A Grimm Hairy tale..

"enanda thalai idhu..po mudalla hair cut panikitu vaa...inum vita kaala thaduka poguthu..."
"poamma..unakku vera velaye ila..ipo thaana haricut panikiten..."
"adapavi...pongal mudinju puduvarushamay vanthachu...nee poria ilaa nanay cut pani vidata.."
"ipo ithaama fashion..."
"manaangatti..poda mudhalla..."
...
"ennada ithu...apdiye thirumba vanthiruka....saloon leavea?"
"amma..ithu aanalum too much...un imsai thaangama thaan summer cut panitu vanthiruken.."
"ennamo poi thola...seekram kulichitu vaa.."

"Ennada ithu..ipdi pisiru pisira nikkuthu...nalla ennaiya poatu ooru...mullampanri mari iruka"
"aiyo amma...unna satisfy pananvay mudiyathu..aala vidu..naan office poren"

At office..

"Machi...nethu Star moviesla Hell Raiser padam poataanda.."
"dei..ena nakkala.."
"ila machi..un thalaya paatha udanay antha aani thala pei nyabagam vanthichi..." followed by roaring laughter...
"maganay..inoru thadava thaliaya pathi pesina ..mundama thaan alaiva jaakratha"
"ADHUUUUUUUUUUU...sollama vitutada "

"Morning mam.."
"ha..etho maranthiteneynu nenachen...stationery gaali...enaku safety pins vaanganum....poi vangitu varen..."
"en thalaya paatha udanay than ungalauku ithu nyabgam varanuma.."
Unable to control her laughter anymore she rushed to the admin desk..giggling uncontrollably..

Lunch time...
"grrrrrrrrrrrrr........cha.ellam intha ammavaala vantha venai...summa kedanthavanai poi..."
"machi...dnt worryda..you are like jack fruit...outer sidela mulla irunthalum...."
even before he could complete..peal of laughter broke out and everyone were rolling around laafing..

"Hey i know the truth...yesterday wen he turned up late for the party..she said she is going to crucify him... i never knew she meant it literally..."
"machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."
"stop it stop it..stop it..." and he ran away from that place.. with sounds of "eva ava..." following him...

He decided and next day he went to office with his head fully tonsured..
Suddenly a paper ball came and banged on his head..
"Wow..this is bouncier than wankhade pitchda...".......
"Real estate vikkara velaila..ivlo area freeya vachirukiyeapa..evanaachum construction kambeni kaaran paatha plot poatu vithuraporan..."......
"dei..light kizha ukarathada..high beam poata mari iruku...".........
"head light off pannuda".......
"mandaila french beard vacha oray aalu nee thaanda..."


Hair..You cant live with it..you cant live without it.....

P.S:
I have the same barber for the past 13years..naan iskool porachay epdi vetinaro inikum apdi thaan veti udarar..athoda epectay intha post :)

Comments

Padmapriya said…
Hyyiiaa me the first!!!
Padmapriya said…
Total ROTFL gils :)
Padmapriya said…
//...inum vita kaala thaduka poguthu..."//
enna oil use pannareenga??
Padmapriya said…
//ila machi..un thalaya paatha udanay antha aani thala pei nyabagam vanthichi..//
naa paathathilla..unga boto onnu potirkalaamla :( cha..
Padmapriya said…
//"Hey i know the truth...yesterday wen he turned up late for the party..she said she is going to crucify him... i never knew she meant it literally..."
"machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."//

LOL :)

//"Wow..this is bouncier than wankhade pitchda...".......//
innoru LOL :)
Padmapriya said…
enna tharamndradhu unga choice!! :) :)
Heidi Kris said…
Hey i know the truth...yesterday wen he turned up late for the party..she said she is going to crucify him... i never knew she meant it literally..."
"machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."


Aha! maatikitengala?? yaar anda ammani?? ipo mariyadhaiya solidenga? unga postellam oru maargamave varumbodhe sandhega pattom :P

"Wow..this is bouncier than wankhade pitchda..."

