“Dei Ram..keezha paaru..athennada anga anga..karuppa… round shape la irukku? Namma oorla maadulaam karuppu colour la thaan saani podutha?” asked Anil
“Aama veyil jaasthi athaan…podaangu…pudhusa road potrukaangada.” replied Ram.
“Konjama thaar potrukaanga sollu..road potrukaangannu sollatha. Ennada ithu thammathundu thaar sinthi iruku..idha poi road nu solra!!”
“Corporationa solliyum kutham illada…night time la than road poda varaanga. Makkal ellarum road a parking lot pola use panni vandilaam velila niruthina..avanga epdi road poda mudiyum. Adhaan…vandi niruthinathu poga engalam edam iruko anga mattum road podranga!!”
“Idhu uchakatta kodumaida. Roaduku macham vacha pola iruku paatha, andha macham thaan road nu solra.”
“Idhula mazhai vandha thanni thengama enna pannum. Appo kooda paaru..water wash selavu micham nu vandilam velila niruthitu poiduvanga”
“Ipolam risk edukarathilla. Mazhai vellam vanthu vandiye kaanama poiduthu. Singaara Chennai Sink aagara Chennai aaitu varuthu”
“Nammakku adichirukara jackpot amount vachu..naalu road vaangarom. Nalla repair panrom. Apdiye CM aagi aatchiya pudikaraom”
“Aatchiya pudikaratha…Aacchi masala packet kooda pudika mudiyathu. Enda dei..andha packagela evlo kaasu irukunu innum count kooda pannala. Adhukulla nayagan kamal pola, naalu road vaanganum..naalu veedu vaaganum nu. Apdiye road poata corporation councillora vena aagalam. CM aaga national highway levelku selavu pananum”
“Ippo intha kaasu vachu edachum pannanumay. Solrathukilla..adutha demonizationla currencylaam sellathu..inimay barter system thaan nu sonnalum solla vaipiruku”
“Adhu demonetization..demonization illa”
“Rendum onnu thaan..idha selavu panna idea kudra”
“Aama ivaru Arunachalam padam Rajini…selavu panna ideavaam. EMI kattina micham irukuma paaru moodhevi. Naama edhuku kelambinom ipo enna panitrukom nu konjamachum yosikarana paaru”
“Aaamala..sorryda. Konjam unarchi vasa patuten. Kaasu vandhadhum dead body sivaramana maranthay poitten. Andha chinna paiyan, mootaila iruntha panam epdi ponam aachu nu oray confuse aagitrupaan”
“Dei..adhukum munnala konjam rewind pannu..Priya nu oru Jeevan pala posta kaanala..adha pathi konjamachum yosikrana paaru!!!”
“Aiayaioo…adha maranthay poiteene…Priyaaa”
“Moodevi..number dial pannama evlo decibella nee kathinaalum phonela Priyaku kekaathu..”
“Aaamala..oru pathatathula maranthuten….konjam pakkathula iruda..moral support ku”
“Lover kita phonela pesa moral support keta mudhal aal nee thaanda…kashtakaalam”
Meanwhile…
“Boss…neengala?? Moota katra avasarathula ungalayum vachu parcel panitena?? Idhula iruntha money enga poachu? Vara vazhila eduthu selavu paniteengala?”
“Adei…nee endha money pathi solra?”
“Neenga thaana safea vaikka soneenga..Manikam kittenthu badhrama. Andha money thaan”
“Aaaaaahhhhhhh….haiyo..nenju valikuthay..motha panamum poacha?” Sivaraman faints
“Aiaio..boss mayangitaaray..ipo enna panrathu..kan muzhichathum panatha kaanumnu kovapaduvaaru..silenta escape aagidalam”
Sivaraman sits up erect..“Adai Albert..asanja adichay kondruven..vitta kaasa epdi pudikarathu..Manikam kitta maatama epdi escape agarathu…apdinu ozhunga kooda ukkanthu yosi.”
“Sure boss..vaanga en veetuku pogalam. Ungalukum konjam safetya irukum. Thalaimaraiva irukalam”
They both slowly walk to Albert’s house.
“Irunga boss..TV podren..konjam relax pannikunga. Naan pakkathula kadaila poitu kudika Tea vaangitu varen”
“Apdiye tiffen edachum vaangitu vaa..kola pasi”
Sivaraman switches ON the TV. “Kaasethaan kadavulada” movie is playing on KTV.
“hmm…kaasu thaan kadavul nu KTV laye solraan…ennoda kadavula kadathitu poitaangalay..epdi recover panrathu” nu deep thinking la sivaraman irukarapo…bulb flashes.
“Idea….adei Albert…” jumps Sivaraman with vigor and joy.
Comments
Nice to see that at least the name Priya has resurfaced after 2 million years. Maybe Gilsu has signed a new contract with some upcoming star and therefore can resurrect the character. Rumour has it that Gils's preoccupation with Priya was irksome to a certain lady we know and she insisted that Gilsu fire her :):)
I strongly recommend that Gilsu hand over the "kathai vachanam direction" of this serial to Junior.