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Gilbert Gils

From: Gilsbert
To: Aapicer
Date: 11/27/2009

Dear Aapicer,
As my access card is broken, please issue me a new one.

Yours obidiently,
Gils

From: Aapicer
To: Gilsbert

Gilsbert,
How your access card broke?


From: Gilsbert
To: Aapicer

Dear Aapicer,
It fell on the road and Bus ran over it.

Respectfully Yours,
Gils

From: Aapicer
To: Gilsbert

Gilsbert,
Explain why it fell on the road.

From: Gilsbert
To: Aapicer

Dear Aapicer,
It was in my bag which fell on the road.

Yours Sincerely,
Gils

From: Aapicer
To: Gilsbert

Why your bag fell on the road.

From: Gilsbert
To: Aapicer

Dear Aapicer,
Yesterday I was carrying the bag when i fell down from bus. So the bag also fell down along with me.

Yours Faithfully,
Gils

From: Aapicer
To: Gilsbert

Why did you fell down?


Gilsbert mindvoice (!@#$%^&*()_+~) [Blogspot couldnt parse such foul language and replaces them with wild characters, as wild as Gilsbert]

From: Aapicer
To: Gilsbert
Date: 11/27/2009

Gilsbert,

Please explain why you were on leave yesterday.

Aapicer.


THIRUMBAVUM MUDHALLENTHAA....AVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV.....
Gilsbert faints.

P.S: Disci 1) Gilsbert bears no resemblence to any person awake or asleep
Disci 2) Aapicer ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto...

Comments

G3 said…
Firstae :)))
G3 said…
Hurray !!! After a very lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time :)))) Ippo poi posta readings :D
G3 said…
//Gilsbert bears no resemblence to any person awake or asleep//

How about people who are in half-sleep (like Gils) always..
Aarti said…
hahaha..

Why did Gilsbert fall?
Why did the card break?
did he get a new card?

coming sooooooooon....
Swaram said…
LOL Gud one G3 :P
So, finally enna aachi ;)
RamNarayanS said…
Aapicers are always like this. Follow all rules. Any deviation from printed manual, ask 'queschan'? Discis wont help. yaaru andha appaavi? :-)
sri said…
//language and replaces them with wild characters, as wild as Gilsbert//

LOL had a hearty laugh, without bothering much about the people around in office.
LOL

Super da! :P card replace panniya ?
Annam said…
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Annam said…
odura busla iruntha keela viluntheenga??????r u okay now???
Annam said…
ethaiyavathu tholaikurathey unaku velaiya pochula
Bala said…
Sema comedy!!!
Read it again n again... LOL!!!

Sari.. sari... vizhundu evlo puthayal edutheenga saga??? :-P
Shruti said…
Oye, Vizhundhu vaari porandu, sattya kizhuchu, 'am a begger-boy' apdinu paadinde vandhadhaye vera maadhri yezhudhi u got everyone's claps :P :P

Hey how about writing a post on your "amogamana naal" :D :D :P :P

But I loved this!!

G3:
How about people who are in half-sleep (like Gils) always

Heheheh :P :D
Kanadi potrukarthey thookathay maraikka thaname! BBC la sonnanga :P

Sebba, inikku nit nimmadhiya thoongalam!
Soin said…
whats eating gilsbert grape badila who gilsbert grape is eatingnu mathirlam..free
Priya said…
Idhu dhan perfect gils post;))

Nice one.
u fell down??!! OMG.. take care
Vidya said…
Appicer is funny ya! :)
savitha said…
ithuku thaan kolandhel Footboardla pokoodathunu solrathu?Keta thaaney? :P Bathrama ponga.....

Appicer replaced your card kadaseela?
Unknown said…
@savi- gils and kozhandai??? hmmm.. no (more) comments
kanagu said…
He he he... Nalla comedy :) pathu ponga :)
R-ambam said…
I want the next part for JOKK ...
R-ambam said…
ethukku intha post ? wat happened to ur access card gils ? :p
gils said…
//Hurray !!! After a very lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time :)))) Ippo poi posta readings :D/

ithukaga opicekelaam leave poata unga parantha manasu yarukum varathunga :D

//How about people who are in half-sleep (like Gils) always./

ungalukunu thonuthu parunga..elaam antha nandu fry panra vela
gils said…
//Why did Gilsbert fall?
Why did the card break?
did he get a new card?//

avvvvvvvvvvvvv....ethana varusham aanalum HR HRay nu provee panrel pongo!!!


