Kolai kolaiya munthirikka -6
“Dei Ram..andha police kitta Royapettah kannamapetta nu edho alandhu vittiye.. nejamavay ..ipo naama enga thaan poganum” asks Anil
“Iru google map la paathu solren..moodhevi..enga porathunu theriyama thaana nanay muzhichitruken…idea!!…ipdi panna enna..pesama koovathula poatutu poidalama” wonders Ram
Sivaraman, tied securely inside the veshti, starts sweating.
“Adapavingala…nejamavay enakku sangu oothiduvanga polarukkay”
Unable to control himself he shouts “Noooo”
“Aaah…enda ipdi kathhara..idea pudikalaina medhuva sollu..kaadhu goiiinnn guthu” shouted Ram
“Dei..neeye kolaiya pannitu…neeye idea kuduthutu..neeye No nu sollitu en mela enda pazhiya podra”argues Anil
“Innoru thadava naan thaan kola pannen sonna..nejamavay kolagaran aaiduven..bayathula ekkuthappa ularikitay irukka nee”
“Dei Ram…seekrama edhavadhu plan pannuda..maatinom sethom”
While they were wondering, suddenly a scooter comes out of nowhere and crashes into them, sending the “body” flying.
“Aiayaiaiooo…appa..ammaaa….enda dei..nee ninukittu scooter oatinalay unaku road theriyaathu…yaaru unakelaam license kudutha…” complains Anil
“Dei mada pasangala…vandila triples porathu thappu..helmet podala..plus no parking sign pakkathulaye vandiya niruthitu kadha pesitrukeenga…neenga enakku rules solreengala” Albert shouts in anger
“Paarra…dhamma thundu paiyana irunthaalum evlo law pesaraannu…poitu veetla periyavanga yaarachum kootitu va po..illa school teacher kitta maati utruvom”
“Dei..en pasanga college poitrukaanga..nee enna school teacher kitta maati udria…”
“Child marriage innum India la nadanthukittu irukungarathuku idhu oru example”
“Dei…saavadikaatheengada..thooki vidungada…naanay avasarama poitruken…Aaama..inga iruntha ennoda mootaiya kaanum…achuchoo…dei..engada en parcel” cribs Albert
“Aiaiao..namma mootaiyum kanum…dei Anil..theduda” shouts Ram
They notice that both the parcels were lying few feet away and rush to pick their own.
“Ennada…indha parcel thaana nagaruthu” asks Albert
“Dei..nee vera ularitrukaatha..pesama kaala pudi” says Anil
“Parceluku edhu kaal…ivan thaan ulaaraan sir..neenga thappa nenachukaathenga” says Ram
“Naan edhuvum nenachukala…vazhiya vidunga” Albert tries to lift his load and finds it very heavy.
“Pasangala..oru kai kudukareengala..thooka mudila..ponam ganam ganakkuthu”
“Aiayao..Ram..oru vela ivanuku therinju poacho”
“Pesama iruda…sure sir..vaada Anil”
With some difficulty all three of them manage to place the parcel on Albert’s vehicle.
“Oru thanks kooda sollama poraan paaru…”
“Romba mukkiyam..dei..body ku edachum adi patruka paaru”
“Ilada..light scratches thaan…”
“Moodevi..unna solala..sivaraman body ku adi patruka paaka sonen”
“Hmm..oru dead body mela irukara akkara kooda en mela illaya..nee ellam oru friend”
Both of them go and open the parcel. To their shock, the body was not there and instead it was full of currency notes!!!
“Aiaiaoo..idhu andha kutti aalu kondu vandha parcel polarukuda…appo namba sivaraman dead body avan thookitu poitana”
“Pei payee aaiduchu”
“Ippo punch dialogue romba mukkiyam….edatha gaali pannalam vaa”
They take the money parcel and rush away from that place.
Albert goes to the guest house as per Sivaraman’s order and while he is parking the scooter, the “parcel” rolls away.
“Endha nerathula josiyakaaran sonnano..kaila kaasu nikkathu nu. Parcel panni kondu vara kaasu kooda thanga maatenguthu”
Suddenly the “parcel” speaks!!!!
“Sir..Sir..enna kaapthunga please” cries Sivaraman
Albert nearly faints on hearing the voice and shouts “Pei..pei..pei…”
“Sir..Sir..naan pei illa sir…please..untie and help me”
Recognizing the voice Albert slowly asks “boss….”
“Adei Albert..neethaana..avuthu viduda enna”
Albert slowly approaches the parcel and carefully unties the knots.
A sweat drenched and bruised Sivaraman rolls out.
“Boss..neenga epdi..appo andha parcel..avanga. rendu per…aiiooo…oray confusion”
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