I am 16...goin on 14...

Are u ready to be an adult...intha kostina answer panrathuku munadi please answer the following...

1) are u willing to dip ur hand in a sink full of floating dirty water..wading into all leftover fud moving like small islands to locate the poatao or tamraind blocking the sink hole
2)are you ready to clean baby poo and nappy change
3)are you ready to manage 3 year olds crying their heart out creating scene in front of million other shop goers kicking and sprawling on the shop floor asking for anything from sausages to sanitary napkins without knowing what it is...
4)are you ready to face fellow shopper glares and let the earth-swallow-me-now moments when ur lovely kid pukes on the floor..
5)are you ready to take out your dog poo and throw it on ur own into the garbage bag..

well if the answer is yes for the above list..welcome to adult world..if its no for all of the above..well.. prepare yourself buddies...no wonder its a bad bad world out there..

My mom was shouting for me from kitchen..usually its other way round :D me shouting for fud fud and more fud frm outside kitchen...thats one room ver i rarely venture in other than for eating..i lazily went inside to see my mom struggling to clean the sink..she asked me to help her with the utensils which were cleaned.. to be kept seperately...one look at the sink i hardly went near that place..if looks could kill..hmm..evidently they didnt.. :) she told me they were the same fud grains and other edible things which i gluttoned down shamelessly just minutes back and carry same amount of nutrients and proteins and vitamins and are more cleaner than the mush sitting inside my tummy as she had rinsed and cleaned those things floating in the sink..though its irrefutabley strong argument i still couldnt bring myself anywhere near that place..same with my dad..whenever he hears his name being called from kitchen..he playes deaf..guess it applies to all men folks...once my dad was working on the flush in the toilet when the knob broke...huh...i dint even went near that place..rather even look at it...for folks staying alone and cooking...it might not sound a big thing...but unknowingly u have already stepped into adult land...so fellow makkas n makkis...kostin repeatu again :D are u ready to be an adult ;)


P.S:
Blatant plagiarismnu yarachum case podrathuku munaadi...here are the credits...naan adikadi quote panra Robert Fulghamoda booklenthu enna romba impress panna oru chaptera thaan ipdi ulta adicihi poatruken...it was a bit big..so konjam precis writing use panni surukiten..hope the point is conveyed :)

P.S.S:
Titlea pathuthum first para paathutum vera mari postunu thinkina me d not responsible..

Sat styleea trying:)

Moosic : Rotterdam - Beautiful South

Comments

G3 said…
Naenae pharshtu :-)))
G3 said…
Ello surutal mannar neer inga okkandhirukka sudradhu = G3 nu thapu thappa dictionary create pandraangalae namma makkals :-((
ippo ellarume G3 panna aarambichiteengala??
nammale samaichu, nammale clean panni ellame pazaki pochu.. athanala onnum perusa theriyala ..
Arunkumar said…
namma samachu namma clean panradhu irukke.. enna koduma kodi !!!
KK said…
ilaingyar vaazhkaila ithellam sadarnamappa :)
Wyvern said…
gils..answers for your 5 questions...u tell me whether iam an adult or not

1. use a big spoon or karandi

2. remember yow are married...let ur better half do it...thats why they are called better half...they are not lazy and selfish like you

3. give the baby a few drops of whiskey before going shopping

4. give ur fellow shopper 'the finger'

5. let your dog wander in your neighbor's compound...it will become his job
Sat said…
enna 10 varushathuku munna type panna posta romba late-a post pannreenga pola :P
irunga padichittu varen
Sat said…
enna gils...kalyana bayam vandhutta?...lol!
sari unga 5 questions...hmmm...sink kulla kai vittu tholavuradhu, bathroom blocked drains unblock panni clean panradhu...vacuum cleaner kulla adachi kitta dust mites edukuradhu...indha maari household velaila pala komatra vishayams undu...ellathayum naanga pannuvom, comes as a part of living on ur own...somtimes i use a pair of gloves....sometimes i am plain lazy to go fetch them and appadiye kaia vitruven..aparam 1 hour thechu thechu kayya kazhuvuven... :P
sometimes asingam paaka mudiyadhu...edhukum thayara irukanum!...eppadi...aanalum i still find tht axn x factor and who dares wins dares icky!
and baby potty...er...adhu konja kashtamana vishayam. adhuvum babies like my sis's kid that rubs it all over itself and the carpet, floor, anything in its vicinity...aiyo thaangadhu. i hold the kid at a safe distance from me and scream for help. as usual it's my mom's territory. seriously, i have a hard time trying not to puke!...and indha matha vishayams like minding kids in a public place...*sigh* being the youngest adult in the family, the responsibility of metchifying all these ara tickets by default enakku vandrum. so i dont think tht's an issue!...
Sat said…
Wyvern;
//remember yow are married...let ur better half do it...thats why they are called better half...they are not lazy and selfish like you//
adadadada....enna oru solution. me just wondering...if ur better half also says the same thing...what will be ur kid's condition?!...aiyo paavam...valandhu vandhu ungala kutha podhu lol!
gils said…
//Ello surutal mannar neer inga okkandhirukka sudradhu = G3 nu thapu thappa dictionary create //

