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Ithula Yaar paavam :D

P.S: Got this as a fwd..nice read


He
in office, receives a call
She: Hello
He: Yes
She: Enna aachu un voice kku? Yaaravadhu kazhutha nerichitaaLa?
He: Err. Who is this?
She: Enna thimira? Yen voice kooda maRandhu poacha
He: Err. Illaye. It sounds very different
She: Seri. Saaingalam seekram vandhudu. Kalayanathukku poganum
He: Koramangala dhaane. It hardly takes 10 minutes from our house
She: Suththam. Kalyanam utharahalli la
He: Huh? Naan invitation la koramangala dhaane parthen.
She: Adi vaanga pore. I am having the invitation in hand. Seekram varaati Priya konnuduva
He: Priya yaaru?
She: Enna aachu unakku. En friend Priya kalyanathukku dhaane poarom
He: En chithappa payyan Karthik kalyanathukku dhaane poarom!!
She: Extn 2631?
He: Sorry this is 2361
She: Sorry. Bye!
(Now our He calls his She on her mobile narrates the incident and starts laughing)
She: Sirikaadha. Thimiru pudichavane
He: What?
She: Yen voice kooda theriyaama eva koodavo ivlo neram pesi irukke!
He: Hey. Ava dhaan call pannina. What can I do?
She: Call pannina seri. Ivlo neram pesanuma? Kural kaetta udane identify panni irukka vendaam wrong number nu? Panradhayum pannitu ippadi sirikkare. Vekkama illai?
He: Hey. Naan busy aa irundhen. Gavanikkalai. Relax
She: Oh. Appo ayya busy aa irundha, enakkum maththa ponnungalukkum vidhyasam theiryadhu illa?
He: Hey!
She: Saaingalam pesikkaren un kitta. Bye!
He: kovam illai la
She: Naan kova pattu enna aagaradhu. Vakkaren ippo. Bye
(Click)
(Meanwhile the wrong number She calls her He, and narrates the incident)
He starts laughing.
She: Sirikaadha. Maanam poachu
He: He he
She: Ellam unnaala dhaan
He: What? Naan enna pannen?
She: Phone panren sonne la. You forgot. Nee mattum phone panni irundhaa indha madhiri aagi irukaadhu
He: Err. I was about to call you. Manager came here. Pesindu irundhena
She: Edavadhu kadhai sollu. I am feeling very bad. Cha!
He: Come on. Chinna vishayam. Sirichittu vittudanum
She: Unakku ellame chinna vishayam. Inimela naan unakku phone pannave poradhu illai
He: Hey hey. Please please.
She: Evening pesalaam. Seekram vaaa. Late pannadhe. Bye
He: Hey. Are you ok?
She: Not ok nnu sonna enna pannuve, ok nnu sonna pannuve!
He: Err. Ok nu sonna velai continue pannuven. Not ok sonna, innum konja neram pesuven
She: Appo naan not ok aa irundhaa dhaan pesuviya?
He: !!!!!!
She: Ennavo. Seri. Nee velaya paaru. I have a call now. Mudichitu naan aathuku podiuven. Seekram vaa. Bye
He: bye! And sorry!
She: Its ok. Bye  

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Comments

Ramya Ramani said…
Gils,

I think I have read this in one of the Popular Blogger Ferrari-Prabhu's Page. His "He-She" series is very popular. Of Course I am a great fan of all his posts :)

Do check out : http://prabhukrish.net
Priya said…
Thala suthudhu boss:)) Onnumey puriyaley indha ulagathila....
Priya said…
Gayu dhaney first comment eppavum. Enga aala kanom:(
ஆண்குலம் தான் ;)

இதுல டவுட் வேà®± இருக்கா உங்களுக்கு ;)
Lancelot said…
@ Gils anna

me the first...

intha pombalaingalae ippadithan kuthunga ejamaan kuthunga...
G3 said…
:)))))))))))

No comments :))

@Pria,

Vara vara gils post potta notification kuduka maatengarar.. adhaan missing 1st comments :(((
Vidya Natarajan said…
will come back and read!
And I tagged you too
Chk my blog :)
R-ambam said…
ithula yaarum paavam illa..as usual naanga thaan paavam.
Anonymous said…
Idhan moolam neenga solla varum karuthu ennavo??

HE HE HE nu sirikalaamnu vandhen

kada kulappi SHE SHE SHE (CHEI CHEI) solra maadhiri aayidiche!!!


:P
gils said…
@rums:
naanum padichiruken avar postslam :) nalarukum

@pria:
:D :D ungalukay purilana epdi
g3 sapda poitaanga :D cycle gapla rums poonthutaanga :D kareeta ggg
gils said…
@siva:
athey athey..kareeta sonnel

@lancy:
:D:D athey athey :D :D

@g3:
no tifen solitu noruki theeni sapda poitu notify pannala sonna epdi :D
gils said…
@zany:
tag poataachu poatachu

@rambam:
hey vanga vanga..rombaaaaaa naal kazhichi vareenga pola
gils said…
@karu:
thoppi thoppi :D :D :D
Anonymous said…
nala eruku: i enjoyed ! & unga blog la pidichathu nenga tamil la english leters la elutharthu than:D !!
Vidya Natarajan said…
pathuten pathuten :))
Vidya Natarajan said…
jeez, seri mokkais :PPP

she called wrong he, so wrong he called the right she, and both she was not ok now :)
gils said…
elam ok..yar pavam solalye :D
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sri said…
Super da. Everytime its the guy who has to say sorry he he..

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