“Gilsbert please be at office by 9 AM tomorrow. We’ve a shooting tomorrow”
“Why midnight shoot boss? Any horror movie in making?”
Oppicer gave him the look HDK reserves for Yeddy.
Next day at oppice.
Gilsbert reports sharp at 10.30AM.
“Dei..unna eppo vara sonnen..”
“boss..naan sindubad mathiri 7 kadal ettu malai thaandi comings. Ithaan ennoda earliest possible entry”
“Side character role kay ivlo latea variye..unnalaam herova poatta ..velangidum. Script anupinene padichia”
“Yes boss”
“Enga sollu”
“Blah..blah..blah…”
“Idhelaam naan sollavay illiye..”
“Konjam mane thene naane add pannikiten boss”
“Ivlo lengthyalaam venaa..konjam kami pannu”
“blah..blah..”
“Innum konjam reduce pannu”
“blah”
“still lengthy”
“bl..”
“hmmmm…”
“Naan innum sollavay aarambikalaiye..”
“Avlo podhum..michatha voice overla paathukalam.. ready shoot”
“Hallo..hallo..wait..intha touchup lam iliya”
“Grrrr”
“Atleast oru apple juice”
“Canteenla kaasu kuduthu vaangikka…anga poitu apdiye antha cubiclela kai vachitu nillu..dei..camerava paathu nilluda”
“boss..naan camera paathu thaan nikkaren..mela paarunga”
“moodevi..adhu security camera..intha pakkama paaru”
“ok boss.”
“Naan ready sonnathum..dialogue sollanum..ok”
“Done boss”
“Ready..start”
“Blah.blah.blah..blah…ok va boss”
“adeii…nan stop solrathukulla yaar mudika sonna..once more”
“bl..hmm..enna sonennu maranthu poachay”
“dei..oray oru line thana kuduthen..intha padichi tholai..”
“Ready boss”
“Start”
“blah..hmmm..blah…blahblah”
“Edhuku ivlo vegama solra..medhuva pesu..” The charade went on for a zillion plus takes and finally the battery ran out.
“Gilsbert..inimay no dialogue for you..only action. Anga poitu access card swipe panni door open pannitu camera paaru.. avlo thaan scene”
Gilsbert goes to the door and swipes his Access card. Door doesn’t open.
“Ennachu”
“Access lock aaiduchu boss”
“vera yaar cardaiyachum vaangi open pannu..”
“adhu violation aachay boss”
“adei…video ku pose kudukathanada solren..usira vaangatha po”
By the time Gilsbert opens the door, someone from other side opens it.
“oops..sorry..”
Oppicer is seen going beet root in color like Tom and faints.
“Adapavingala…ungala shooting eduka poitu oppiceruku BP shoot up aaidchu…Oru RFP ku shoot panna vanthavara RIP aakiteengalayda”
Gilsbert escapes from that place silently.
“Why midnight shoot boss? Any horror movie in making?”
Oppicer gave him the look HDK reserves for Yeddy.
Next day at oppice.
Gilsbert reports sharp at 10.30AM.
“Dei..unna eppo vara sonnen..”
“boss..naan sindubad mathiri 7 kadal ettu malai thaandi comings. Ithaan ennoda earliest possible entry”
“Side character role kay ivlo latea variye..unnalaam herova poatta ..velangidum. Script anupinene padichia”
“Yes boss”
“Enga sollu”
“Blah..blah..blah…”
“Idhelaam naan sollavay illiye..”
“Konjam mane thene naane add pannikiten boss”
“Ivlo lengthyalaam venaa..konjam kami pannu”
“blah..blah..”
“Innum konjam reduce pannu”
“blah”
“still lengthy”
“bl..”
“hmmmm…”
“Naan innum sollavay aarambikalaiye..”
“Avlo podhum..michatha voice overla paathukalam.. ready shoot”
“Hallo..hallo..wait..intha touchup lam iliya”
“Grrrr”
“Atleast oru apple juice”
“Canteenla kaasu kuduthu vaangikka…anga poitu apdiye antha cubiclela kai vachitu nillu..dei..camerava paathu nilluda”
“boss..naan camera paathu thaan nikkaren..mela paarunga”
“moodevi..adhu security camera..intha pakkama paaru”
“ok boss.”
“Naan ready sonnathum..dialogue sollanum..ok”
“Done boss”
“Ready..start”
“Blah.blah.blah..blah…ok va boss”
“adeii…nan stop solrathukulla yaar mudika sonna..once more”
“bl..hmm..enna sonennu maranthu poachay”
“dei..oray oru line thana kuduthen..intha padichi tholai..”
“Ready boss”
“Start”
“blah..hmmm..blah…blahblah”
“Edhuku ivlo vegama solra..medhuva pesu..” The charade went on for a zillion plus takes and finally the battery ran out.
“Gilsbert..inimay no dialogue for you..only action. Anga poitu access card swipe panni door open pannitu camera paaru.. avlo thaan scene”
Gilsbert goes to the door and swipes his Access card. Door doesn’t open.
“Ennachu”
“Access lock aaiduchu boss”
“vera yaar cardaiyachum vaangi open pannu..”
“adhu violation aachay boss”
“adei…video ku pose kudukathanada solren..usira vaangatha po”
By the time Gilsbert opens the door, someone from other side opens it.
“oops..sorry..”
Oppicer is seen going beet root in color like Tom and faints.
“Adapavingala…ungala shooting eduka poitu oppiceruku BP shoot up aaidchu…Oru RFP ku shoot panna vanthavara RIP aakiteengalayda”
Gilsbert escapes from that place silently.
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By the way, did everybody notice that just like his movie reviews which remains completely silent on this issue, there is no heroine in this too. The lady has terrorised Gilsu into not even thinking about heroines :):):)