Pitch report - Nachunu iruku :-)
Heidi Kris said…
technically me the second :D veyiluku jillunu oru cornetto anupidenga :D
Bharani said…
//I have the same barber for the past 13years..naan iskool porachay epdi vetinaro inikum apdi thaan veti udarar//.....poi solladheenga.....pona appadiye kayala pudingi vituduvaaru....enga vetradhuku iruku :)
G3 said…
ROTFL :-)))

Idhellam pazhaya kadhaya??? latest stage enna? unga damager rubberband vaangi tharennu sonnangalae ungalukku vaangi kuduthutaangala :-)))
G3 said…
//"Hey i know the truth...yesterday wen he turned up late for the party..she said she is going to crucify him... i never knew she meant it literally..."//

Me too same qn.. yaaro??? avar yaaro??? :P
G3 said…
//Suddenly a paper ball came and banged on his head..
"Wow..this is bouncier than wankhade pitchda...".......//

ROTFL :-))) andha photo edhaavadhu irundha konjam posti irukkalaamae sample-ukku.. so that adha vechi ini katta pora pitchaiyaavadhu correcta katta usefulla irukkum :P
G3 said…
//"Real estate vikkara velaila..ivlo area freeya vachirukiyeapa..evanaachum construction kambeni kaaran paatha plot poatu vithuraporan..."......//

ROTFL :-)))


//Hair..You cant live with it..you cant live without it.....//

Idhula thathuvam veraya :-))
G3 said…
//I have the same barber for the past 13years..//

Paavam avar.. 13 varushaama andha vanangaa mudiya ozhunga vetta try panni avar professional vaazhkai veena pogudhu pola :-))))

rounda 15 :-)))
mgnithi said…
//machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."
//

//"Wow..this is bouncier than wankhade pitchda...".......
//
//mandaila french beard vacha oray aalu nee thaanda...//

//head light off pannuda".......
//

ROTFL gils...
Wyvern said…
lmao

//Ennada ithu..ipdi pisiru pisira nikkuthu...nalla ennaiya poatu ooru//

intha ammanga thola thanga mudiala sami...

//"ha..etho maranthiteneynu nenachen...stationery gaali...enaku safety pins vaanganum....poi vangitu varen..."//

ithu soobero sooberu. light'a adichalum nachunu adicahanga unga mam
Harish said…
Saavadichutta maapu....
btw...enakkum kuchi mudi daan :D
KK said…
//"ennada ithu...apdiye thirumba vanthiruka....saloon leavea?"
"amma..ithu aanalum too much...un imsai thaangama thaan summer cut panitu//
Ithu yenga veetla yepothume nadakum... yenga appa than yenakku rescue ku varuvaar :)
Arunkumar said…
ROTFL post again :)
Marutham said…
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!
Oru nick name kedachuduchuuuuuuuuuuuu :D
Ayyaaaaaaaa..... Ini ena otina naanum ODA ODA Ottuven :P

LOL!!
Enga poi apdi oru hairciut?? :P Porcupine barbers :P??
Looks like some one had a BAD HAIR DAY!! But avlo pathetic'ava irundhuchu..elarukum enanavo gnabgam vara alavu?? :P ROTFL!!
//"machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."//
ROTFL'O'ROTFL!!
Hayo hayo... Me the take rest :P Remba sirichuten :D
Kittu said…
"enanda thalai idhu..po mudalla hair cut panikitu vaa...inum vita kaala thaduka poguthu..."

engamma dialogue um idhaan

hair, can't live with it, can't live without it.
aaaaaaaaha, enna thathuvam enna thathuvam.
-Kittu maama
Sat said…
aaahh....what a hair raising post :P
adhuku thaan solradhu...the worst place to fall asleep is under a barber's scissors...yaaru sonnanu kekureengala...naa than :P
so nejama ippa motta thalaya suthyfying huh?...b'lore la veiyil jasti ayirukume?...unga thalailendhu vara flash thaangama!
Sat said…
//"machi apo kuda..aani velila theriyara mari epdida adicha..."//
ROTFL...suber!
golmaalgopal said…
hiya gils...vazhakkam pola range postu... :))

