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Vilaiyum Payir!!!

There is a cat, which I believe is a pet in some near by house, for it always has a tag around its neck. And semma “pushtiyaa” vera irukum.

Junior had named it as “mani” cat. He is slightly afraid to go near it as it is twice his size. But would keep biscuits for the cat from a distance, like bursting crackers with a mile long oodhuvathi.

This time, he was at his veera dheera best and went slightly closer to feed the cat. 

He wanted to share his conquest and achievement with everyone and was calling out for anyone who was within shouting distance. 

Finding his most important person, mom, missing Junior was running around the house searching for his mom. 

She called out for him from Kitchen.

Since he couldn’t hear her clearly, he kept running across the hall asking which room.

Paya pulla paavamaachay nu I said 

“Dei Kitchen enga irukunu unaku theriyatha..which room nu suthitruka”

“Enakku Kitchen enga irukunu theriyumpa..amma enga nu than therila”

Intha bulb vaanginaprumachum summa irunthrukanum..namakku than bulb vaangarathu pazhagi pona matteraachay!!

I thought of scaring him as he was explaining his paraakram seyal of feeding the “mani” cat and silently went behind him.

I made the typical Rakshas pose of hands held aloft like claws and did the mime.

He gave me a weird look and said “I asked which room..nee en “witch” mathiri panra”

Wifey was laughing like anything and said “at last badil mokkai poda oru aal vanthachu”!!!

Enna oru villa thanam!!!!!

Comments

Ramesh said…
Ha Ha Ha. You have met your match in mokkai. Beware Gilsu - your throne is under serious threat :):)
Savitha said…
Pulikku pirandhadhu, puliyaavey irukuthu :)

Mokka mannan Gilsu - vaazhga, vaazhga!

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