thirumba blog pakkam Will be back.. be back.. back..

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