//LOL Gud one G3 :P
So, finally enna aachi ;)/

kattabommi..me amazed at ur tamizh !! neer vaazhga ..nimathu tamizh vaazhga :)
gils said…
//Aapicers are always like this. Follow all rules. Any deviation from printed manual, ask 'queschan'? Discis wont help. yaaru andha appaavi? :-)/

enga..athaan variku vari gilsnu potrukene..inumaa doubtu!!
gils said…
//OL had a hearty laugh, without bothering much about the people around in office.
LOL

Super da! :P card replace panniya ?/

adapaaavi..intha post padichu unaku vera ethuvum keka thoanalaya!!!
gils said…
//odura busla iruntha keela viluntheenga??????r u okay now???//

avvvvvvvv...pikaaali..tears in my eyesu!!! u the oray aal to ask this kostin!! :)

//ethaiyavathu tholaikurathey unaku velaiya pochula/

hehehee
gils said…
/Oye, Vizhundhu vaari porandu, sattya kizhuchu, 'am a begger-boy' apdinu paadinde vandhadhaye vera maadhri yezhudhi u got everyone's claps :P :P/

public public...

//Hey how about writing a post on your "amogamana naal" :D :D :P :P
//

athu onu thaan baaki!! grrrrrrrr

//Kanadi potrukarthey thookathay maraikka thaname! BBC la sonnanga :P//

athelaam thookamna enanu teriathvanga solapdaathu :D
gils said…
//whats eating gilsbert grape badila who gilsbert grape is eatingnu mathirlam..free//

soin..unga kamentslaam soinnnnnnnnnuu iruku :D


//Idhu dhan perfect gils post;))
//

:))) mudivay katiteengala :)
gils said…
//u fell down??!! OMG.. take care//

avvvvvvvv...ajcl...danks..neengalachum note paneengalay...enanda oru kozhandha buslenthu vizhunthutenu solrathay..adipatuchaanu keka aalay ila nenachen..rendu per ketuteenga...me the appiee..avvvvvvvvvvvvv
gils said…
//Appicer is funny ya! :)//

irukum irukum..unaku mataamaya pogum..apo iruku :)


//ithuku thaan kolandhel Footboardla pokoodathunu solrathu?Keta thaaney? :P Bathrama ponga.....//


avvvvvvvv..athivasi...nanri nanri..ipothaan polambitrunthen..itha ketpaar ilaayyanu..

//kolandhel /

avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv...ithukavagay ungaluku snickers mega bar onnu tharen :)


//Appicer replaced your card kadaseela?//

athelam anikay aaidichi
gils said…
//Sema comedy!!!
Read it again n again... LOL!!!

Sari.. sari... vizhundu evlo puthayal edutheenga saga??? :-P/


saga...venaam...valikuthu...aluthuruvenn...
gils said…
/@savi- gils and kozhandai??? hmmm.. no (more) comments//

hehehee...u the J :D aana A nu comment potrukel :D
gils said…
/He he he... Nalla comedy :) pathu ponga :)//

sooraha :)

//I want the next part for JOKK ...//

getting ready :)
gils said…
/ethukku intha post ? wat happened to ur access card gils ? :p//

ada apracentigala!! card mela iruakra kavalai gils mela ilaya!! eki ;(
savitha said…
JOKK,part 3,pls??
gils said…
/JOKK,part 3,pls??/

getting ready :)) suda suda serve panren :D
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Anonymous said…
hahahahha..that was very funny :)))
Btw why was Gilsbert on leave? :P
Translation for this plz - "THIRUMBAVUM MUDHALLENTHAA"
gils said…
//Btw why was Gilsbert on leave? :P//

avvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


//Translation for this plz - "THIRUMBAVUM MUDHALLENTHAA"//

means- again from first ???!!
Ando-Karthik said…
LOL... Chance illa.. Vadivelu joke maadhiri enna kaiya pudichi iluthiya?? :P ROTFL
Ando-Karthik said…
Karthik Lollu naan thaan commentu.. :D
gils said…
//LOL... Chance illa.. Vadivelu joke maadhiri enna kaiya pudichi iluthiya?? :P ROTFL//

hmmmmmmmm...kindala poacha..
pallavi said…
That's one heck of an Indianised Gilbert! You should have a series for this too.:)
Vishnu said…
hahaha.. its jus a loop.. infinite loop.. adhu enna disti??
gils said…
/That's one heck of an Indianised Gilbert! You should have a series for this too.:)//

:) sure sure :)

//hahaha.. its jus a loop.. infinite loop.. adhu enna disti??/

:) summanaachikum

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