Vettayaadu Vilayaadu
Mani 9.05PM (taktaktaktak...Mani ratnam padamla vara mathiri...sound...ada naanthanga type panren)
"Inniki night...avan kadhaiya mudikiroam".....
"Venaamda..naan varala intha velaatuku...enaku bayama iruku"
"Chee...vekkama illa...ithukellam poi bayapdrenu solriye..ippo naan illa..."
"Aama...unaken ipdi verkuthu"...
"Athu...hmmmm...oray puzhukkama irukula athaan...seri vaa..dinner poitu vanthu kaariyatha mudichidalaam"
"Naan varala...ennaku pasiye poidichi.."
"Seri atleast company kududa"....
9.15PM:
Mangalaana, saalai ora vilakkin velichathil.. Ilavum Selvanum..mounamaai nadanthanar....Ilamaaran Anbuselvan....ivanga rendu per...ivangaluku arivay kidyaathu....officela ellarum ivanga rendu peraiyum erumai kadaanu thitaatha naalay illa...Thideernu..."Oh mahaziiiiiiyaaaaa wohiayayaahaaa"nu Kaakka kaakaa paatu roattora kadaila alara...athai vida sathama rendu perum alari adichindu odi vanthaanga..thoorathila oru naai kutti kottavi vitunu vedikkai paathukitu irunthichi....
9.25 PM:
Hotel wash basinla, kolai pannitu finger print thodaikara villain mathiri, ball point penavala kaila vantha ink karaiya maathi maathi wash panikitu irunthaan Ila..
"Yov...pothumya...kaila irukara reygailaam thenjuda poghuthu....(manasukula...konjam sathama) kadaiya moodra nerathila kazhutha aruka vantaanga....ennaiya venum"nu verupoda server "sincere" sigamani porinju..sorry...erinji vizhunthaar.
"oru plate idli porum enaku...vayiru sairla...unakuda Ila?"...
"chilli chicken..chicken soup"
"Ennada nakkala...udipi hotella chiken soup kekutha"....athan piragu nadanthavai patriya kuripugal, vanmuraiyai thoondum vagaiyil irupathaal, thanikkai seiya padugirathu..
10 PM(same taktaktaktak..as in first...so not repeating everywhere):
"Ilaa....Kuruthipunal climax kamal mathiri irukeda"
"Nee mattum enna second half Sethu vikram mathiriye iruka"
"Ada paavi..naan sivanenu thaanada irunthen....company kudu company kudunu kooptunu poi ipdi kandapadi symphony vaanga vachitiyeda..."
"Seri vidu...veerargal vaazhkaiyil ithellam jagajam...naan ketathu vaangi vachiya"
"Sorryda..maranten"
"Enakku theriyum..athunaala thaan un room seviru poora post it poatu oti vahciurken poi paar"
"FIND HIM...KILL HIM...."..."Kitchen corner on 31-aug".."Under Wash basin on 1-sep".."near shoe rack on 3-sep".....
"Dei maapu...ennada ithelaam"
"Athu mapu machi......naama poda vendiyavan vanthu pona idam ellathiayum note pani vachiruken..nee maranthira koodathennu thaan otti vachen.......ohio..gazini..ohio...gazini...ohiohiiohooooooooo....."
Anbu alari adichindu..."Ila..Ila...ennada aachu....haiyo...hotella adivaangitu..ithana neram kazhichi enda kathara...short term memory loss mathiri...long termla ethaachum bayanagara side effecta irukumo.."
"che...vaya moodu..velaya paaru..."
"Aaama..."avan"nu epdida confirm panna"...
"Pakkathu veetu maalu maadiku varapolaam correcta aajar aaitu...avanga appa thedikittu varum boathellam esc aaidratha vachu thaan"
"Ila..nee inga iruka vendiya aalay illada...inda plywoodo rosewoodo solraangalay...antha aal kootathila iruka vendiyavan"
"Mundam...athu dawood..plywood illa..seri..satham podatha..avan vara time aaidichi...fanlaam off panni vai...hey athuku munnadi...namma porullaam readya..?"
"Ennada Dheena padamla vara mathiri kekkara...porulna enna meaning?"
"Thooya tamziha...Thooo....namma saamanlaam eduthu vaika sonene readya.."
"Athalaam apovay ready..itho paar..seruppu..thudappam..."..
"Seri...pothum...po fan off pannu"
10.35PM(athay..taktaktak)
"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee....Ila...atho paaru avan thaan...avanay thaan...."
"Seruppu engada.."
"Aiayiaaoooooooo...power cut aaidichey...ennamo mela oorara mathiri irukey...aiyo...."
*BANG*BANG*BANG*...."hey Ila..enna enda adikara..."
Thideernu Oomai Vizhigal climax scenela buratchi kolaignar kuda vara gypsy jeep headlight maathiri ella portionlenthum light eriya...pakkathu portionlenthu aalungalaam thibu thibunu roomukula odi vara....anga... arai mayakka nilaiyil adi vaangiya Anbuvum..kooda 32aam elikesi mathiri illatha meesaiya muruki kituu namma Ilaavum irunthanga.... koodavay
ORU COCKROACH SETHU KIDANTHATHU....
