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I do solemnly swear

Titlea pathitu padhavi pramaanamnu thinkaatheenga...swearing in ceremony ellam swear words ceremony aagitu irukaratha paathu oru post podalaamnu decidi poatathay ithu... Interesting phrase.."I do solemnly swear..." infact..i dont..well..mostly dont..unless i am at the shuttle court n playing...semmozhi sorkkal mothamaagavum sillaraiyaagavum kedaikum idam ethuna play fielda thaan irukanum...OH my..u can easily enrich your vocabulary of these "special words"...that too from a variety of languages...ok..to the point. kostin for u folks..do u swear? never? freaquently? does it bother you to know what others might think to hear u uttering profanities one after other..? do you ever feel bad about it or have any scruples on using them? school daysla there used to be a gang who where solely responsible for enlightening the meek things on the mganitude of each of those "special words"...they were the know-all's who had the wisdom far beyond the grasp of mortals like us...god only knew from where they picked the words and their meanings (later realised they were mostly cooked up) ...words carried lot more weight at that time i guess...particularly in my section :D NO-FIRST-USE was a mutual unwritten agreement..there used to be gossips on which is the latest word and who was telling it to whom :) oh my..what fun..harmless harmless...(u've got mail paatha epect..kandukapdaathu :) ) those who actually use the words were seen like negative role donned heroes..seiya mudiyatha edho velaya saadhichavanga mari oru bandhavoda thaan antha pasanga suthuvanga....padikara vaayala intha wordslaam sonna padipu varathunu solitu oru anti gang irukum...oru thadava villain gang cornered one guy from the anti-bad words gang....they ordered that guy to tell a word starting with F ending with K..intha paiyan moonji veluthu poi verthuruchu...he was very embarassed...."enda..Firetruck word kelvi patathilaya...athu solla en ivlo scene"nu soli kalaaichitu anupitaanga...kooda iruntha makkalaam vizhunthu porandu sirichikitrunthichi...ipo kuda avana engachum paatha firetrucknu thaan makkal koopduvanga....Enga kuda shuttle aadra paiyan oruthan...he always used to shout FISH after missing a shot...when we asked him the reason..avan kita yaro (read GF) sonaangalam...dont use the swear wordnu..."i do solemnly swear that i wouldnt swear"nu oath eduthirupaano :) may be.. :)

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Wyvern said…
//they were the know-all's who had the wisdom far beyond the grasp of mortals like us//

me..me...thats me. We knew all bad words in Tamil and English in school itself. Thats the one think Iam proud off. Thank you Gils for honoring those guys in your blog...we have never been recoganised for our social work...

I was introduced to f**k in 6th std by an Anglo Indian guy.



//anti-bad words gang//
Wyvern said…
//anti-bad words gang//

yup...i remember those guys....In my school they were called as 'paalvadi' or 'Thair satham'.

But normally those guys will be in the first bench and will always be in the first 5 ranks...They all are probably Doctors right now
KK said…
Who does'nt swear?? Everyone does... athu yenna mayamo theriyala swear pannum bothu mattum naan peter heinz aagiduren... ore english vaarthainga than varum...
Well these days I swear only at myself... once there was a interesting incident... while playing basketball, when I was frustrated with myself I said "What the" loud... and the coach on the next court heard it and thot I was swearing in tamil and blasted me and made me sit outside for the rest of the practice...
Anonymous said…
i swear, everyone swears :)
Anonymous said…
seri neenga yaaru?? anda firetruck payyana?? illa GF ku sathyam pannikuduthavana?
mgnithi said…
//semmozhi sorkkal mothamaagavum sillaraiyaagavum kedaikum idam ethuna play fielda thaan irukanum//

Kareetu pa..

Neenga anti-bad words ganga?
villain ganga? (nallavara? kettavara? nu padikka koodathu)
Sat said…
Swear???...I effing don't swear...And I am bloody proud of that! I dont F-ing get what people get mouthing all that sh*t!...Someone tells me profanity is the strangest way of expressing something...strongest my beep!...Plain bullshitt*n me.
:)
gils said…
first oru appalogy....remmmmmmbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaa postskaprum en postsla vara commentsku me d replying...porumiya michathukum reply poturen :)
gils said…
//me..me...thats me///
u one gang leadernu sollamaye theriyuthu :D :D
//I was introduced to f**k in 6th std by an Anglo Indian guy.
//
wow....avlo chinna vayasulaye(?) ungaluku gyanam kedaichacha...hmm...alpha romeo beta deltanu airforcekaranga mari..code word use panikitruntha time athu :D :D
gils said…
//my school they were called as 'paalvadi' or 'Thair satham'.
//
thayirsadam is global definition 4 such char.