13 yrs same barber... :) mee too brutus ...
gils said…
@ettayapurathammaiyar:
pudinga oru vanila milksake parcel..chilllu poi sooderathukula kudichiunga :)

//enna oil use pannareenga??//
petrol...u 2 vanna use? :D

//naa paathathilla..unga boto onnu potirkalaamla :( cha.. //

potrupen..aaana blogspot paaamn vituten
gils said…
//Aha! maatikitengala?? yaar anda ammani//coffe andala uzhunthaprum unga moola rangea vela panuthu :)

//veyiluku jillunu oru cornetto anupidenga ://
LOL sure sure
gils said…
//.....poi solladheenga.....pona appadiye kayala pudingi vituduvaaru....enga vetradhuku iruku //
angayu apdithan pola..rasicchi solirukeenga :D
gils said…
//unga damager rubberband vaangi tharennu sonnangalae ungalukku vaangi kuduthutaangala //

unga memorya enananu solrathu!!!

/yaaro??? avar yaaro//
athaan me to echoin same kostin..yaro aval yaro
gils said…
/katta pora pitchaiyaavadhu correcta katta usefulla irukkum :P //
onum theva illa ...veveveeve...huh..maruthu kuda overa chaterenu ninakren :d
gils said…
//13 varushaama andha vanangaa mudiya ozhunga vetta try panni avar professional vaazhkai veena pogudhu pola //

athenamo sarithaan..intha vvangamudi title neria per kuduthatchu :D
gils said…
mgndihi:
:Danga epdi?same story?

wyvern:
inum appa solrathellam podala!!! eppadiyov...
//ithu soobero sooberu. light'a adichalum nachunu adicahanga unga mam//
avanga inum vera koothelaam adichaanga..chk g3 comment :(
gils said…
///enakkum kuchi mudi daan :D //
kambenikaachu..danku saga :D

//yenga appa than yenakku rescue ku varuvaar :) //
ungalukachum paravala saga..enaku main aapay aapakitenthuthan :(

@arun:
enna remba nala unga post onum kaanum??lota aanis?
gils said…
//Oru nick name kedachuduchuuuuuuuuuuuu :D
//
erudu..eduvanalum msg panisolu..inga venam :D

//Porcupine barbers :P??
//
idhu kuda nalla than iruku..aana antha kadai per vel murugansaloon :D
gils said…
//Looks like some one had a BAD HAIR DAY!! But avlo pathetic'ava irundhuchu..elarukum enanavo gnabgam vara alavu?? :P ROTFL!!
//
solla mata..hmm..samayathula..enkay kai aricha sorinjika vasthya sharpa irukum apo pathuka :D
gils said…
//engamma dialogue um idhaan
//
hiiiii..kittu mama..vanga vanga..oor poi senthacha..soober...angayu same bluda :D gud gud..maami epdi iruakanga..kutis epdi iruku

//aaaaaaaaha, enna thathuvam enna thathuvam.
//
hehehe..thata comingu :D
gils said…
//....what a hair raising post //
enada inum kanumaynu paathen :D

//yaaru sonnanu kekureengala...naa than//
yarumay kekala.yar sonanu...ellam oru velambaram..hmmm...

//unga thalailendhu vara flash thaangama!
//
echuseme..my head full covered..no lite reflectin..athu nanga mathavangala pathu adikara comemnta enaku nadantha mari potruken :D
gils said…
//13 yrs same barber... :) mee too brutus ... /

vanga golmal saar :D angaiyuma..soober
Janani said…
Hey tht was sweet story. Neenga supera story screen play ezhuthureenga.
srivats said…
had a good laugh! :)

Popular posts from this blog

Remo - Movie review

Chennai-28 part 2- boys are back

Iraivi