:D :D nanga thaan credits corecta kuduthuroamla... :D

//ippo ellarume G3 panna aarambichiteengala??//

ROTFL :D cut g3 pastenau aakiteenga :D :D
gils said…
//nammale samaichu, nammale clean panni ellame pazaki pochu.. athanala onnum perusa theriyala //

athennamo sari thaan :D :D athunala thaan antha riskay edukarthila :D
gils said…
//namma samachu namma clean panradhu irukke.. enna koduma kodi //

kodi??? echuseme...

//ilaingyar vaazhkaila ithellam sadarnamappa :)//

iyangar vaazhkainu padichen firstu LOL :D ennada solarnu one nimit konpoosed
gils said…
//1. use a big spoon or karandi
hmmm...appovum ettalaina :D

//2. remember yow are married..//
nan antha clause sollavay ilayae :D read sat's reply...antha mari situationla ena panveenga

//let ur better half do it...thats why they are called better half//
avvvvvvv...enna oru explanation..kalkitel pongo..ungaaathula poorikattilam kedayatho?

//...they are not lazy and selfish like you//
ahem..ithu naan padikala :)

//3. give the baby a few drops of whiskey before going shopping//
ROTFL :D yeah yeah...

//4. give ur fellow shopper 'the finger'

avar kita kuduthutu naama ena panrathu aprum...hehehe...

//5. let your dog wander in your neighbor's compound...it will become his job
//

infact antha booklaiyum ithaan optiona potruntha..kalkareenga..bilkul sahi jawab
gils said…
//enna 10 varushathuku munna type panna posta romba late-a post pannreenga pola //

nakkalu...hmmm

//kalyana bayam vandhutta//
hmm..apdilaam ilayae...kai litea udharatathu avlo cleana theiryutho??

//sometimes i am plain lazy to go fetch them and appadiye kaia vitruven//
cheeee...next ungala paatha..vanakkam thaan..


//and indha matha vishayams like minding kids in a public place...*sigh* being the youngest adult in the family, the responsibility of metchifying all these ara tickets by default enakku vandrum. so i dont think tht's an issue!...
//

unga amma ungala meikarathay peria vishyam idula matha pisaasula jujubinu solaarangalaamay :D
gils said…
//if ur better half also says the same thing...what will be ur kid's condition?!...//
wyvern kid tavern kita irukum appo :D LOL
Wyvern said…
//if ur better half also says the same thing...//

Sat....ketka nalla than iruku...but, no women in her right mind is going to call me a better half

nadakarathai pathi pesunga madam...lol
Sat said…
edhu...enga amma ungalta appadi sonnangala...sir...adhu kk amma solli irupaanga :P
en amma enna pathi ippadi ellam solla mataanga...na evalo samathunu avanga thaan saatchi :)

wyvern;
//but, no women in her right mind is going to call me a better half//
thoda...ippadi solli escape agikalamnu paakureenga?!...naa enna sonen...unga better halfum adhaye sonnanu thaane keten....ur better half can even say 'vettiya thaana pozhuda kazhikira...clean pannu' ...appo enna seiveenga appo enna seiveenga :P
Sat said…
btw gils....en style try panni irukenu pottu irukeenga...tcha flatttterrring! :)
Padmapriya said…
//nammale samaichu, nammale clean panni ellame pazaki pochu.. athanala onnum perusa theriyala .. //
repeatu
KK said…
//sir...adhu kk amma solli irupaanga :P
en amma enna pathi ippadi ellam solla mataanga...na evalo samathunu avanga thaan saatchi :)//

