Jus for laughs

As usual Ram late coming. Kadupil mr.X.
"Yenda punctuala iruka kudathunu sathiyam pani vachitia? "
"Ur aanar..ithu abaandamaana kutrachaatu..ipolam naan pesarapo kuda comma, colon poatu solra alavuku punctuala irukenakum"
Vazhakkam pola "Ithelam enga urupdapoguthu" nu oru look vitutu "en late..ethachum kathai karanam vachirupiaye?"
"Kathai ilai ur aanar..oru kostin thaan en thamathathiruku karanam....enna kostinnu intha edathula neenga ketaaganum"
"kekaati solamaya iruka pora..sollithoalai"
"Kathirikaaiku englishla enna?"
"dei..."
"ada..tension agama solunga ur aanar"
"brinjal"
"athoda plural?"
"Brinjals"
"correct..urulai kezhanguku enna?"
"potato"
"plural?"
"potatoes..dei...udha vanga pora..ozhunga matterku va"
"seri seri..no kola veri...vendaikaaiku enna? itha matum solunga"
"ladys finger"
"ithoda plural lady fingersa ila ladies fingersa..ithaan en santhegam..yosichikitrunthathula time adicihi..athan late"
sontha selavula sooniyam vachikita epectla Mr.X nikka..Ram continues..
"onnu solren ketukunga..pottu vacha thaan athu "i" pottilaina athu "l"..ithaan life"
"deiii"
Mr.X ku veri eruvathai unaratha Ram..still continues
"Apostrophe evlo peria vaarthai..athu denote panra symbol aana parunga oray oru kodu thaan "'"..ithuvum life"
"dei..ipdilam unakku yaruda solli tharanga? enaku iniki rendula onnu therinjaganum"
"cha cha..ithelam i the own thinking.."
"apo yarum una thoondi udalangara"
"aama ur aanar"
"apo poatu thaakungada ivana..baduva..imsai thangala"
Arai mani neram gummiku piragu..
"emmadi..aathadi"nu munagi kitay Ram ezhunthu vara..meendum oru adi vizhunthathu.
"dei..ipo edthukuda adichenga.."
"ila lyrics padi..emadi athadi adutha line onnay onnu enaku thariadi nu varum athan"
"avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv"

P.S:Romba seriousa post poatu bore adichi poachu..athan bucking the pattern :) thirunthiteno nu yarum thappa nenachida kudathu ila.. :))