Smile phulees..

"ok..ready..get..set..and STOP CLENCHING YOUR TEETH"
"huh..u dont give me that Hannibal lecter look..i will give it a better try..promise"
"hmm..ok..relax..deep breath..no tension..happy thoughts..think of your own stupid jokes"
"huh..that would make me remorse"
"ok..fine..here we go..say cheeeeeeees..Oh MY GOD..whats the matter with you..saying cheese doesnt add to your calories man..cant you ever smile?"

Ithey koothu thanga..oru oru thadavayum passport photo eduka porachaylam ithey imsai. I confess. I cant pose a smile. Athukaga Narasima rao mathiri ila. Me very very conscious while getting clicked. Whenever there is a need for a passport size foto i go for a new one. Atleast oru thadavayachum siricha mathiri varuthanu try panna. Oru oru thadavayum fotographer BP ethi vitathu than micham. When they say CHEESE i FREEZE. School ID cardla en pic patha apdiye thooku thandanaikaga wait paniturukara kaithi mathiri irukum (comment courtsey: class mates). Same with office id. My damager even went to the extent of commenting that i look menacing in that :( oru pacha pullya paathu ipdi soliputangalaynu oray pheelinga poachu..Intha comments imsaikagavay engayachum outing pona kuda group fotoku thaan nippen..solo stills no way :) me more comfortable behind the lens. Fotography rombbbaa ishtam. Aana costly hobbyngarathala oor sutha porachay thaan enakullara irukara rajeevan,pc sriramlam velila varuvanga.

Last week went to a Bank with my mom. Antha manager kita enga amma edho pesitrunthanga. Naan paatuka sivanaynu paraku pathukitrunthen. Antha aal etho document onnu kuduthu "Thambi itha xerox panikitu vaapa"nu sonar. I went..got it copied and came back. On the way home enga amma sonanga. That manager had asked "unga paiyan IT la vela pakarana?"
"aama en kekareenga?"
"ila..avara thambinu kooptathu kovam vanthiruchi nenakren"
!!! Intha kodumaiya naan enga poi solrathu. Firstu IT la irukaravangala thambi koopta kovam varuma?? apdinulam oru ennam avaruku iruntha athuku naan enna panrathu? elatha vida top ENNA PAATHU KOVAKKAARAANU solitar :( ithanaikum antha aal vayasanavarachaynu naanu kaiaya kaala katikitu ozhungu pullaya ninukitrunthen. To top it all enga amma sonathu thaan "un munjiye apdithaanda iruku..epo paru urrrrrnu iruka..konjam siricha enna poachu"

Avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv......mudialada saami.

Comments

Preethe said…
"oru pacha pullya paathu ipdi soliputangalaynu oray pheelinga poachu" ..ayyooo paavam

ungalukku camerophobia va illa smilophobia va?
mgnithi said…
//happy thoughts..think of your own stupid jokes
saying cheese doesnt add to your calories man//

:-)

//"un munjiye apdithaanda iruku..epo paru urrrrrnu iruka..konjam siricha enna poachu"
//

Ammavuma ungala damage pannanga.. achacho...

Passport fotos are my night mare..Romba naalaikku munnadi oru foto olunga vanthuthu.. so still athaye maintaining for what ever ids :-)
mgnithi said…
//ila..avara thambinu kooptathu kovam vanthiruchi nenakren//

thalai neenga ivalo periya kovakkararunu naan ninaikkave illa :-)
KK said…
Saga naan ungalukku appadiye opposite…. Most of the time eeee nu than irupen…
ur post reminds me of my ragging exp… in our college when we are in first year we are not supposed to smile or laugh when we are in the mess room… but naan sirika atha oru senior paarka... enakku punishment koduthaan... first year padikravangalam enna tooth paste use pannuraanganu oru list compile panni aduthanaale kondu vara sonnan... :(
Karthik said…
Neenga TR, JK Ritheesh, Jai Akash avanga padatha la adhikadi paakanum.. aapthaan eppavume siricha mogama irukum
gils said…
//ungalukku camerophobia va illa smilophobia va?//

naan thenali kamal mathiringa :D etha pathalum bayanthiruven

//Passport fotos are my night mare..Romba naalaikku munnadi oru foto olunga vanthuthu.. so still athaye maintaining for what ever ids :-)//

ada..enna othumai enna othumai..mr.nidhi..chanceleenga..me the same blud
gils said…
//thalai neenga ivalo periya kovakkararunu naan ninaikkave illa :-)//

kovama..naana...naana...grrrrr.....

//Most of the time eeee nu than irupen… //

:D unga profile pic pathele terituthay saga :D

//Neenga TR, JK Ritheesh, Jai Akash avanga padatha la adhikadi paakanum.. //

elo..en intha kolaveri
G3 said…
LOL :))))

//ENNA PAATHU KOVAKKAARAANU solitar //

Adhaanae.. oru kaamediyana paathu Kovakaararnu sonna... paarunga appa kooda avar kovapadaama.. avvvvvvvvvvv nu azha dhaan seyyaraar :P
G3 said…
@KK

//first year padikravangalam enna tooth paste use pannuraanganu oru list compile panni aduthanaale kondu vara sonnan... :(//

ROTFL :)))) Nalllllllllllllllllla velai dhaan :)
gils said…
//Adhaanae.. oru kaamediyana paathu Kovakaararnu sonna... //

aheemnga
Divyapriya said…
ஹீ, ஹீ…நீங்க ஒரு நரசிம்ம ராவா ;)


// When they say CHEESE i FREEZE.//


When I read this, I remembered one of my autograph entries, “எப்ப பாரு சிரிச்சிகிட்டே இருக்குற ஒரு ஜென்மம்ன்னா அது நீ தான்..” ஹா ஹா :-D பல விதங்களில், பல மனிதர்கள்

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