@kk:
//peter heinz aagiduren... ore english vaarthainga than varum...
//
tamizhla thitina rosam vanthirumla...u barrenlandnu solrathukum.. atheye tamizhla solrathukum lotsa diff ya..hey watya.. :D
gils said…
//coach on the next court heard it and thot I was swearing in tamil and blasted me//

ROTFL...ithu chancela... :D :D sit outside of practicea...saga magic jhonson competition valukuthay :)

//seri neenga yaaru?? anda firetruck payyana?? illa GF ku sathyam pannikuduthavana?//

rendum ila..raggin panna gumbal :D :D
gils said…
//Swear???...I effing don't swear...//
ROTFL...intha post podrachay ungala nenachukitu thaan postinen.. :) unga arunchorporul therama oor olagathukay theriyum pola :D
KK said…
//Swear???...I effing don't swear...And I am bloody proud of that! I dont F-ing get what people get mouthing all that sh*t!...Someone tells me profanity is the strangest way of expressing something...strongest my beep!...Plain bullshitt*n me.//

sat, avaluv thaana??? illai mazhai penji onja eppect'a irunthuchu athan ketan :D
ACE !! said…
//anti-bad words gang//

you mean fruits?? (ithulaye neraya different category irukku, fruit, fruit basket, fruit shop, orchid... )
ACE !! said…
//when I was frustrated with myself I said "What the" loud... and the coach on the next court heard it and thot I was swearing in tamil //

ROFTL :D :D saga chanc-e illa.. college-la eppavum itha initiala pottu thaan pesuvom :D :D
ACE !! said…
//illai mazhai penji onja eppect'a irunthuchu athan ketan :D
//

puyal, idiyudan koodiya balatha mazhai :D :D
gils said…
//you mean fruits?? (ithulaye neraya different category irukku, fruit, fruit basket, fruit shop, orchid... )//
poova poonum solallam..puipamnu sollalaam :D neenga solra mariyum solalalam :D :D
gils said…
//sat, avaluv thaana??? illai mazhai penji onja eppect'a irunthuchu athan ketan :D //

ROTFL :D :D
>>Enga kuda shuttle aadra paiyan oruthan...he always used to shout FISH after missing a shot...when we asked him the reason

aaha pazhaiya nyabagamsss... :D, naan sh*t solla koodathunnu chinna vayasula fishhhh nu sollitu irupaen :D, Gf lam sollala, engamma sonnanga...ketta vaarthai pesatheda nu.... :D
Raji said…
Naan romba nalla ponnu pa..No bad words ..
KK said…
//Gf lam sollala, engamma sonnanga...ketta vaarthai pesatheda nu.... :D//

@RS - Nambitom nambitom :D
KK said…
//Naan romba nalla ponnu pa..No bad words ..//

@Raji - Neenga sonnathayum nambitom nambitom :D
Anonymous said…
//Gf lam sollala, engamma sonnanga...ketta vaarthai pesatheda nu.... //

nambitoam nambitoam... ;)

//Naan romba nalla ponnu pa///

idhu enna thalaippu seithiya..
Bharani said…
sathiyama edho solla vareenga......ennanu dhaan velangala....
Bharani said…
adhaan oru quarter adichitu kupara paduthukaren ;)
Anonymous said…
wondered if people really do care abt this thing!! nice to see this post... good writing!!
Sat said…
//sat, avaluv thaana??? illai mazhai penji onja eppect'a irunthuchu athan ketan :D //
naa enna sonnen?
eppo sonne?
iduku munnadi yaaro Sat-nu comment pottu irukaanga...adhu naa illiye!
avanga en shut-la u-ku badhila asterix pottu irukaanga? innum enenemo solraanga unnume puriyaliye!!!...anegama en doppelganger-a irukumo?
Raji said…
@KK
//Neenga sonnathayum nambitom nambitom :D//

Apada nambiteengala ...
gils said…
//adhaan oru quarter adichitu kupara paduthukaren ;) //
thala idukellam oru saaku venuma enna..osamaku odambu sarilainalum booja poatra veera inathavarachay neenga

@theesha:

velgum velgum..bhirsthu time vareenga nenakaren...unga per epdi koopdrathu..the esha? or thee sha? :D

@sat:
Aiyo saami..dopple gangera...onnutha vachitay imsai thaangala..idhula inona...thaangathuda saami...
gils said…
//Apada nambiteengala ...//

@raji:
neenga oru mega kedinu thella thelivaaga theriyuthunu kk sonnar..athai nambitoamnu v vazhimozhinjified :D

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