Step 1: Just open one ear to the tenth shriek of your name call from mom.
Step 2: Spend the next ten minutes contemplating should you open your eyes or not.
Step 3: Open one eyelid to pre-empt any projectile coming your way with anti-projectile shield (aka) pillow. (More applicable incase if you've sibling and if they get up before you in all this ruckus)
Step 4: If answer for step 3 is YES..spend the next half hour contemplating whether you need to go to office today or take off
Step 5: Previous step will continue all the way from bed to bathroom and back and before brushing teeth the all important decision of what reason should be texted to bunk office has to be taken (The all important assumption here being..like any positive person you would decide to take off. If you are the negative kind who give up easily on earthly pleasures you can enjoy on your day off then the pseudo code ends here for you).
Step 6: Promise mom that you would wind up finishing the tasks for next ten years today itself, though she would be bright enough to spot the lie, the usual bribe of a bear hug will see you through.
Step 7: Next step would be to decide the script for the SMS to be texted to office.
Step 8: Once all the above steps are done now comes the part of fulfilling the tasks.
Step 9: Take task 1. Before even you can begin the sweet aroma from kitchen will make you apparate to the dining table even before the dish completes the travel from kitchen to the table.
Step 10: This step goes through multiple iterations and is never quite complete till all the resources are compleeeeteeeely utilised.
Step 11: Contemplate on going back to step 9. Though the thought of revisiting step 10 is enticing its laced with potential risk of getting beaten by mom.
Step 12: One look at the forlorn pillow, the famous axiom of "Do, not what you can do tommorow, today" comes to rescue. Go to step 1.