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Kolai Kolaiya munthirikka - 2

Time: 1.30 AM
Venue: Vasantham apartments

“intha dead body a Ippo ennada panrathu” asked Ram
“panrathelam pannitu enna kelu” snapped Anil
“Ennada ennamo naanay kola panna mathiri pesara”
“Pinna antha aalay kazhutha nerichikitu suicide panitara”
“Enna ketta”
“Konnuduven..cha..paaru un kuda irunthu unna polavay en thoughtsum maaruthu..inniyoda un sagavasam cut”
“Dei…please da..nambuda..sathiyama naan kola pannalada”
“Appo intha dead body epdi inga vanthuchu”
“Vanthapo uyir irunthirukum..apruma mandaiya potrupaan”
“Mandaiya potana illa nee mandaila poatu anthaala poatu thallitia”
“Ennada logic ay ilama pesara..naan edhuku intha aala kola pananum”
“Enna ketta..nee edhukaga inga vanthio..enna vera ithula korthu vitruka..naan paatuku sivanaynu irunthen. Vandi repair nu solli bikela lift kudutha kuthathukaga..ipo oru kolai kutravaaliyoda naanum santhega casela maatika poren”
“Ennada romba baya muruthara..naan kollalada”
“Pinna enna thaan achu inga..”
“Naama rendu perum bikela vanthoma…nee dhum adika porentu ponia..naan inga vanthu calling bell amukinena..”
“Calling bell amukki antha aal vanthathum ..avan kazhutha amukki konnuta”
“Paduthaathada..calling bell sound ketu yaarum varala”
“Appo kadhavu yaar open panna”
“Openaavay thaan irunthuthu…rendu thadava kooptu paathen..Sivaraman badhilay solala”
“Adhukaga Sivaramana savaramana aakitiyeda paavi”
“Saniyane..solratha muzhusa kettu thola..Yaarum badhil solalaye nu ulla etti paathen. Balcony pakkama Sivaraman ukkanthirunthaar”
“Innumenna “irunthaaru” irunthuthu sollu”
“Ippo grammer romba mukkiayama…solratha kelenda…ennada koopda koopda badil sollama pudichi vacha pullayar pola ukkanthirukaanaynu kitta ponen..paatha pechu moochu illama ukkantha badiye Sivaraman out..bayanthadichitu thaan unna koopten”
“Iru iru..ukkanthabadiya..ipo body paduthundu iruku?”
“Adhaana…oru vela balcony kaathula keezha vizhunthirukumo?”
“Padubaavi..kaathula vizha adhu poo udal illa..boodha udal..kolrathu konna seri..enna enda maati utta..naan paatuku sivanaynu irunthen”
“Kanna..Anil..nee thaanda ipo kaapathanum..un bestu friend Ram kaga ithu kooda panna maatiya”
“mkkum..ramayanathula ramaruku anil udhavi pannathuku mudhugula moonu kodu kedachauthu..unkuda vantha paavathuku enakku mudhugula tinnu katta poranga…aama police epdi adhukulla vanthanga..usuala climax mudinjaprum thaana varuvanga”
“Ennamo Sivaramanay phone panni vara sonna mathiri solra..naan inthaaala paaka varapora vishayam enakkay one hour munnadi thaan thonithu…”
“One hourla kola panna plan pannitia..adapavi..”
“Ipidye solitruntha nejamavay naan kolakarana maariduven..unna poatu thallitu”
“Venumda venum…un kuda vantha enakku ithuvum venum inum venum”
“Seri..ipo enna polambi enna panrathu….aaga vendiatha paapom…evlo Sujatha novelsla pathirupom…namma fingerprint laam clean pananumay..edhachum thuni edra”
“Kashtakaalam..Sujatha must be turning in his grave”
“Chaancela..avara erichutta”
“Chee..thuni yelam ipo thoda koodathu..saavu theetu da”
“Dei..nee vera saavadikathada..po..poitu engalam finger print vanthirukumnu paathu clean pannu..kelambara vazhiya paapom”
While Ram and Anil where busy wiping off the fingerprints, the dead body let out a loud sneeze, alarming both of them. Anil, who was wiping the balcony door, slips and falls on the body.
“Ram..Ram…kaapaathuda..”
“Enda kaththi oora kootra”
“Unna maathiri kola pannitu silenta irukara alavuku ennaku dhairyiam kedaiyathuda”
“Moodhevi..sivaraman enna sofa cum bed a..ezhunthu thola”
“illada..intha aal..i mean..idhu ..ipo sneeze pannithu..bayathula kaal slip aagi vizhunthuten”
“Bayathula kaal mattumila..kannu mannu theriama slip aaguthu unakku..dead bodyku epdida sneeze varum”
“Enna ketta..unakku neria mun anubavam irukum pola..neeye sollu”
“Vaaya mooditu velaya paaruda..maadi portionla yaarachum sneeze panirupanga”
“Edhukum balcony doora close panni vaikaren..bodyku kulira poguthu”
“Nyayapadi suthi ice vaikanum..nee kulira poguthunu kadhava saathara?”
“Un alavuku enakku teriathuda…seri..seri..eli paaya praandra mathiri nara naranu palla kadikaatha..ipo enna pannanum”
“Bodya dispose panra vazhiya paakanum”
“Naama enda dispose pananum? Sonthakarangaluku sonna avangalay vanthu sadangu sambradhayam senju dispose pannida poranga”
“Un per thaan Anil na moolaiyum anil maathiri thaana…evlo cinemala pathirupom… Kutravaali edachum chinna thappu senjirupaan..adhavachu police avana pudichirum… Body naama secreta dispose pannita Sivaraman edho ooruku poitu return aagalanu ellarum nenachupangalla..namma mela sandhegam varaathu”
“Namma mela ila..un mela..idhula enna edhuku kootu sekkara”
“Adhelam theriathu..maatina unnaiyum serthu arrest panna solli naan approver aaiduven”
“Paavi..adhu approver ilada..confession..kolaiya nee pannitu naan maatikitene..josiakaran aanikey sonaan..ezharai naatu sani start aaga poguthu nu..maatikita ezhara varusham kambi enannanum…seria tally aaguthu”
“Ipo epdi intha bodya velila eduthutu pograthu..iru..edachum koni saaku pai irukaanu paathutu varen”
“Thania vitutu pogathada..intha dead body vera thideernu sneeze panrathu..naanum kooda varen”
From the shadows emerged a figure,  moving stealthily towards the corpse.
"Boss.. Boss.. "

Comments

vicky said…
nice... resembles with crazy mohan's Maadhu Cheenu drama.
Please continue
gils said…
U got it... This is an ee adichaan copy attempt on the master's original. Evlo thookam varum therila. Will try.

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