P.S:somehow felt the old title dint suit..so changed it
"Inniki night...avan kadhaiya mudikiroam".....
"Venaamda..naan varala intha velaatuku...enaku bayama iruku"
"Chee...vekkama illa...ithukellam poi bayapdrenu solriye..ippo naan illa..."
"Aama...unaken ipdi verkuthu"...
"Athu...hmmmm...oray puzhukkama irukula athaan...seri vaa..dinner poitu vanthu kaariyatha mudichidalaam"
"Naan varala...ennaku pasiye poidichi.."
"Seri atleast company kududa"....
9.15PM:
Mangalaana, saalai ora vilakkin velichathil.. Ilavum Selvanum..mounamaai nadanthanar....Ilamaaran Anbuselvan....ivanga rendu per...ivangaluku arivay kidyaathu....officela ellarum ivanga rendu peraiyum erumai kadaanu thitaatha naalay illa...Thideernu..."Oh mahaziiiiiiyaaaaa wohiayayaahaaa"nu Kaakka kaakaa paatu roattora kadaila alara...athai vida sathama rendu perum alari adichindu odi vanthaanga..thoorathila oru naai kutti kottavi vitunu vedikkai paathukitu irunthichi....
9.25 PM:
Hotel wash basinla, kolai pannitu finger print thodaikara villain mathiri, ball point penavala kaila vantha ink karaiya maathi maathi wash panikitu irunthaan Ila..
"Yov...pothumya...kaila irukara reygailaam thenjuda poghuthu....(manasukula...konjam sathama) kadaiya moodra nerathila kazhutha aruka vantaanga....ennaiya venum"nu verupoda server "sincere" sigamani porinju..sorry...erinji vizhunthaar.
"oru plate idli porum enaku...vayiru sairla...unakuda Ila?"...
"chilli chicken..chicken soup"
"Ennada nakkala...udipi hotella chiken soup kekutha"....athan piragu nadanthavai patriya kuripugal, vanmuraiyai thoondum vagaiyil irupathaal, thanikkai seiya padugirathu..
10 PM(same taktaktaktak..as in first...so not repeating everywhere):
"Ilaa....Kuruthipunal climax kamal mathiri irukeda"
"Nee mattum enna second half Sethu vikram mathiriye iruka"
"Ada paavi..naan sivanenu thaanada irunthen....company kudu company kudunu kooptunu poi ipdi kandapadi symphony vaanga vachitiyeda..."
"Seri vidu...veerargal vaazhkaiyil ithellam jagajam...naan ketathu vaangi vachiya"
"Sorryda..maranten"
"Enakku theriyum..athunaala thaan un room seviru poora post it poatu oti vahciurken poi paar"
"FIND HIM...KILL HIM...."..."Kitchen corner on 31-aug".."Under Wash basin on 1-sep".."near shoe rack on 3-sep".....
"Dei maapu...ennada ithelaam"
"Athu mapu machi......naama poda vendiyavan vanthu pona idam ellathiayum note pani vachiruken..nee maranthira koodathennu thaan otti vachen.......ohio..gazini..ohio...gazini...ohiohiiohooooooooo....."
Anbu alari adichindu..."Ila..Ila...ennada aachu....haiyo...hotella adivaangitu..ithana neram kazhichi enda kathara...short term memory loss mathiri...long termla ethaachum bayanagara side effecta irukumo.."
"che...vaya moodu..velaya paaru..."
"Aaama..."avan"nu epdida confirm panna"...
"Pakkathu veetu maalu maadiku varapolaam correcta aajar aaitu...avanga appa thedikittu varum boathellam esc aaidratha vachu thaan"
"Ila..nee inga iruka vendiya aalay illada...inda plywoodo rosewoodo solraangalay...antha aal kootathila iruka vendiyavan"
"Mundam...athu dawood..plywood illa..seri..satham podatha..avan vara time aaidichi...fanlaam off panni vai...hey athuku munnadi...namma porullaam readya..?"
"Ennada Dheena padamla vara mathiri kekkara...porulna enna meaning?"
"Thooya tamziha...Thooo....namma saamanlaam eduthu vaika sonene readya.."
"Athalaam apovay ready..itho paar..seruppu..thudappam..."..
"Seri...pothum...po fan off pannu"
10.35PM(athay..taktaktak)
"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee....Ila...atho paaru avan thaan...avanay thaan...."
"Seruppu engada.."
"Aiayiaaoooooooo...power cut aaidichey...ennamo mela oorara mathiri irukey...aiyo...."
*BANG*BANG*BANG*...."hey Ila..enna enda adikara..."