Paavam unga amma... neenga car oturatha err... sorry tractor oturatha paarthu bhayanthu appadi solli irupaanga... :)

Unga chinna vayasu photo'lam vechu Calvin'ku potiya oru feminine version aarambika poratha paraavala pechu adipaduthu :P appadiya??? (With one appavi face)

Naan samathu'nu solla satchi'lam thevai illainga... (Rajini maathiri screen pakkama thirumbi oru smile oda...) neengale solluveenga :) avaluv nallavan...
KK said…
@wyvern - //ut, no women in her right mind is going to call me a better half//

Paathunga left mind'la appadi sollida poraanga... appuram karadiyo, gloves'o illai verum kaiyo... :P
KK said…
//iyangar vaazhkainu padichen firstu LOL :D ennada solarnu one nimit konpoosed//

Gils, iyengar appadina odane... ippo yenakku iyengar bakery Puffs nyavagam vanthuduchu... :(
Sat said…
KK;
Neenga enna build up koduthalum scene vittalum unga latchanam thaan unga profile pic paathale theriyudhe! :P
Harish said…
Enna maamu...ootula unakku ponnu paathutaangala :-)
gils said…
//ketka nalla than iruku...but, no women in her right mind is going to call me a better half//

LOL :D better halfnu koopdalana paravala..kudukaam paathukunga :D

//enga amma ungalta appadi sonnangala...sir...adhu kk amma solli irupaanga ://

y vambizhuthufyin kk...unga amma than sonanga...intha pullaya vachi meikarathukulla perum pada irukunu :D
gils said…
//'vettiya thaana pozhuda kazhikira...clean pannu' ...appo enna seiveenga appo enna seiveenga :P
//
haiyoo..chancela sat..enaku apdiye vinu chakravarthy sona mari kekuthu..aana unga munji thaan theriyuthu :D :D ungaluku VC voice soobera suiting :D
gils said…
//en style try panni irukenu pottu irukeenga...tcha flatttterrring! :) //

heheee...nalla irukarthu yar pannalum imitate panalam...athu sata irunthalum seri ;)

////nammale samaichu, nammale clean panni ellame pazaki pochu.. athanala onnum perusa theriyala .. //
repeatu //

avvvvvvvvv....unga kadami unarchiku oru alavay ilaya
gils said…
//Unga chinna vayasu photo'lam vechu Calvin'ku potiya oru feminine version aarambika poratha paraavala pechu adipaduthu//

feminine version??? LOL...idukaga Sat speciala oru ambassdor car vaangi..mrf tyre poatu namma mela etha poranga..saga..ushaar...
nan settai satnu inoru toon create aaidichinula nenachen :D
gils said…
//Naan samathu'nu solla satchi'lam thevai illainga... //
aathana..neenga paatuku paadikitu jollya irukeenga..ungala seendi paakaranga...thaanga maatanga...ungaluku inoru kural iruku..atha ketaa..NONDHURUVAANGA...kareeta saga :D
gils said…
//Paathunga left mind'la appadi sollida poraanga... //

muruga muruga....kaapaathupa..

//ippo yenakku iyengar bakery Puffs nyavagam vanthuduchu//

aiyangar puffs ilaina enna..marlboro lites puffidunga :D
gils said…
//Enna maamu...ootula unakku ponnu paathutaangala :-) //
cha cha..since many of u folks do self cooking intha postla iruntha matter avlova impress panalanu nenakaren..i dont..so i cudnt imagine me doing all these :) as for the baby part..huh...kashtam thaan
poonguzhali said…
yes sir!! illa chumma i'm entering de scene'nu solren!!

so ithellam senja u r in de adult world'nu arthama?! :O ithu theriyama nan pala varushangala senjutu iruken except for de kids' part!!
gils said…
dnt worry nee enna pannalum nee poonai than :D
ZaNYChiLD said…
hmmm.....paravalaye nalla thaan ezhuthureenga

semaya clean panuveenga pola unga roomah!!
srivats said…
ada paaavi...

andhey booka naan landmarkla - 350 kudhuthu vangi fulla padichutten i dont seemt to find anything related to cleaning wash basin/sink..
Pegasus said…
i wish i could freeze time.. it sucks to be an adult :(

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