Intha ooruku vantha first week poora..form fill panna solliye saavadichitaanga. Address register panna oru form..register panna addressa upload panna oru form..SSN ku oru form..athuku register pannitennu oru form..number vantha udanay innoru form..antha form ozhunga poacha check panni another form!!! ippadi full formla en HR team enna verattu verattu nu verattified.
"Machi..ithana form epdida track panraanga? ethachum fill panalaina epdi teriya varum?"
"Adai..ozhunga ellam submit pannalay salary varumangarathu doubtu thaan..intha detail missing..athu sari illainu 2 months aakiduvaanga..unaku ipdi vera aasa irukka...raasa..nee ethachum sothapina enna thaan uiyredupaanga..ozhunga pannidraa"
"Seri..enakaaga ilaatiyum...unakkaaga....NANBEENDAAA"
"Kashtakaalam"
"hey..aanalum..inga konjam overda...ooruku vanthu..first first login panna systemay Fax machine thaan!! enakenamo xerox kadaila vela paakra mathiriye iruku..."
"Paechha kuraidaa...help desk call pannia..innum naalu form annupanum sonaanga..check with them"
Gilsbert calls helpdesk.
"Hello aapeecer..Gilsbert speaking"
"Hello..can you talk in English?"
Telephone receivera paathu manasukkulla..."intha avamaanam unaku thevayaa machi...pesara aalu chinakaari...aana pesarathenamo buckingham palace ku pakkathu portionlenthu vantha mathiri peter..hmmmm"
"I..one form..send..you..how?"
"Now its clear...send scan copy of the form to this email id"
"Ok"
"Send your onboarding docs and fax the hardcopies to this number"
"Ok"
"Once done, send a mail to the below address using the postal service"
"Echuseme aapeecer..i one doubt have"
"Yes??"
"All three are same docs right?"
"Yeah"
"To be processed by the same department?"
"Yeah"
"Same person?"
"Ofcourse..what is your question?"
"Adipaavi..oray aalukkay ithana copy ethuku anupanum"
"Well..to be on safer side..if we loose one..we can always make use of the other right?!!"
"hmm...how about this..can i go in person and give them another copy"
That set her thinking..and before she could agree to that "idea" Gilsbert great escape.
(Kodumais Kontinued)
"Machi..ithana form epdida track panraanga? ethachum fill panalaina epdi teriya varum?"
"Adai..ozhunga ellam submit pannalay salary varumangarathu doubtu thaan..intha detail missing..athu sari illainu 2 months aakiduvaanga..unaku ipdi vera aasa irukka...raasa..nee ethachum sothapina enna thaan uiyredupaanga..ozhunga pannidraa"
"Seri..enakaaga ilaatiyum...unakkaaga....NANBEENDAAA"
"Kashtakaalam"
"hey..aanalum..inga konjam overda...ooruku vanthu..first first login panna systemay Fax machine thaan!! enakenamo xerox kadaila vela paakra mathiriye iruku..."
"Paechha kuraidaa...help desk call pannia..innum naalu form annupanum sonaanga..check with them"
Gilsbert calls helpdesk.
"Hello aapeecer..Gilsbert speaking"
"Hello..can you talk in English?"
Telephone receivera paathu manasukkulla..."intha avamaanam unaku thevayaa machi...pesara aalu chinakaari...aana pesarathenamo buckingham palace ku pakkathu portionlenthu vantha mathiri peter..hmmmm"
"I..one form..send..you..how?"
"Now its clear...send scan copy of the form to this email id"
"Ok"
"Send your onboarding docs and fax the hardcopies to this number"
"Ok"
"Once done, send a mail to the below address using the postal service"
"Echuseme aapeecer..i one doubt have"
"Yes??"
"All three are same docs right?"
"Yeah"
"To be processed by the same department?"
"Yeah"
"Same person?"
"Ofcourse..what is your question?"
"Adipaavi..oray aalukkay ithana copy ethuku anupanum"
"Well..to be on safer side..if we loose one..we can always make use of the other right?!!"
"hmm...how about this..can i go in person and give them another copy"
That set her thinking..and before she could agree to that "idea" Gilsbert great escape.
(Kodumais Kontinued)
Comments
So, how about Gilsbert K Engineer III.
All rise :)
So, finallly, forms filling mudinjatha illaya??
Btw - did you notice in that post that there was a commenter who perhaps was the inspiration for JOKK :)
adhukku apprum the person will say one minute ma'am i will transfer the call to the concerned person...
Again orutthan varuvan... ma
'am may i know your good(?) name please, again unga veetu number.etc, etc... ellam repeatu..
Verutha poiduthu.... edhavudu ippo service pannunamna... naanay pesama screwdriver eduthu irangadilamnu parkeren...
ohhhhhhhh....idhu periya postavay poidtha.... ok...ok...
Unga posta padichuttu inga tamil cine fieldkku comedy track ezhuda aal koopdringa ... enna panna poreenga
RS - woah, u remembered and dug up that old post?? where be thy feet?! :D
:) antha kodumaiyelaam kekaatheenga..thani postay podalam!!!
@athivasi:
Wooooowwww!!!!! (verum space ileenga..type adikka vaarthaye varala nu symbolica telling :D )
avvvvvvvvv...thala..JOKK la neenga nijamnu nenakra scenes karapanai and vice versa... :)
@asha:
//Verutha poiduthu.... edhavudu ippo service pannunamna... naanay pesama screwdriver eduthu irangadilamnu parkeren...
//
LOL :D:D
//Unga posta padichuttu inga tamil cine fieldkku comedy track ezhuda aal koopdringa ... enna panna poreenga
//
elo ..overaa kalaikkapdaaathu..gils paavam
//neenga return aagarathukku ulla anga irukaravanga ellam oru rangea aayida poranga.... otharam kapatha mudyathu..... //
hehehehee...i try my best :D
//RS - woah, u remembered and dug up that old post?? where be thy feet?! :D//
lol :) nejaamaanga..me also the searching..
//
this proves..entha kantree ponaalum..aapeecers aapeecers thaan