Thideernu Oomai Vizhigal climax scenela buratchi kolaignar kuda vara gypsy jeep headlight maathiri ella portionlenthum light eriya...pakkathu portionlenthu aalungalaam thibu thibunu roomukula odi vara....anga... arai mayakka nilaiyil adi vaangiya Anbuvum..kooda 32aam elikesi mathiri illatha meesaiya muruki kituu namma Ilaavum irunthanga.... koodavay
ORU COCKROACH SETHU KIDANTHATHU....
P.S:somehow felt the old title dint suit..so changed it
Comments
aahaa... enna ithu... oru karappan poochiya adikka ivlo scene'a...
aniyaamya.. ennakkum karappan pudikkaathu.. athukaanga ippadi plan ellam panna maaten...
nalla velai pulikesi padam edutha aalukku ippadi oru idea varala .. illaina nijamaave cockroach'ku double action pootu ungalai dialogue ezhutha vechu.. rendaavathu cockroach avanga anna kolaikku ungalai pazhi vaanga vara maathiri setup panni iruppar!!!
comedy ellam eppadippa ippadi kottuthu ungalakku... ennakku ore aamaiya irukku.. sorry poraamaiya irukku.. :D
naan thaan first post... ennakku thaan piliyodarai!!! syam anna neenga late.. :P
kavalapadatheenga..syamannavuku erkanavay parecel anupiten
@prithz:
:)
r u on orkut?? add me in kanyabp@gmail.com
I updated my blog (english).. let me know what u think..
Indha alavukku kooda immune system illana appuram unga kootani thaakudhalalaan eppadi samalikkaradhaam?
by the by-- unn vaykku charra -- ella sugar factoryee kattanumm vaylla.. nattakkathaa unn varthai.. ballikkatha unn soll
fyi...none of us cook...enga kitchen store roomaakum...btw...Roban n HIT are looking for new more potent drugs to combat this pest menace...unga samyala recommend paniiruken :)
@ks:
onum purila..naan enna sonen?
@HTBM:
hehe...movie review will be posted later...
lat para made me laugh out aloud...i could almost see it happening
LOL
@kanya, ungaluku illatha puliodharaiya :-)
unga samayal kolai..chaary..kaliaya vachu oru post podlaamnu iruken..wait n watch hehe
@sat:
oor suthing overa..eppo inga varel
@syam:
dangu dangu...kanyaku pulisaddam parcel panrapo..ambiku dodhivanam anupidungo.. :D
Athu epd annathe epd varuthu ugaluku commedy..Summa eduthu vidureenga ponga...kalakiteenga.
Fact is stranger than fiction..theriyumo :)
@g3:
chaari...en aayul regai rooooooomba perusu...intha veer velaatuku naan varala..try with syam or ambi.. :D
//En samayal kalaya pathi neenga ezhudhanumna adhukku munnadi naan samachadha neenga saapta dhaana correcta ezhudha mudiyum//
neenga samachatha saapita appuram gils uyiroda irundha thaana review elutharathuku :-)
@gils, ennathu ithu siru pilla thanama illa iruku :-)
G3, unga samayala saapitta appuram Gils post yezhuthuraaro illa avarukku yaaravathu post mortem report yezhuthu rangalo...yaarukku theriyum... :)
Prithz, instead of experimenting with snake venom neenga G3 samayal vechu experiment pannalam :) hahaha
Gils, Goutham mattum intha kathaiya padichan...avan padam yedukrathaye vittuduvan...aana neenga "Maya" appadinra important character'a maranthuteenga...G3'ya antha character'ku potuduvoma??
:) latea vanthaalum latesta varahuna athu neenga thaan :) kalkiteenga...G3 under attack :) maya n g3??!!!jothika fans ungaluku kandanam vidrathukulla statement mathirunga...
@White forest:
its in tamil :) next time will try something in english
Vidya
yeah..have an option now...G3yoda oru deal...avanga samyal kolayai...sorry kalayayai..karapaan kolaiku use panka poren..hehe
@prithz:
ennangaithu... ungalukay overa therila...and btw...i dnt cook.velila saaptu enga intestine thaan interestinga iruku...HP romba padipeengalo..oru witchcraf vaada adikuthu...snapeoda classroom studenta neenga :D
@KK:
deivamay...danku danku..
Rendu samayalukkum perusa onnum vithyasam illa.. so edha vechu experiment pannalum orey effectu dhaan... Gilsa vechum experiment pannalaam pola... avar dhaan karapaanpoochi matrum pala uyiringaloda vaazhum adhisaya piravi.. (Naan Gilsoda roomatesa irukkara manushangala sollala pa.. tension aayidaadheenga)
Gils : //G3 under attack :)//
Reveatu.. Ungalukkae returned.. :p
point taken... :D
@g3:
chn varum boathu saatharen...
//thoorathila oru naai kutti kottavi vitunu vedikkai paathukitu irunthichi....// semma picturisation hee hee....kaamudi kaamudi....keep it rolling :)
danku danku...mokkais thodarum :D hehe
@KC:
heheee...haiyaa...ippo thaan ice cream saapta mathiri iruku
thangal sitham...
Aha..ipdi arumiayan arunchurporul adangiya vaarathaigala payan paduthi evlo naal achu...