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Bachelor boy

Bramacharya, Grihastha, Vanaprastha, Sanyasa..

Takkunu padikka edho Femina miss india models name mathiri irunthaalum..oru kaalathula, hindu ashrama muraipadi, ipadi thaan stages of a man's life nu pririchiruthaangalaam.
Baasha rajini, eight eighta lifea pirichikka sonnathu kooda intha segregationoda subset pola. Aana ithula first stagelenthu second stage pogarathukulla namma pasanga padra paadu, directa 4th stageku poidlaamnu veruthu poidra palar undu. Kamalhaasanukkena..aruvathu vayasanaalum aala ushaar pannindu jammnu irukara kushila, naam vaantha vaazhviruku saandravathu innoru uyirthaanadi nu paaditrukaaru. Inga ponnu kedaikaama padre thindaattam kamalukenga theria poguthu.

Offlate, for whatever reason, I see many of my friends are pushing the limits for "age of eligible bachelor" tag and struggle to find their spouse. If there is a parameter listing like, good family, good looking, decent salary and steady career are the benchmarks, they would get more ticks than a read Whatsapp conversation on each of the checkbox. Not sure if horoscope is the only reason for this dilemma for some of them are from communities where they don't even have one!! The curiosity factor that, with all thing positive, how come they are still single, arising in everyone, it literally drives those guys nuts, having to explain every nosy mausi and mokka maama. Immediately people go into judgment mode, branding them as having over expectation. At least one of them could be heard saying "Aishvarya rai thaaan venuma..antha rangeku erangi vara maateengalaakum?" They would query the poor guy as if he has umpteen conditions ala "manal kayiru" S.Ve. Sekar. Antha paiyan paavam ponnunu onnu kedaicha podhumngara nelamaikku palakaalam munnaye vanthirupaan. Next level torture would be the uchhakattam one. Kadavul ennamo thoon thurumbu, ellathulayum irukaarngarathu ok. Illainu sonna ummachi kanna kuthirum. Adhukaga pincode kooda illatha edama paathu, anga irukkara oru kovilla, watch dial area kulla varaatha oru timea paathu, anga poittu parigaaramngara perla paada paduthi, antha pasangala oru vazhi panra gang neria aadichu naatula ippo.

Irukakra 9 planet (ninea.. eighta?? pluto jaathagathula varuma varaatha?? kaavalan vadivelu maathiri..paavam avaray kanfuse aaitaarunu povendi thaan) and saga asteroid, comets ellam sethu antha sila pala kattamsa match panni, ponnu select panna, appo thaan ponnoda parents, age differencenu oru gunda thooki poduvanga. Officelaam aal edukarachay, fresher resume kudutha experience aalu venum solvanga. Experience kudutha, overa irukku. Cost effective venum kepaanga. Apdiye oru 3- 6 years rangela profile kudutha, domain knowledge ila solli reject pannuvanga. Mudiva edhukumay tally aagama benchla irukara oru pathar vanthu maatikkum antha positionuku. Same logic applies to matrimony also I believe. Pathu porutham pathinanju profilenu paathu kadisila yaar sikraangalo avangalta maatikara mathiri thaan mudiyuthu.

Finala...oru song dedication to all those single makkas - http://lyrics.wikia.com/Cliff_Richard:Bachelor_Boy

Comments

Asha said…
hahaha...vitta post doctoral fellowship vaanguvinga polirukkay indha subjectla:)

Enga circlela oru paiyyanukku 24 yearsla kalyanam paiyyanum ponnum IIM-B students ...padicchu mudicchu 1 year la kalyanam...so ava ava avalukku pidiccha madiri parthuka vendiyadu daan.
gils said…
that would've been the part two of this blog :D onnu people get married before they cross 25..illa forever bachelor/ette. love marriage is the only way forward :)
Vincy said…
seri, one kueston plis...
Why this post? What is the purpose? are you giving some message to someone?
Honestly I have no answers to the above questions :-) :-)
gils said…
Chumma..general polambal. I have been through all this and now when I see my birends going through the same grind..supportkaga oru post podlaamnu :)
Vincy said…
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